Redsox vs. Royals | May 17, 2016 |5:15 MT
 

eDave!!!!

Yes!!!

Maybe you should stop listing the games in terms of your whacko time zone

In

OK. But it matches the ESPN graphics I post. Don't taze me bro.

But I am missing a space before the 5:15. That's gonna drive me nuts till it drifts off the front page.

Good start for Ace.

BroSox 6

Royals 2

Because you live in a weirdo state that doesn't observe DST.

You're awfully grumpy. And we ain't even losing yet! :D

You mean the only state that does it right? Daylight Savings Time is reeruned.

There isn't an individual on this planet that I think is special enough to warrant paying $2,500 for a "meet and greet". But to each his own LMAO.

I makes sense here though. Early sunset in the summer is a requirement.

Anyone have suggestions for how I could watch this contest? Sweet, sweet rep may be at stake here.

http://wiz1.net/channel109

Rep SNR. Grumpy puss.

Fox sports go

How can you claim that the game starts at 5:15 MT when the majority of people who live in the Mountain Time Zone would have to watch the game at 6:15 in order catch the beginning?

Git ****ed.

Pete hasn't shown up yet.

I'm reverse mojoing this joint. I think it will work.

The win streak starts here boyz.

I'm just going to assume the fix is in and the ump is ****ing the Royals over.

The shift is awesome. The shift sucks. I can't decide.

THERE'S STRIKE 4

NOT OUR YEAR, GANG

That's cool and all, but I want Sexy Rexy whispering sweetness into my ears, not some asshole artist. And it's the second ****ing inning, too.

How about you focus on the game?

Step 1: Turn on television.
Step 2: Turn television to FSKC channel.
Step 3: Give sweet, sweet rep to LoneWolf.

:facepalm:

So... nice job Ventura.

Game over

BTW Gordon is slow as ****.

Why did Esky not turn and fire immediately? It was as if nobody was talking to him.

SELL THE TEAM DAVID

You're a ****ing idiot.

There are times when I really wonder if Gordon could hit a bull's butt with a bass fiddle

**** sox

So is Gordon going to get his shit together at the plate this year or what?

He whiffed badly on one right down the pipe

I never claimed anything about that.

I simply said DST is reeruned.

Are you feeling ok?

Outfante

How many pitches down the middle did we watch that inning without swinging? 6? 7?

Absolutely zero reason for Infante to ever be in the lineup. GMDM needs to cut him so Ned isn't inexplicably tempted to write his name on the lineup card.

#Yosted






???

Oddly enough if you don't strike out you have a chance to get on base....

I'm about ready to switch over to the Red Sox feed of this game.

Enough of this ****ing Home Shopping Network bullshit.

So who's bidding on what?

Is Dane around, I need to borrow some cash?

They could auction Frenchy's jock strap from 2012 and some scumbag would buy it.

Thankfully the MLB.tv app on PlayStation has a park-only sound feature for times like these.

This scumbag prick watch douche has the nerve to talk about Denver's Super Bowl win on a Kansas City channel.

Paulo Triple-O!

Better score him damn it!

That's some stride.

Wow, a ****ing hit

PAULO TRIPLE HOMO

Dude.

PM me if you need something. I am a bit worried about your sanity.

I will invite you over to the unveiling of my new $15,000 Royals man cave. It will have a continuous loop of Odor punching Douchetista playing behind the bar.

That's ****ing awesome. I wish cable would **** off with the talking cackle heads

**** I thought that was fair

I WANT THE ULTIMATE ROYALS MAN CAVE

Okay well that works

That will work Esky.

Tied up

ROFL

Thanks for the update Tribe

George Brett auctioning off used condoms dunked in dunkin donuts coffee

I got 10 of those bats that George is talking about, autographed as well.

I'll give you three-fiddy.


Also, I'll take anything autographed from Brett. Used TP included.

Yard!

BOOM!

Hos!!!!!!!!!!

Hoz!!!

Sexy beast.

ERIC HOSMER WANTS TO BID ON THE SOULS OF THE RED TAMPONS

Hosmer is looking legit good this year.

So consistent with his swing.

Nice job Royals. Take the lead right back.

Morales almost did it the very next pitch LMAO

Weak ass grounder.

He wants that Steinbrenner money.

It's like being at the game minus spending $50 on a ticket and listening to two nutjobs behind me talk about everything that isn't relevant to the setting all while looking out for the people around me so that they don't get hit by a ****ing foul ball because they can't stay off of their god damn phones for 30 seconds at a time.

Hush.

Oh yeah well we have Glass......... cash? :shrug: