Blue Jays @ Royals 6/23 game day thread
 

Taking my 4 year old daughter to her first big sporting event tonight. Pretty stoked, hopefully they can win it and get us back to .500

Blue Jays @ Royals 6/23 game day thread
 

Big Slick is tonight!
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This should be an ass whoopin!

Look out, Jays, you won't have Chris Young to kick around anymore.

You've got Neftali Feliz!

The Feliz Navidad era begins.

Stomp the manbuns!

Maybe KCConnection will pay us a visit tonight?


Do you guys remember that time he talked about how the Blue Jays were going to do big things? How they would destroy the Royals because of their run differential? How the Royals ending up ass-whipping the shit out of those loser Canadians instead? How KCConnection then stated he didn't care anyway because he hadn't even seen the game because he was at his brother's second wife's nephew's bar mitzvah?

I remember the 'hai guyz, I'm not going to be around much cuz busy and stuff but the Jays are set up for multiple runs' post yet posts daily in the NBA thread.

****in Bricks was bad too. Damn talk about two guys that talked a big game.

Bricks is the offspring of first cousins.

It's not totally his fault.

Lew off to a hot start.

I pity the Jays fans who might wander in tonight. Lew is locked and loaded.

The ****ing heat does strange things to a man.

I really wanna party with Lew

Sorry to be obscene on your daughter's birthday and in her thread.

Oh it's not her birthday. Just thought it'd be a nice night to take her.

The guy does go to a lot of birthday parties when the Blue Jays lose.

Our lineup tonight , too lazy to edit

Merrifield 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .289 .330 .448
J Bonifacio RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .246 .305 .448
L Cain CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .282 .360 .459
E Hosmer 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .305 .364 .465
S Perez C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .292 .324 .533
M Moustakas 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .276 .314 .549
B Moss DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .184 .260 .388
A Escobar SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200 .221 .262
A Gordon LF

This should be an ass whoopin!

AIDS in the thread?

If we can get Matt Adams look out bitches

Lets just trade the entire Omaha Storm Chasers & Northwest Arkansas Naturals for a #4 SP and DH. I mean what difference does it make. If we are gonna go for it, go for it. If we are going to sell, sell. No half measures.

Buster olney says us and another team are possible landing spots for Adams. Says we have the pieces. Adams is on fire btw.

This would be cool to see at the end of the year

2B - Whit Merrifield .277 12 HR .789 OPS
CF - Lorenzo Cain .296 20 HR .833 OPS
1B - Eric Hosmer .311 18 HR .822 OPS
3B - Mike Moustakas .277 38 HR .844 OPS
C - Salvador Perez .275 27 HR .820 OPS
DH - Matt Adams .290 24 HR .804 OPS
LF - Alex Gordon .236 14 HR .722 OPS
SS - Raul Mondesi .266 7 HR .705 OPS
RF - Jorge Soler .255 10 HR .755 OPS

Bubba Starling defensive replacement in RF.

Danny Duffy 3.22 ERA
Jason Vargas 2.95 ERA
Ian Kennedy 4.01 ERA
Jason Hammel 4.22 ERA
Nate Karns 4.04 ERA

Joakim Soria 3.45 ERA
Kelvin Herrera 3.13 ERA
Mike Minor 1.77 ERA
Scott Alexander 1.97 ERA
Matt Strahm 3.77 ERA
Kyle Zimmer 2.40 ERA & not dead

ROFL

It's as hot as the sun's surface here and has been all week. 10 hour workday as they use and abuse me. It's even too hot/miserable for me to swim so I'll have to go in after the game to cool off.

I'll try to contain myself in here tonight but no promises.

Where the hell is Bonifacio?

Hopefully in AAA, because that would mean Soler is being successful. Soler has a higher ceiling.

So far Bonifacio is doing what we wished Soler could do in the MLB. Bonifacio ain't going anywhere

Junis looking sharp

Dude, he got 55 ABs. That's it. He hasn't got a chance yet. Understandably slow. Bonifacio forced their hand. He's been hot.

Heh, **** the ump .

Dwight Smith Jr. Man, I feel old.

Soler actually has gotten 737 at bats in the majors.

You know what I meant, for our organization.

Nonetheless, he hit 27 hrs and close to a .800 OPS for the Cubs is roughly a season's amount of ABs.

I'd like to see what he can do without training wheels and the confidence of the front office.

Lost in the lights.

Tough for Junis. Five outs.

That was awesome striking out Donald Duck for the 2nd time

Junis has punked Donaldson twice.

Very nice!

****ing Morales just ran from 1st to home . REALLY !

Royals seem disinterested.

The defense isn't helping Junis tonight.

Fine him every ****ing time he slides into 1st.

Royals really having some great AB's tonight . . . .

It's a shame too because Junis has been pitching his ass off and actually looking pretty good tonight. It should just be a 1-0 game right now.

You can't ask anymore of Junis. Excellent start.

Yup. The entire lineup has gone Gordon tonight.

The new CP catch phrase: gone Gordon.

Is there a lineup in MLB with three hitters as bad as Moss, Escobar, and Gordon? I can't imagine there is anyone close.

I've been trying to answer this question during the week and I have yet to find one.

Not really sure why Yost decided to start Moss tonight against the lefty Happ. He has been dominating lefties. But when you have the opportunity to have 3 sub .200 hitters in a row, you really can't pass that up . . . . .


Cuthbert in there would have made a hell of a lot more sense.

Here we go!

The Yard is just poppin tonight. Loudest it's been all year.

Get crunk!!!

All the steroids seem to have affected the Blue Jays ability to close their hands and catch a ball

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It would be a good time for Moss to accidentally make solid contact and hit a home run.

what a piece of shit

We need a DH

**** you, Moss

Moss is ASS

Can Clutchscobar come through?

Only one run in this inning is a win for the Blue Jays.

John Gibbons is still an absolute drunk, douche.

Absolutely.

Soler could at least be a better DH right now than Moss right?

Esky you better be the 2015 Esky here!

Escobar gonna doink one on Barnes though.

He couldn't be worse and would at least get some experience.

:clap:

So why did Yost stick with Moss against Happ when he could have pinch hit Cuthbert there?

#Yosted

Fresh bleach job for Salvy.

Esky sure has trouble with fastballs thrown right down the middle

And by doink one I mean he's gonna pop out

:sulk:

Shocking that the bottom of the lineup couldn't get a hit.

****ing God Dammit.

Moss with a tremendous at bat.

Moss is hot ASS. He needs to run into some home runs in a hurry or his happy ass can hit the ****ing road.

I am running out of patience with Moss.

Good try Esky.

FML - this is trouble

Can't give them more than 1 here.

1 more out boys

LOOK AT THAT NED - IT'S A PINCH HITTER