I'm declaring war on ants. **** ants.
 

I've been bit by ants twice over the last 2 months. Second time being today.

Hell of it is I've never been bit by an ant before in my life. And I **** with ants. A lot. Every time I see a Hill of ants I turn it over with a spade or kick it down or something. Never been bit.

But both times I was just walking by a hill and they crawl up my leg and bite the **** out of me. The first time I just chalked it up to the day I was having. (The whole day was hot garbage. I'd have gotten a lot more done if I'd have just kicked myself in the balls and went back to bed). But today, that's over the line. Either time I was ****ing with the ants.

So that's it mother****ers. ****ing with/murdering ants is going way up the priority list.

/rant

Terro.

That shit is ant genocide in a tube. The aftermath is comically macabre.

Terro...with an antifreeze cocktail works

Orthoboric acid? They have a lot of products.

I was thinking more along the lines of ... I don't know.... gas.

They attacked you because you became weak. You just walked by an anthill (twice) without killing any. Every time you see a hill you have to kill a few to let them know to keep their shit squared away.

you need more spiders. i can recommend a few if you like :D

That's the approach I'm taking. 2 motherfu kers ruined it for the rest of them but I don't care. It's on.

I should note this is out in the country. Not at the house or anything. Got bit while I was scouting corn and working on my pivot.

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Hell yes. Kill ants AND make trophies? In!

Don't do it. They outnumber you by a lot. A formal war declaration will just unite them all against you.

Not gonna lie, that's really cool.

They can smell their own dead. You have to kill enough for the chemical signal to keep them in defense mode. Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war.

They probably know where you live. You should get out of town for a few days.

I was browsing AntPlanet earlier and definitely saw a thread. "We're declaring war on this Kansan." Looks like most of them are bringing antifreeze.

At least you didn't get bit by this monster ant.

Yup, looks like they're not playing games. They're coming for you Mr. Farmer.
You better hope they don't send for they're cousins, The Bullet Ant Clan. The best you can hope for now is they just hang around you're house all summer, occasionally bitch slapping you just because they can.

LMAO

My money's on the ants.

https://i1.wp.com/antsinmyhouse.com/...scorp-king.jpg

War is never the answer. We must learn to embrace their culture and help them understand ours. Only through love and understanding can we live in peace and harmony.

What is that? A center for ants? It should be at least three times bigger than that.

I seen few **** Buehler Forever posts

Fire ants are a big problem in Florida. The little bastards are vicious and are all over the place. A good way to kill their mounds is to pour a pot of boiling water on their anthills. They usually disappear for a while after that.

Ant spy.

This was my first thought as well! :clap::clap:

Also why a war on ants but not uncles? Sounds pretty biased. :D

Anhyrous Ammonia.

Let the good times roll.

Dad joke of the year front-runner, right here.

ROFL. Well played.

I've done that before. Works pretty good.

That sounds like a good way to kill a Buehler.

ROFL

EDIT: We followed all label application and disposal directions.

Holy shit. LMAO


Furadan is some nasty stuff.

No problem, we followed all label application and disposal instructions :D

Wish I had access to that when I was a kid. Living in Nevada when I was a kid I destroyed a lot of red ant colonies. Id pour gasoline down the entrance slowly then light em up. Sometimes Id just dig the colony up, douse them, and listen to them sizzle and pop.

Get all the spiders fighting with all the ants, then

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I like the cut of your jib, son.

I'm fighting moles in my yard right now. Little bastards..

Had a collie years ago that was a mole killin mother****er

Perhaps a couple of these bad boys?

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If not, I've always had decent luck with Terro.

You're not the only one, Buehler

The little bastards have been trying to take over my kitchen counter for months now, at first I figured 'meh, I never leave anything at all on the counter, its always wiped clean so they'll figure that out and go away soon'

But here it is months later and they keep showing up hoping I'll screw up, so I have recently taken great delight in wiping them up with a paper towel soaked in scalding hot water, then rinsing them off it in more scalding hot water

I tried to be nice at first, but they've pushed me too far :#

We seam to fight those little black sugar ants every year. This year I found the nest when I ripped out the flower box out back. Nuked it with some spray I had in the garage and haven't seen one since. The weird part is the nest was in back but they were showing up in the front bedroom on the opposite end of the house.

