Canadian couple die in Mexican hot tub sex session
 

Wow-good way for him to go but for her not so much! :eek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ter-aisle.html

Couple die in Mexican hot tub sex session as husband, 67, has heart attack and smothers wife, 63, just two days before their daughter was due to get married

• Charles McKenzie, 67, suffered fatal heart attack in hot tub in hotel room
• His wife, Dorothy, 63, drowned in the water moments later, officials said
• The Canadian couple's bodies were found by their distraught daughter
• The daughter had been due to tie the knot in Mexico just two days later

A Canadian husband and wife in their sixties died while having sex in a Mexican hotel hot tub - just two days before they were due to watch their daughter tie the knot.

Charles McKenzie, 67, died after suffering a heart attack in the tub at the luxury Playacar Palace Hotel in Playa del Carmen, while his wife, Dorothy, 63, drowned moments later, officials said.

Mrs McKenzie, who is described as being 'slender', was apparently squashed by her dying husband's body, resulting in her death from 'asphyxiation by submersion', an autopsy found.

The couple's bodies were reportedly discovered by their 35-year-old daughter at 10am on Tuesday in their room.

They are believed to have died either in the early hours of the morning, or late the night before, and there were no signs of forced entry or disorder in the room when it was investigated by police.

Although it was initially feared that the couple may have been killed due to an electrical fault, an autopsy later showed that Mr McKenzie died from a heart attack, officials told Canadian media.
Mrs McKenzie, meanwhile, was found to have drowned.

The couple, both from Baddeck, Nova Scotia, had traveled to Mexico for their daughter's wedding, and were staying on the fourth floor of the hotel in Quintana Roo when the tragedy occurred.
Speaking to The Canadian Press earlier this week, Mrs McKenzie's brother, Douglas Hastings, said he didn't know whether the wedding would be cancelled following the bride's parents' deaths.
'I know that they’re more concerned about the remains and cremation and things like that. I don’t really know about the wedding,' said Mr Hastings, whose wife is also in Mexico for the wedding.

The hotel spokesman dismissed reports that the couple may have been electrocuted in the tub, insisting : 'All the equipment was working perfectly. What the family mentioned was a heart attack.'

A hotel spokesman said the McKenzies' deaths are being investigated by police.

A Department of Foreign Affairs spokesman confirmed the deaths of two Canadians.
Consular officials are helping the couple's loved ones to deal with the tragedy.

That's actually quite sad.

Ey, i don't know what that's all aboot, but i know they had a good time, don't ya know?

Mexico's president to step down.

He was probably ****ing like a jack rabbit on that premium Mexican cocaine.

Bricks??

I laughed.

Note to self: just reverse cowboy sex in the hot tub....

ROFL

The husband was from New-found-dead and the wife was from Sas-squash-ewan.


(And now I'll apologize to the daughter if she ever finds this thread.)

How do you recover from that if its your parents? You'd probably end up in an asylum forever thinking about your elderly parents doing the mambo in a jacuzzi and it becoming international news besides

Gosh Honey, why don't you take the big pill tonight. I am smashed and in the mood.

wonder if they changed the water for the next people

ROFL

They must have caught hepatitis eh

So you can't drink the water or **** in it either.

Nope. Dysentery and rear entry can both kill you.

This brings a totally new meaning to that age-old term: wettback

Um...how would they know it was a "hot tub sex session?"
That the wife was accidentally smothered and drowned by his body sounds like BS as well.

They were dying to see their daughter get married.

fyp

Hot tub time machine

The circle of life.

probably drain it into their bottled water

Hakuna MaHotTub

Um, don't you mean reverse cowGIRL? :eek:

You assume a lot.

Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex

They came and went at the same time.

Probably pinned her to the bottom of the tub for.....oh.....4 hours or so.

This is the headline I am shooting for when I go.

I have an incredible sense of humor. So does this site which is why I like it. But constantly making fun of someone dying I find repulsive

This is not the site you're looking for.

I think it's our way of addressing our own fear of death. We must look into death's gaping maw and laugh.

Um, sure. Yeah, actually let's go with that. Sounds plausible.

Walk in to an AIDS tree

He is free to go about his business.

I refuse to believe they were not from Florida.


Seriously though. I cannot imagine the daughters marriage working now.

that's so 3 years ago. Come up with a new one

Thats horrible. The poor daughter.

It could have been worse.
At least he didn't trip on his way to the hot tub and impale his wife through her eye while simultaneously pole vaulting himself up and over the balcony railing and all the way down into the hotel parking lot landing on top of the already decorated "Just Married" limo intended for the daughter and furture SILs' honeymoon.
Now that would have been really really hard for the daughter to deal with not to mention the poor bastard wouldn't have gotten the kind of penetration he was looking for.

You should check out the the Brian Reed thread.