The most Alex of Moments
 

Saw this on reddit, and I am not sure how it never made it here:

https://i.redd.it/easvf677p5cy.gif

CP is slipping. I blame the new prospective mod team.

Also, if Q, bite me.

Not only did he throw it in the ground, he caused the guy next to him to get hit. ROFL

Bwahahahaha

we see those throws every Sunday.

The rarely seen dodgeball dump off.

His brain fritzed when he realized it wasn't Reid calling a bubble screen....

There are even alexcuses on the reddit thread! LMAO

"He probably googled good dodgeball technique and is holding the ball right and using proper dodgeball form"

What you can't see.....is that Colquitt is about to come in. He's setting up the punter....duh.

literally posted last night in the fire alex thread

It's the Average Alex's vs Globo Gym


That's actually one of the more accurate throws he's had all year.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

doesn't have damn thing to do with football.

like gossiping teenage girls, the lot of ya.

neither did this

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/12...matt_error.gif

....not interested, clay.

Is that Alex or Larry Culpepper?

So why post in the thread then?

Clay pointing out alex's downfield accuracy issues

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;Pro Bowler&quot; Alex Smith overthrowing a stationary target. <a href="https://t.co/UqpBthQ8IY">pic.twitter.com/UqpBthQ8IY</a></p>&mdash; Clay Wendler (@ClayWendler) <a href="https://twitter.com/ClayWendler/status/824772212414623745">January 27, 2017</a></blockquote>
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This thread has he potential to be ****ing awesomeness....

Let the gnashing of teeth over Clay begin.

I learned it from watching you.

Would.

yeah.
though, he probably has a busy schedule on the weekends with the photography hobby.

Watching me do.....what, exactly?

That gif makes me sooo angry.

...over your head, "Dad".

What in the actual ****?

I was way better than that in 5th grade.

I have no idea what you're talking about. But it makes no sense to post that you are in a boring thread that has nothing to do with football so it doesn't interest you.

An easier way would be to....you know....not post in a thread you aren't interested in.

The blue team knew if they stayed more than 5 yards away from Alex he would never be able to reach them in the air! Who throws a sidearm windmill throw in dodge ball?

Laugh all you want, but it wasn't intercepted.

Unfortunately "Dead or Alive" rules were in effect.

Clay is a bundle of sticks

Bite Me. I don't have time to read every anti-alex thread out there.

ya, pretty much.

Look closely. He's just hitting the wide open receiver behind the stationary target. It's what any franchise quarterback would do.

Outside of a very few comments back & forth on CP and formerly being FB friends, I'm not sure that you & I have ever had much interaction. So again, no idea what you are even talking about. But, whatever.....moving on....

Finally!

"I learned it from watching you" is in reference to an old PSA commercial where a dad finds his young son's stash of weed, and confronts him. He angrily asks "Where did you get this? Who taught you how to do this"?! and the son, in tears, says "I learned it from watching you"!

LMAO

You're a strange one man.

Well, at least I'm not determining who can and can't reply.

:harumph:

:)

Quit reposting Clay's shit that he finds from stalking Smith's every movements. You are part of the problem and encouraging his sadistic behavior.

Alex Smith is here to stay because he's a Pro Bowler.

Don't tell me what to do.

T'was a funny clip, bruh.

You gotta loosen up a little bit. Just a little bit.

Definitely. And I appreciate any clever comments people have to offer.

My comment is more of a reaction to the fact that you have ass clowns like chiefspants and Pest who have intentionally stated they will follow around Smith supporters with gifs created by Clay. If that isn't spam, then I don't know what is.

It's not Q, it's priceless.

Off season workouts appear to be paying off

Looks like he's balls deep in you.

Alex has a ZERO interception rate in dodgeball. ZERO. WTF is wrong with you haters he may be the best dodgeball game manager ever! Geez!

FTFY

When I would see this PSA commercial I would always think to myself, "Wish my Dad smoked Weed"

But it also certainly wasn't a downfield pass, he grounded that shit 10 feet in front of the target

"There's no checkdowns in Dodgeball!"

http://shannamahin.files.wordpress.c...n-baseball.jpg

One day you will be gone forever and Clay will be back.

When Alex's sorry ass is gone.

I always thought to myself, "Well, yeah".

So was Matt Cassel.....lololololol

So was Matt Cassel.....lololololol

God I hope not

He's spider2ybanana

ROFL

His eggs did get scrambled.

He felt the pressure and had to release early.... that guy was bearing down on him. Do you want to get our pro bowl qb hurt for gods sake??

I totally blame his offensive line and wr drops.

Remember when we thought this looked bad -

http://i.imgur.com/KNqibUA.gif

This clip and headline "Alex Smith's arm strength" made a segment on the Dan Lebatard show today.

I love how the nation media has taken a few shots about the Chiefs needing to move on from Alex Smith.

No one gives a **** about your Chiefs Planet issues or preferences; your opinions matter less than a speck of fly shit. That also goes for any members of your Butt Buddy Fan Club.

So many good things in this post, but Clay is already back and you know he will always be here in some way, shape, or form. Is it any surprise that the Clay butt-hurt is ramped-up to "11" after most if not all of his dire prophecies have come true, making many look like fools?
Of course not, it is the CP Way.

You ain't seen nuthin' yet. In 2016, Alex moved over the mid point of the Casselian Scale, and he will continue to move toward Full-Cassel in very small, yet highly painful increments.
I anticipate that the watermarks in his downward slide will occur during the most critical of moments, fully underscoring what most of us have come to accept; Smith has served any and every purpose he possibly could as a QB for this franchise, and to keep him beyond 2017 is to drag your entire franchise and it's most promising players to the bottom of the septic tank.

there's no excuse for that, esp being an athletic male who throws a ball for a living.

There's ALWAYS an excuse.

That's the sad part.

Can't wait for the pro bowl gifs

Reid obviously called that play

It still does .don't go full bore off the deep end.

Nah just the dumbasses like you, that defend him. Pussy ;)

Patriotard

I want to see that puss throw a baseball now.

Just gonna bowl this in to you! Don't want to get too aggressive with the overhand stuff!

if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball, Alex.

I watched this on ESPN last night. Smith danced around holding the ball for 2 or 3 minutes without even a pump fake let alone throwing the damn thing.
It is what he does. :shake:

If only...

And yet Alex Smith and Jarvis Landry BEAT Kirk Cousins and Odell Beckham, jr.

:facepalm:

#fakenews

TY Hilton blew it too, took him like 5 tries to get the one handed catch

Looks like Matt could have used some help from one of his offensive linemen to put his hat on backwards. Where was Eric Winston when Matt Cassel needed him? :shake: