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Rain Man 05-03-2016 01:21 PM

Indonesian Villagers Discover Slutty Bad Girl Angel.
 
Admittedly, I could image her appearance being somewhat of a gift from heaven if you're living in rural Indonesia. However, I'm a little worried about the age of the angel if you look at the pictures in the link.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-36189614?SThisFB

Indonesian police have confiscated a sex toy from a remote village after its inhabitants and some on social media mistook it for an "angel".

The doll was found in March floating in the sea by a fisherman in the Banggai islands in Sulawesi province.

His family took care of the doll, and pictures soon spread online along with claims it was an angel.

Police investigated amid fears the rumours would cause unrest, and found it was in fact an inflatable sex doll.

Indonesian news portal Detik said photos of the doll dressed demurely and wearing a hijab spread on social media shortly after its discovery.

Rumours then began to spread that it was a "bidadari" along with unverified stories about how it was found "stranded and crying", prompting the police investigation.

Many across Indonesia continue to hold strong beliefs in the supernatural, including the existence of "bidadari", which is a type of angel or spirit.

Local police chief Heru Pramukarno told reporters that villagers had found the doll shortly after the rare March solar eclipse that swept across South East Asia.

The timing of the discovery led some to believe the doll had a divine provenance.

"They have no internet, they don't know what a sex toy is," the police chief was quoted as saying by AFP news agency.

In 2012, a TV station in China's Xian city apologised after running a false report that a local farmer had discovered a giant piece of precious lingzhi mushroom.

The fleshy object, found in a well by the farmer, was identified by many viewers as a sex toy made of silicone.

bishop_74 05-03-2016 01:23 PM

This happens more than I would like to admit.

Hog's Gone Fishin 05-03-2016 01:24 PM

3rd world countries rock.

Graystoke 05-03-2016 01:25 PM

Dam, that floated a long way from Iowa

Pasta Little Brioni 05-03-2016 01:28 PM

Wait till they find the Antonio Banderas love doll

BlackHelicopters 05-03-2016 01:38 PM

Round mouth angel.

ptlyon 05-03-2016 01:40 PM

"Hey, who's got the angel?"

Beef Supreme 05-03-2016 01:44 PM

This angel feels sticky.

WhawhaWhat 05-03-2016 01:47 PM

People in this country find Jesus' face in potato chips, grilled cheese sandwiches, breakfast burritos, etc. and somehow think it makes them divine. That is dumb enough but then they turn around and sell them to other morons.

Fish 05-03-2016 01:51 PM

Imagine the reaction when they first discovered the lifelike vagina.

Mr. Laz 05-03-2016 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 12213982)
3rd world countries rock.

As if worshiping stupid shit is isolated to 3rd world countries.

Rain Man 05-03-2016 01:53 PM

Maybe the villagers didn't think she was an angel, and the media got confused when they kept describing her as "all holey".

Eleazar 05-03-2016 02:32 PM

A blow-up doll wearing a hijab LMAO

vailpass 05-03-2016 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 12214072)
As if worshiping stupid shit is isolated to 3rd world countries.

:rolleyes:

Rain Man 05-03-2016 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 12214190)
A blow-up doll wearing a hijab LMAO

I was curious about that myself. Was she wearing it when she was ... uh, "working", or did the villagers put it on her?

gblowfish 05-03-2016 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 12214190)
A blow-up doll wearing a hijab LMAO

Oh, that just makes me harder!

Predarat 05-03-2016 03:20 PM

They need to make a male version and give it to all the female teachers.

Easy 6 05-03-2016 03:21 PM

Her huge feet are turning me off... would not

listopencil 05-03-2016 03:25 PM

http://cindyyantis.typepad.com/.a/6a...ccf0970c-800wi

vailpass 05-03-2016 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 12214272)

Is that "wood knot"?

Otter 05-03-2016 04:10 PM

This would be the perfect thing to lay down on the floor in your bosses office kinda hidden but visible the night after he leaves the office for a week vacation. Maybe leave one of those big ham bone feet sticking out from under the desk.

threebag 05-03-2016 05:23 PM

I bet they ate the pudding

Kman34 05-03-2016 05:26 PM

http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/772/c...32748103-1.jpg

That dude is "worshipping" her from behind right now.....

threebag 05-03-2016 05:37 PM

She was probably drawn to that sweet yacht. Gold Digger

listopencil 05-03-2016 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 12214308)
Is that "wood knot"?


http://charadesclues.com/wp-content/...se-slider3.png

vailpass 05-03-2016 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 12214518)

Out ****ing standing.

Dayze 05-03-2016 07:52 PM

I told her I wanted a rimjob, and somehow she heard hibjab.


oh well. just roll with it.

Fish 05-03-2016 07:57 PM

Why does she have hobbit feet?

threebag 05-03-2016 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 12214728)
Why does she have hobbit feet?

She likes Tyler Bray?


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