I appreciate the effort to help me out, but my house is circa 1870 or so... its just about impossible to figure out all the different places they could be coming in

If it keeps up, I'll probably just buy a few of those little poison discs and stick'em behind the microwave

Borax mixed with sugar, syrup and water in little trays ****s them up pretty good. I sprinkle borax around the basement water drain and it keeps the water bugs away.

I wonder if there's some bigger ecological attack going on.

I worked from home on Thursday, and as I was sitting in my dining room all of a sudden something ran up my bare leg. (I was wearing shorts, you perverts.) I leapt up and something big and black fell off and ran under my chair. I went on the hunt and it was one of the enormous tree ants that live out in our front yard. I see them all the time, but had never seen one in the house. I killed it to send a message, but over the rest of the day I saw two more and my wife saw one. We've lived in the house for over 20 years and have never seen an ant inside.

We've always had a treaty where they stay in the front yard and I leave them alone when I'm out there. I'm wondering if I need to declare war on them now that they've broken the treaty. Are ants in the yard a good thing, bad thing, or neutral? We've got some regular tiny ants who live in the ground, and then these enormous tree ants who live in one of our trees.

Wait until fire ants make it that far north.

Got a solar powered mole/gopher stake for Mom, and she's not had a problem yet this year.

Stick water hose in hole . Turn on. Shoot or smash. Or grub killer.

You know nothing of ant war.

Try moving into a rental property in the winter, and then summer comes and suddenly ants are ALL OVER your house.

I'm talking kitchen cabinets, all over the counters, inside the shower, INSIDE THE MEDICINE CABINET.

What a nightmare that was.

Start the Arms Race!

How do you catch them to stab them in the heart?

Borax around your foundation and anywhere else you see the trail leading to the colony.

Borax works and is cheap.;)

Sharks wearing laser beams, of course.

It keeps them away so you don't have to.

Diatomaceous earth works for scorpions and the like out here. Cuts them up like razor blades.

Let's blame all these ant problems on............GLOBAL WARMING!

They are really vicious. I have been bitten 8-10 times in the same day by these little bastards. You can't stand on the ground barefoot for more than 5 minutes without being bit by one of them.

Speaking of Terro, does anyone have a review of this stuff -

http://images.terro.com/is/image/woo...ose-up-t9026-1

On top of using that death gel on the little ****s inside, I was thinking about putting this stuff outside.

Can they survive the winter here?

Pretty good movie that Alien/Aliens is somewhat based on.


My kids love it.

Not sure. You better hope not. You can't kill the damned things. Poison the hill and they just move. I have scars from those ****ers.

Hmmm, did not know that.

I will Lorsban the entire county.

Oh yeah. They use it as a filter medium for swimming pools.

Nothing like working with it on a windy day and catching some of it in the eye.

It's like ****ing glass.

For the solid ant bait, mix the borax or boric acid in with powdered sugar (again I used 3/4 C sugar and 1/4 C of borax or boric acid). Stir well to make sure it's completely mixed. For ants in the kitchen, bathroom, or anywhere else in your home: Go outside and find a trail of ants.

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Two words. Polar Vortex. Really did a number on the Japanese Beetles and other insects. After 4 years, they are kind of making a comeback. time for another cold winter.

Ant infestations are annoying, but that is nothing compared to having a Wolf Spider infestation... which I discovered I had after moving into a rental apartment in Orlando about 10 years ago.

For those who are not familiar with Wolf Spiders...



Now imagine 30-50 of these things in a 800 square foot apartment.

No. I refuse to do that.

Bug bombs. Inside and out. The only way to be sure.

****ing Ants.

I'm pretty sure this is the hill that produced one of the ****ers that bit me. It was really ****ing hot, so they were active as hell. **** them.

http://i.imgur.com/GSCpa6Er.jpg

****ed up their hill really good. **** them.

http://i.imgur.com/n7kfSi8r.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/YyyQX5Dr.jpg

Then the gas. **** them.

http://i.imgur.com/YQzbFg6r.jpg

I got most of them. I may have to go back and get the rest but most of them were out, and any that got into the gas are dead. Hopefully all the rest went in and got the dead. **** them.

http://i.imgur.com/teDrtxs.jpg

Dissolve a shit ton of styrofoam in some gasoline, remember excess is the best

You are messing with forces far greater than you can possibly imagine.

**** ants
 

Definitely need to burn them again. just to make sure they know who they are dealing with

Termidor......all you need to use

Gas is cheaper.

ROFLROFL

So how long are we ****ing ants?


**** Ants Forever?