I'd like to introduce...
 

My son LittleMeatballNick! :) He's 17. I corrupted him at an early age to be a Chief and Royals fan. :D

Chip off the ol block.

He's been reading some things already. He already knows most of us are dicks.

So we have our new Roy and RoyIII. Congrats.

:)

Hardly.

Well where the **** is he?!?!

oh shit .....

https://memecrunch.com/meme/26VDX/jo....png?w=500&c=1

This. I want to be the first one to give him neg rep.

Can't post yet.

Did you mean to start this thread on nambla.com?

**** you and **** him. Find another mod to activate his account.

Hey Meatball Jr., did you know your dad's favorite thread is the "Male Hotties" thread in the picture subforum?

LMAO

That's not his username. There isn't one created with that handle.

Thanks, you seem nice...

:LOL:

LOL, I'm just talking to you like you talk to every one else. He hasn't even created the account if that's the name he's planning on.

Who among us doesn't have a son on here?

LittleMeatball?

BIGMeatbalJr. or GTFO!!

I still wear condoms

Yeah. Ok.

He doesn't like Herm does he?

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That's it. In fact, it appears on the active user list right now.

Although, Baby Lee's suggestion is better.

I can't find him on the member list. I'll dig around.

He should be able to post now. Let me know if there's a problem.

Change his name to Hootie and let's see what kind of warm welcome he gets.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Thanks!

Thanks. I didn't see him there either.

You bet bud. Now go **** yourself. Ha! Totally kidding. Welcome aboard.

No problem. Once you told me where to look I was able to do it in under 60 seconds.

I'll have a son sometime in March. Just...not on here.

Welcome to the board, ****face.

And thanks for making me feel old. I remember you talking about him when he was little.

Welcome aboard Nick! Hope you realize what your in for.

No problem LOL
Yours will be 17 before you know it. :D

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I have daughters.....They think Chiefsplanet is gay and dumb......ROFL

While I think inviting a child here is tantamount to child abuse, do you think he'd like to buy a monkey?

We have high hopes for our Rookies 'round here. Don't **** up http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1nDw32MEHc...00/jones22.gif

Do they think it's more gay than dumb, or more dumb than gay?

Welcome to the Planet Littlemeatballdick.... I mean Nick!!

GIF?

Lol

WHY THE HELL IS HE STILL GREEN??? :cuss:

Little meatball says hello and then goes straight to the Boob..nothing but boobs thread.

Thanks Dad!! Much better than the virtual hookers in Grand Theft Auto.

So, Brazzers or Naughty America?

Spilled my drink on this one.

Littledicknick

There is no way this will backfire. NO. WAY.

Actually got back from the clinic yesterday to ensure I'm not one of them

I took half his green away with my light saber shtick.


Welcome to Chiefs Planet now go away

Welcome LMBN! Get used to that acronym.</br></br>Do you like the smell of men's locker rooms?

I am disappoint

this would have been a much better first post. Learn kid.

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I have 17 and 14 year old Boys. Both wanted to post on CP years ago. I absolutely forbade it.

I told them they could start posting here when I am dead and buried, or if the Chiefs win the SB.........I'm starting to sweat that comment now.

Welcome to the asylum. So your dad didn't try to steer you towards a team like the Browns so he can tell you how bad your team is compared to his??

Welcome!


Syrup, or Jelly?

ROFL

So now we got two balls on here with all the dicks. ROFL

Well, now i'm dissapointed in myself honestly. I'll get the hang of it soon.

Mayo or Miracle Whip?

Dirty l'il balls
He's got l'il balls
She's got l'il balls
(But he's got the lit'lest balls of them all)

Are you trying to validate eDave's claims about you? Inquiring minds want to know...

So LittleMeatballNick, what's the most embarrassing story you can tell us about your dad?

Run Nick, run away as fast as you can!

No, it's n00b hazing time. Let's get the dirt on JR from dad first. Gotta break him in like Lil Stummppy or Grandllama

See my sig !

Watch out for the Milkman.

You have something to say?

What?

:shake:

Yeah. Sorry about that. I didn't want to be the first one to be red.

You have to post 100 times before you can post pics. Thank Malboro_Chief

Floppy's itching for his good ol' BadMod days.

BLM

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, Floppy's goin' buck wild round here.

Some woman let you breed them?

Good lord, bet this kid's just brilliant.

And the winner for Male actor, drama of the year is...

now this is funny.ROFL

Just a friendly heads up....I personally don't care or give a rat's ass but I got banned for bypassing the language filter with a gif similar to yours.

Hmm ...Hi Nick! Do you need me to hook you up with a sweet new Peyton Manning avatar? :evil:

In this case, I think it's allowed, because that's an accurate description of the relationship of Bigmeatballdave to Littlemeatballnick.

Especially at McDonalds in Chicago.

Well, he's gone already . he discovered the "pictures" porn section. It was fun while it lasted.