Trying to find that ****ing ambien walrus...
 

Someone should PM me if they've seen him. I've got a bone to pick with that guy.

I don't know about a walrus, but a friend of mine gave me an ambien when I ****ed my back up and couldn't sleep. That shit knocked me out for 12 hours

You can't find the ambien walrus because you ARE the ambien walrus.

KNOW THYSELF!

Well shit.

MDMA will even you out.

You obviously checked the closet. Wasn't in there?

:clap:

Koo koo ka choo?

LMAO

Anyone have him? I'm still looking.

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I took ambien for four years and recently stopped. It took me about two weeks to finally start sleeping right. Glad I did it. I'll never take that shit again.

Got any?? Been a while...

I've been taking Ambien for about 5 years. Never saw anything weird. I feel left out.

Haha same. I feel like it's a Jedi mind trick. Only works on the weak minded! :)

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The silenor sloth says

Anybody ever seen the movie "Tusk"?

Somebody explained the entire plot to me in great detail and I couldn't stop laughing. It sounded like such a bad movie that I wouldn't even want to watch it on bad movie night.

Those taking ambien please send some with great haste. My doc wants me to take seroquel for sleep. Go **** yourself doc. Not a fan of an anti-psychotic being used for sleep. Maybe I'm overreacting.

I'm drunk, could take Ambien, and not sleep. That's why I'm on Ambien :(

Edit: Still best option. Just don't eat a god damn thing 2 hours before ya take it.

my doc gave my amitriptyline for sleep. I used that shit exactly 3 times before I got rid of the script. I demanded a script for ambien. Took it for a year but hate the fog that it left me in and I had a hell of a time waking up in the morning... had to set 3 alarms.

at this point I would rather not sleep.

Been taking it for 3 years. It works sometimes, never had any of these problems. It will put me to sleep, but not for long.

This is fantastic.

I tolerate ambien well, but my doc says they are a "conservative" practice, and don't feel comfortable giving it to most patients.

I guess I'll try out the seroquel tomorrow, unless I can find someone looking to get rid of some ambien.

I would tell them to give you some ****ing ambien or you will find a doctor that actually listens to their patient.

Sleep is deaths cousin

Don't do it

Hey dawg...Did you see the size of that chicken?

I take seroquel. At bedtime. Effects on sleep are minimal at best.

This has me laughing to the point of insanity.

http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850...g&f=1447650000

You shouldn't.

I did everything from sleep drive to sleep-sex.

No memory of any of it...

Sleep driving... both fascinating and terrifying.

I have a growing suspicion it's more common now...

This is my problem also. I can't sleep without it, and sometimes not with it, but I wake up about 3 am and can't get back to sleep even with it. My doctor gave me Trazadone to take with it and it helps a lot. Between the two I usually sleep through the night.

Thursday I wasn't allowed to take either because I had a medical procedure yesterday with general anesthesia. I maybe got a total of 2 hours of sleep, in increments of 15 minutes scattered throughout the night. Ambien isn't perfect but it is better than going through that every night.

The insomnia comes from my rheumatoid arthritis.

So yours is mostly pain related?

I guess I'm weird. I used to sleep walk a lot, but haven't since I've been taking Ambien.

Yes. I can't lay in one position long before it hurts. So I toss and turn all night. It's common with RA.

I'd recommend asking about ativan...

I'll ask about that next time I go. What are the benefits over Ambien?

It's more a sedative.

You'll still hurt just not care.

It's pretty much SOMA...

Ok, thanks.

If I have a night where I feel I can't sleep at all I know I didn't work hard enough.

I get up the next morning and work harder.

Good for you. You must not have a chronic disease causing your insomnia. Working "harder" would inflame my RA and cause me to have more pain that night - and LESS sleep.

Nope. And I'm betting you are in the minority on that pertaining to this thread.

There was a reason I didn't quote a post

You have no idea what is causing the insomnia in the people in this thread (which was my point), and your post was self-serving BS.

Lol **** yourself.

My post was stating what I do when I have issues sleeping. I'm betting doing the same would help most people that have the issue.


People are lazy, most don't do strenuous work. I know when I didn't work hard when I can't sleep, I can ****ing point right at it. Just like you can point at your affliction as the reason.

I said how I take care of my issue just like you talked about how you try to take care of yours

And your point of me not knowing what caused people in this thread not to be able to sleep was a ****ing idiotic one when you stated again your issue. I can read and had already read multiple times you saying what your issue is.


Dumb ass

"I work harder than all of you losers". Self-serving bullshit, as I said before.

You said you don't think any of the others have a good reason. I pointed out that you have no idea what their reasons are.

That's not what I ****ing said. I said if I, you know, ME , can't sleep I know that I didn't work hard enough. Because know if I worked hard all day I would be able to sleep.


I didn't say a ****ing thing about anyone else.

Read my ****ing post again. Maybe you took it like that. Maybe you should try to figure out why you thought I was saying that against you or anyone else...

Where did I say that?

Right here.

Tree fiddy.

That's exactly what I said, I mean can you even ****ing read?

I could find weed for days and days and days - but can't find a single ****ing person with ambien.

LMAO
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5...3nkyo1_500.gif

Try looking for Xanax instead then :shrug:

I have benzos. I WANT SOME GOD DAMN AMBIEN. NOT YELLING AT YOU BTW

Smokey if you were in PA, I would give you an ambien just for alerting me to the ambien walrus. I haven't laughed so hard since the "octopus interaction idea"

I gotta tell you...trying to score some ambien through Chiefs Planet members sounds pretty high level junkie shit dude.

Maybe just go down to the local park with a sign that says:

"Will suck dick for ambien."

Maybe take a few before you do...just to cloud up the input receptors.

More OCD than anything. I don't like having meds switched up on me.

So anyway - I took 25mg of seroquel about an hour and a half ago. Holy ****ing shit. Triggered a massive panic attack, and made me super hungry. Will not be taking this shit again tomorrow night.

Rhonda Rousey may have seen the Ambien walrus earlier this evening. You might ask her where it is now.

When I wake up around 2 or 3, I,m afraid to take another. Too worried that one might actually knock me out for the 8 like its supposed to. Then I take a Xanex, those are good for napping. I work 10-13 hrs a day busting my ass all day.

I don't take another when I wake up at 3 either, mainly because I get up at 4:30am on weekdays. So usually I lay there trying to sleep, then about 4:15 I fall asleep just in time for the alarm to go off. :(

Well this is an incredibly disturbing thread.

splatbass: I assume that you've tried Mobic or Voltaren before moving on to sedatives?

I don't take sedatives for rheumatoid arthritis. It is an autoimmune disease and needs immunosuppressives. I take Methotrexate. I also take Prednisone and Naproxen for the inflammation. These are some serious and potentially dangerous drugs, but better than the alternative.

Then I take Ambien and Trazadone for sleep.

If you're taking Ambien so you can sleep due to your RA pain, then you're effectively taking a sedative for RA. It works via the same mechanism as benzos, and although not as long-lasting, can still cause impairment, which is why it's a CIV drug.

FWIW, Mobic and Diclofenac are NSAIDs that work better than Naproxen and, in the case of Diclofenac, demonstrate efficacy on the lipooxygenase pathway as well as the COX pathway without the immunosuppressive effects of a glucocorticoid like prednisone or the risk of diabetes, whereas Naproxen only works on the COX pathway.

I appreciate your advice, but I have the best rheumatologist in Hawaii and I trust his judgement.

You sure you didn't just smoke a shit ton of weed?

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/cheech.gif

Dude. Manning had to of done that on purpose

Edit: ambien walrus made me post in the wrong thread