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I'm a Mahomo!
Wouldn't you like to be a Mahomo too?
(https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=309442)
I'm a Mahomo!
Wouldn't you like to be a Mahomo too?
Wouldn't you like to be a Mahomo too?
I like Mahomes and I'm proud I used to feel alone in a crowd But now you look around these days And it seems there's a Mahomes CRAZE! I'm a Mahomo, he's a Mahomo, she's a Mahomo, we're a Mahomo! Wouldn't you like to be a Mahomo too? I'm a Mahomo, he's a Mahomo, she's a Mahomo If you like Mahomes you're a Mahomo too! Us Mahomo's are an interesting breed A franchise quarterback is what we need Ask any Mahomo and they'll say "only Mahomes plays that way" I'm a Mahomo, he's a Mahomo, she's a Mahomo, we're a Mahomo wouldn't you like to be a Mahomo too? I'm a Mahomo, he's a Mahomo, she's a Mahomo, we're a Mahomo wouldn't you like to be a Mahomo too? Sung to this: https://youtu.be/jvCTaccEkMI |
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Draft day! |
bye, bye, aaaaaaalex!
hello pat mahoooooomes! who's the cuck that we all hate? i'm afraid we'll have to wait! but now, Reid's got a brand new boon! pat mahomes you make me swoon! shitty offense makes me whine kicking points just isn't fine so here's the brand new air attack now we'll get rid of that haaaaaack! bye, bye, aaaaaaalex! it's great to see you go! bye, bye, aaaaaaalex! hello pat mahoooooomes! hello pat mahoooooomes! hello pat mahoooooooooooooooooomes! <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/-AgTnQok3RU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> |
Going to be a fun decade and a half watching PM2 sweep the division every year and bring home multiple championships!!
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I was born this way.
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No need any guise or cloak I'm Mahoming everyday
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Can I be a Mahomo and Gay for Bray at the same time?
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Veach is a Mahomo!
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I'ma gonna be watching Patrick Mahomes II like Richard Simmons sweating to the oldies workout
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You know this turns you on.
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I'm a Mahomo!
Wouldn't you like to be a Mahomo too?
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I still pinch myself about this guy. Full Mahomo here!
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Image: Not Safe for Work
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This thread has officially made me hate football....congrats.
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I'm a Mahomo!
Wouldn't you like to be a Mahomo too?
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I'm a flaming Mahomo
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Does there exist enough Mahomo penis in all of the world for Smith bitches to suck and suck and suck? A: Not in 1000 lifetimes. #Mahomosupremacy |
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My Mahomo erection is lasting long after 4 hours, and I don't want to see my doctor for a cure.
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I couldn't believe the way things played out
On draft day I was so shocked I was about to fade out We traded up into the early first round The spot I've been told franchise qb's are found Then came the call and an almost heart attack We finally drafted a round one quarterback I can barely believe the events that unfolded My emotions are crazy I can barely control it I've waited the lifetime of my fandome for this Now I'm patiently waiting for the moment of bliss When our savior St Patrick will take the team by the hand And lead them to the Super Bowl promise land I can now wait out all the Smith fans because their end soon is near And Chiefs Kingdom will celebrate by toasting their beer Hip hip hooray excitement through my bones Thank Clark, John, and Andy for Patrick Mahomes! |
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Let's get after it son!
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My erection is huge!
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Also.... just playing man!!:D |
My wrist tendonitis is acting up
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I think.....I think I'm going to get myself a Mahomes jersey.
This kid looks legit. |
I'm in
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It's lasting more than 4 hours after each game. |
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This is Pat****ing amazing
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Spoiler!
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It's like reading porn.
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Mahomo porn. |
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That straight gives me wood and reminds me of why I even got involved in pro football at all. |
Non stop Mahomerection....
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Non stop Mahomerection is lasting longer than 4 hours.
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911, this is an emergency....."No, I didn't take Viagra"
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I still can't believe we live in a world where KC was willing to trade up in the 1st to select a QB...
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My erection is NOT over.
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That's gonna look hot clenched tight on third down and in the last 2 minutes of the 4th. |
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Legit, sexy QB is sexy! |
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...it was pretty special moment. |
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Glad you guys are embracing the name. ROFL
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Lord Hammock, we have a potential issue at play.
It has occurred to me that with the many cases of Mahomo Erectus happening at One Arrowhead Drive, the potential for key Chiefs players to up their personal game for the 2017 season is concerning. These players, now emboldened by the undisputed truth of bright futures, futures devoid of Shitty game management and Smith Purgatory, will psychologically and subliminally begin to physically manifest performances beyond their once established baselines. The potential for another and possibly successful Smith post season is real, and could wreak great havoc to the( feels like )1000 year-plan. This can not stand, Lord Hammock. You must intensify the final campaign against the game-manager. The gif.s and "lowlight" reels must be perfect, relentless, and non-stop. By mid-season, I want every being in red and gold to understand that there is absolutely NO FUTURE for and with that sub-par excuse for an NFL player. You have your mission, apprentice. Complete it, and we RULE THE GALAXY. |
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