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ROYC75 09-17-2016 08:55 AM

You are the Coach: What would you do with this kid?
 
http://www.maxpreps.com/news/N8moENx...-than-life.htm

7'1" 400 lb football player :eek: :drool:

In58men 09-17-2016 08:58 AM

I'll see if he can throw 10 yards or longer.

ROYC75 09-17-2016 08:59 AM

He's raw, use him on defense. Hard to pass over him, he would hamper our QB with his size.

Coochie liquor 09-17-2016 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 12430921)
I'll see if he can throw 10 yards or longer.

ROFL

The Franchise 09-17-2016 09:00 AM

Tell him to lose weight

Coochie liquor 09-17-2016 09:01 AM

I'd make him the tight end. Huge target, and hard to bring down. Who cares if he can't run if you can't tackle him and you damn sure don't want him falling on you.

Gonzo 09-17-2016 09:05 AM

It hurts just to watch the kid try to run. If he can get control of that large frame and become a lot quicker, he might get that scholarship.

ROYC75 09-17-2016 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 12430933)
It hurts just to watch the kid try to run. If he can get control of that large frame and become a lot quicker, he might get that scholarship.

He has 2 speeds, slow and slower. He has to get stronger, quicker and have a desire to want to play, he looks like he is just going through the motions.

If he ever gets it, damn he could be a bear to tangle with.

But there are big kids more athletic than him for sure.

KChiefs1 09-17-2016 09:22 AM

Back surgery just waiting to happen.


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Rain Man 09-17-2016 09:43 AM

Field goal defense team.

He's not a fat-looking 400 pounds, though.

Mr. Flopnuts 09-17-2016 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 12430926)
Tell him to lose weight

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 12430933)
It hurts just to watch the kid try to run. If he can get control of that large frame and become a lot quicker, he might get that scholarship.

That's the thing. He doesn't necessarily look obese, but how the **** does this kid play basketball? He has ZERO mobility and no speed. He's not getting a serious scholarship unless someone can coach him to work harder. He's just using his size as a strength and that's not enough at the next level.

Candiru 09-17-2016 10:57 AM

Lose weight and play basketball

In58men 09-17-2016 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 12431054)
That's the thing. He doesn't necessarily look obese, but how the **** does this kid play basketball? He has ZERO mobility and no speed. He's not getting a serious scholarship unless someone can coach him to work harder. He's just using his size as a strength and that's not enough at the next level.

Jared Gaither made it

Hydrae 09-17-2016 10:58 AM

I see WWE in his future. The next Andre the Giant.

Sofa King 09-17-2016 10:58 AM

Teach him to play basketball.

Discuss Thrower 09-17-2016 11:35 AM

Can't coach size.

Bowser 09-17-2016 11:41 AM

Can he play cornerback?

FloridaMan88 09-17-2016 11:41 AM

Advise him to play basketball and become the next Oliver Miller.

FlaChief58 09-17-2016 11:46 AM

Give him a salad

ping2000 09-17-2016 12:45 PM

He probably sucks at musical chairs. SLOW.

wazu 09-17-2016 12:59 PM

Would be interesting to see him run the ball. Slow, lumbering, but seems balanced enough.

Nickhead 09-17-2016 04:23 PM

this kid will never have the stamina to play professional sports. you can hear it when he talks. conditioning aside, interior D Line. but like the poster above. he would do well in wwe. :D

Scorp 09-17-2016 10:36 PM

Porn Star

cdcox 09-17-2016 10:55 PM

Kid can barely move. No explosion or nasty streak.

Bwana 09-17-2016 11:01 PM

"Though those numbers won't scare anyone, his weight room numbers are impressive. He said his workouts include squats of 1,000 pounds three times"

Yeah I have to call BS on that part. The world record is 1102 by Blain Sumner for a single lift and they claim this kid can do 1000 three times, yeah no.

Valiant 09-18-2016 12:59 AM

Hope the best. But at his weight and size an enlarged heart will probably take his life. WWE is a good option though. I just think he is too big and too slow to be effective on the field or court.

Go get that engineering degree at a small school.

Nickhead 09-18-2016 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 12432300)
Hope the best. But at his weight and size an enlarged heart will probably take his life. WWE is a good option though. I just think he is too big and too slow to be effective on the field or court.

Go get that engineering degree at a small school.

to be fair, all schools are small to him :D

Fire Me Boy! 09-18-2016 04:01 AM

I'd put him in front of the goal post and ask Cassel to throw a field goal.

Beef Supreme 09-18-2016 08:40 AM

Looks like Andy Reid at the punt, pass and kick, standing next to those other kids.

lewdog 09-18-2016 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 12432167)
"Though those numbers won't scare anyone, his weight room numbers are impressive. He said his workouts include squats of 1,000 pounds three times"

Yeah I have to call BS on that part. The world record is 1102 by Blain Sumner for a single lift and they claim this kid can do 1000 three times, yeah no.

Yea, not even close. With his limited mobility he probably can't even get to a proper depth on squats.

I'd have to think that those numbers are likely Leg Press numbers, which really isn't that impressive either.

Hog Rider 09-18-2016 08:52 AM

Make him a jockey. He could Fred Flintstone the horse.

big nasty kcnut 09-18-2016 09:26 AM

Whatever he want me to do. **** he's huge!

GloucesterChief 09-18-2016 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickhead (Post 12431543)
this kid will never have the stamina to play professional sports. you can hear it when he talks. conditioning aside, interior D Line. but like the poster above. he would do well in wwe. :D

Professional wrestling may be performance but you still have to have a lot of cardio to do it.

Valiant 09-18-2016 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GloucesterChief (Post 12432602)
Professional wrestling may be performance but you still have to have a lot of cardio to do it.

For most yes. But andre the giant, big show, the dude from the adam Sandler football movie. Their sheer size will work. If he is any good on the mic will be the difference.

Nickhead 09-18-2016 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GloucesterChief (Post 12432602)
Professional wrestling may be performance but you still have to have a lot of cardio to do it.

not for three plus hours.


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