Chiefs to Donks "All your base belong to us"
 

Mark it, write it down, put it on the board. Chiefs get the keys to the donkey pile high crib. Donks are in a tailspin after getting violated by the Colts.

Chiefs 27
Donks 10

Oh no you don't!

Chiefs 1
Donks 89

God damn you Bronco!

Broncos find more hidden superstars at CB.

Chiefs 3
Broncos 38

I think you have it right this time.

Alex Smith throwing against a #2 CB makes it an even battle. <ducking for cover>

Classiest, least cap violating, eye poking, extasy doing team ever - 28
Queifs - 21 (7 FGs)

Garcia stop being so modest. Tell us how you really feel.

All your base are belong to us.

Is it really all about the base?

Here's to Von Miller coming out with a spinal injury. :thumb:

If you think Alex Smith is going to Denver (where Aaron Rodgers was recently given the Sansa Stark wedding night treatment) and is getting a win, well,


That's just like, your opinion man.

Denver 24
KC - 18

Alex one hops a 10 yard pass to Kelce from the 5 yard line as time expires.

Great...another ****ing reverse mojo thread from you. Eat shit.

Garcia is in his own head with these threads now. He's gotten to the point that if he DOESN'T post one of these the week of the game, the Donks will lose. He's psyched HIMSELF out!

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This will backfire on you this time.

Probably... the bigger question this week for me, is this. Luck is on a bye, so my bench options are Flacco vs Jags or Peyton vs Chiefs.

Right now, I'm going Flacco. Agree or disagree.

Haven't followed football from a fantasy perspective lately, so I'm not sure how Flacco has looked. The Jags are the Jags, and their defense seems to be their weakness, so he might be the play. But Peyton has just wrecked the Chiefs his entire career. The only time we beat him he still put 38 on us.

I think Peyton is going to go for solid fantasy numbers against us. 280/3TD/2INT. I think Vernon Davis is going to wreck us.

Yeah, I dunno. Another guy dropped Peyton last week, so I snagged him on the waiver wire for $3. Timing was good, Flacco was off and Luck vs Denver... who know Luck would do well, but Peyton had solid #s and I won.

Dunno that I'm going Peyton this week... only reason I picked him up is because I have 3 titles in this league, 2 with Peyton and 1 with Eli. So, figured I had to have a Manning and I'm 6-3, so we'll see. Losing Luck stings.

I remember playing in a 2 quarterback league in 08. Never again. One week Bulger got hurt so I picked up Jamarcus Russell as he was the only option available. Jamarcus went negative that week.

Our reverse mojo on their reverse mojo hasn't worked

Eat shit donks

Donkeys 17
Chiefs 31

I wonder if they will put Von over Fisher since Ware is out. Suprisingly, Fisher has done pretty well against Von in his career.

The Chiefs haven't proven a bye week or extra time to prepare for a big game has helped them in the least.

Also consider that Manning was still at odds with that offense in week 2. They seemed to scrap the game plan and just let him sling it around in the 4th quarter.

At home, vs a secondary he already knows how to beat, with more weapons, I wouldn't bet against him...

I'm wondering about this guy who's going to replace Talib in the lineup. I don't know much about him.

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Andy Reid has been phenominal in games after a bye.

I hope he stays that way.

Think Fisher struggles more with the power rushers.

Not here he hasn't...

Yeah this is completely null and void after all of your posting yesterday about how easy of a game this is going to be for the Donx. Nice try, but you jinxed yourself this time.

You screwed up your reverse mojo Garcia, it's All your base are belong to us.

Why thread? We need to post it here to kill the reverse mojo for good.

The football mojo gods are displeased.
The Chiefs are due for good fortune.

Actually I may have gotten him mixed up with another one of the Donktarded posters we have here.

The Chiefs mojo god is the drunkest, fattest cherub ever kicked out of heaven...

One of these days I want to see the mods ban Garcia the entire week before a Chiefs/Donks game so he can't post these ****tard threads

Only if the CB is in high school.

Wrong. Donks will get 17.

Dunno about the Doncs game, but we will win every game after to finish 10-6.

KC is the better team, just check out all the hype about this team during the offseason. I mean, this kc team is loaded, just loaded with talent.

kc 56
Denver 2

Cornerback is not needed vs Alex smith

Couldn't pick a better week for a suspension

Additionally, Chiefs can't beat the donkeys but the Chiefs will give up the final yards to allow forehead to set the all time passing yardage record. I completely expect them to stop play and stroke manning off for a while until papa john finishes on mannings face as part of some bizarre mozerella bukkake.

Meanwhile Chiefs go back to being Chiefs and lose by 2 scores

Win a couple more games to put us around 11 come draft time probably and then the media will go on and on about there being 10 can't miss prospects and after that some mid round talent.

Rinse and repeat

He looks ready to go.

He's already got his team colors on and everything.

ROFL ROFL

The Chiefs' spirit animal is Chris Farley.

That's a ridiculous score. You really think Denver is going to get a safety?

Its all your base are belong to us. Dumbass.

I just digested the thread. Sorry I've left you hanging. No way the Donks win this game. There is just to much hanging on it and as you saw last week...the team struggles to respond to pressure.

The fact that you need to come over here and reverse jinx this game is sad. Manning is undefeated against us playing for Denver. There's absolutely no way we win this guaranteed.

Dude, the fun of it is probably 99.999% of it.

F**k you, pussy.

How are you gentleman?

All your base are belong to us.

It is.

You see. They're bringing booty back.

Here's how it goes.

Smith sucks nuts. Manning eviscerates the Chiefs. Manning style. It's 36-3 donko bitch****s at half.

Teams come out second half, Von Douche late hits Smith 15 seconds after he releases the ball. Smith suffers a separated shoulder.

Chase Daniel(son) comes in and says, "**** it. I'm gonna get dat money." He then proceeds to brutalize the Donk secondary, leading the comeback. Kubiak goes full on Herm and tries to run the ball from under center and continues to get eighthead into third and long where he throws pick sixes to Peters, Smith, and three to Derrick Johnson. Chiefs hang a fifty burger on the bitch****s and win 52-39

The Chiefs fanbase is overjoyed. FFS we finally beat eighthead. ChiefsPlanet then implodes and explodes at the same time because the Chiefs sign Daniel to a 7 year 95 M guaranteed contract on the planeride home and announce their QB problems are finally solved. And the cycle continues.

Chiefs lost by 7 last time. This time by 14

that's my sports center highlight

At least... KC has a knack for making Denver look better than they are.

On the other hand, they let a dysfunctional Colts win. Who's more dysfunctional than the Chiefs?

Done deal!!!

Go for it, champ.

you starting a third string QB?
or playing in london?

actually if denver went to london the chiefs could win in mile high

lol

All you doubters about this game...
 

suck it.

I was REALLY hoping to see this be the response to bump this thread. Thanks for not letting me down Cochise. Good job.

ROFL

**** your reverse mojo Garcia

This man knows his shit.

Great thread, Garcia! Your prediction was so spot on that I half think you may have "willed" it into happening. Thank you!

Gotta say nice prediction

Man... what a beat down. Great win... Chiefs killed the donks. Congrats on a well played game. That was difficult to watch.

I'm not going to press this, but I will make note of it ....

The Broncos key stand for?

Interesting. I found it quite easy...:D

Nailed it! ROFL

The single worst loss in Manning career. One of the most embarrassing home losses ever. It would have been worse if Peters did not help you get some junk points at the end. But that is okay- it just caused a QB controversy.

I bet the Orange mange melted down yesterday.

Now you know how we felt the previous 7 games PM has owned us. Great win for us-but nowhere close to even with you guys. You will still be going to the playoffs and winning the division.

See...that's not the original thread because KCwolfman messed with it.