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Just left Urologist. Have Peyronie's disease . Basically fractured cock.
Any and all advice appreciated. Anti freeze already tried.

Ouch- maybe, stay off Porn Hub for awhile.

I think I might have that, too. My dick has a hole in it.

How'd you break your dick. You brokedick

How... How exactly did you fracture your dick?

eyronie's disease or Peyronie disease (/peɪroʊˈniː/), also known as induratio penis plastica (IPP)[1] or chronic inflammation of the tunica albuginea (CITA), is a connective tissue disorder involving the growth of fibrous plaques[2] in the soft tissue of the penis affecting an estimated 5% of men.[3] Specifically, scar tissue forms in the tunica albuginea, the thick sheath of tissue surrounding the corpora cavernosa causing pain, abnormal curvature, erectile dysfunction, indentation, loss of girth and shortening.[4][5][6][7] A variety of treatments have been used, but none have been especially effective.



The "Loss of girth and shortening" part would be my concern

You told me you were combing your hair!

All joking aside, I'm sorry you have this man. I hope there is a cure. I know nothing about it other than what I just read.

Get better, hookdick...

this place is brutal. It sounds like something no man would want. Have some compassion for the brokedi........guy

Sometimes when Im ****ing Direckshun's mom too hard my dick pops at the base. Is this a precursor to Peyronie's disease?

I'd rather burn down my house than to have brokedick.

I'd soak it in cider.

Had to.

That sounds rough and I hope they take care of your grayscale. I'm not laughing it sounds shitty.

Yikes man, take it easy on yourself down there. Wrestling the one eyed champ doesn't have to hurt.

Didn't peg you as an Usher fan. Wish you the best.

Tweet Jay Cutler, maybe he has some advice

Sorry bro. Might want to avoid Viagra until that clears up. (Seriously, hope you're better soon.)

Penis doctors are a bunch of ball washin bastards.

Hope this helps.... :D

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Sorry, man. 5% of men sounds like a lot so there's probably a lot of money pouring in to find a solution. Hope they solve.

Switch hands maybe it will straighten out.

I have Elephantiasis in my dick.

Sincerely appreciated.

Little can done. Intercourse is impossible. I don't have a bend or curve. When aroused( thanks Fish) I have a 30 to 90 ANGLE. SEVERE PAIN.

About a year or so ago, I had to go to the urologist to be scoped because I passed a little blood while urinating. The urinalysis showed no blood and then they scoped me. Nurse shot a numbing agent in my pee hole and about 15 minutes later the doctor came in and stuck a 1 foot scope up into my bladder. Was nervous but it wasn't bad. No issues and said the blood could have been a one time minor broken vessel.

I think Bill Clinton suffers from Peyronie's disease

Shit man. Sorry to hear. That's one tool I don't want to lose.

Prayers for your man piece.

One of my wife's friends was over the other day telling us a story about one of her ****-bud's.

Apparently the dude broke his dick. Upon surgery the doctor told him it could go one of two ways....your dick gets bigger post surgery or it gets smaller.

His got smaller. She refuses to **** with him now. Apparently he wasn't exactly hung to begin with.

So, long story short: Your dick is going to shrink and no woman will ever want to sleep with you ever again.

G'day, sir.

OH WTF man.

I squirmed in my chair. Did not need to read that. Ughhh.....90 degree? WTF?

I think we need a Yes thread only in the picture lounge

But what do you think about Alex Smith ?

:eek: Why...why...why did I click on this thread?

Nominating the Dick Curl Lounge.

What a heartless response. And it isn't even amusing. I mean, if you want to be a total asshole go ahead, but this thread should have supplied plenty of opportunity to at least also deliver something funny.

If you're serious I apologize for my smart-ass comments, I assumed this was a joke thread.

Serious

Name?

Well look at the bright side...if you could possibly bear the excruciating pain of your erection Im sure a lot of women would think a crooked dick would feel amazing...

Anyone come upon naked pics of K. Loken the chick in T3:Rise of the machines?

Can't even penetrate. This is no fun.

dear lord. im sorry dude. im at a loss for words. do i even ask how this happened? on second thought, i don't think i want to know.

Have no idea how it happened. I don't raise sheep, only cattle.

MTG level realism.

Bingo. Cattle are to tall.

Not to mention too rough.

Good luck to you. I hope you get your problem straightened out.

Sorry, any physical problem that diminishes quality of life is a drag. Hope things get better, seriously.

get hooked up with a good doc. He should head you in the right direction

As a colleague, I thought you would be more empathetic. Oh, I forgot, CP.

When life throws you a curve, you gotta make the most of it.

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I seem to remember we had a planeteer who was researching to solve something similar. Had exact same forum name on a site where he was discussing some type of splint device for straightening his penis. Same guy was trying to find ways to enlarge. It was a pretty epic thread.

Damn dude, if you're going to let a woman go cowgirl on ya, you gotta control her hips untill she gets a feel for the range she has to work with. </br></br>Anyway, that's unfortunate but don't get bent out of shape over this or the situation will get asymmetrical. You seem like a flexible guy and this will eventually straighten itself out.

Not on any other forums. She prefers reverse cowgirl.

No it was somebody else. And he was sort of busted by the guy that started the thread, but then I think was pretty open about it.

This is real and extremely painful even when I am not aroused.

Started reading on this one WebMD. Sounds like the pain usually goes away, and doctors usually hold off on treatment for two years to see if whole problem goes away on it's own. So doesn't sound hopeless.

Oh calm the F down.

Do you realize the poster we're speaking about? The dude is a walking troll. Every damn thing he posts is meant to be offensive. Do i really need to quote all the shit he posts for you?

I take that as a man that has a sense of humor.

I seriously doubt he made this thread so everyone can sit around and go "oh poor you".

He can take a joke. He dishes the shit out every day, im sure some light humor isn't going to hurt his feelings.

And yes, if my aim was to make a mockery of him, im sure i can come up with a TON of material. The goal was a light-hearted, non-offensive post.

Big whoop...

uh oh, here comes Wazu, the penis police.

/wags finger at Otter

Guess I don't follow his posts that closely. So you think he's just trolling? Cause if you did then okay. If not then telling a personal story of doom and how his penis would shrink and no more sex doesn't seem that light-hearted.

No, i don't think he's trolling.

I'm stating that i think he has a sense of humor.

Considering all the OTHER posts in this thread, my little jab at the end of an anecdote pales in comparison.

Alright you two sidewinders that's enough! You're both sending this thread in the wrong direction.

This thread took a left turn at Albuquerque.

Yeah, they need to not get all bent out of shape over a simple forum thread.

Did you try turning it off and then turning it back on?

You guys can never take the straight and narrow. It's like you're all warped and slanted just for the sake of being contorted. You guys make me so angry sometimes I get cockeyed.

I see what you did there.

Ur anus,

Don't want no short dick man......

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Abso-****ing-lutely.

This is a parody thread.

My advice could be considered alternative therapy.

Tie an 18" rope from your helmet to a door knob. Stand 26" from the door and have a friend slam it shut. Maybe it'll pop that thing into socket and stretch it o a couple of notches

Stay away from Psycho B's