Warning ! Buy your Bacon NOW!
 

I've sold my farm as of last Thursday! Fishin is on the agenda now. Leavin tomorrow for a long needed vacation. Lake Greenbelt, Lake Texoma , Lake Broken Bow , Beaver Lake. YeeHaw! And it's supposed to snow!!! YeeHaw!


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Here's a movie that's going to come out soon. Part of it was filmed on my farm property. Pause it at 0:58 and that is my property. The Metal contraption in the background is a shooting platform me and my brother started building to shoot prairie dogs from but in the middle of the build the plague went through and wiped them all out so we never finished. And that frost free hydrant that Judd Nelson is leaning on I installed with my own two hands. Luckily for him he's wearing gloves.:D Be assured that while filming that scene they are whiffing a strong odor of hog shit. :D


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Tomorrow I go fishin. See ya later!

Hog

Congrats Hog Farmer! I had no idea your operation was so big.

Enjoy retirement (or whatever).

Does this mean you'll be jerking off fish now? :hmmm:

oh FUN!

THIS.

No longer worried about the bacon. That shit clogged me up, and I have turned away from all tasty habits. But the booze... never the booze! Retirement is AWESOME!!!! :)

My jerking days are OVER !

Congrats buddy!

Glad to hear it. :D

Outside of the Neg war we had a few years ago, you're a swell guy.

I wish you all the best. Keep the stock tips coming along with the bacon news.

Enjoy retirement!

Have you ran that by Mrs. Hog ?

For only $400,000.00
You to, can jerk off pigs

ROFL

Congratulations

I hope you got super duper never gonna have to do shit anymore ever again ever money

you seem nice

Well we know he got over $400K and will get some nice $$$ for consulting fees.

Awesome for you. I would say come visit Stockton lake, but those you listed are good.

Congratulations! Hope you catch the big one.

Good for you, that explains why you wanted the name change, ENJOY!

I was at Big R today and the guy behind the firearms counter was telling me he was at Lake Texoma and a little old lady was out fishin in a little jon boat and she hooked a big fish that had her rod doubled over and they followed her as the fish was pulling her boat around so if she needed help they could help her. Well, the fish pulled her boat 2 miles down the lake and into a cove, There happened to be a ranger there that helped her get the fish in. Turns out she had a 94 pound Blue Cat. She was 77 years old. The fish weighed more than she did.

Good for you. Congrats.

Many farmers never retire. I hope you enjoy your time and have fun.

I really thought one of those videos was going to be pig porn with you in the starring role! ROFLROFLROFL

CONGRATS AND HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME IN YOUR NEW ENDEAVOR!

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woo hoo!

Used to fish Striper in Texoma with my old man. He's buried five minutes away.

Congrats on Retirement!
 

Hope the sale goes farther north of $ 400K.

I've seen some of your escapees here in the Red River valley
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Congrats HF!

Now wait just a damn minute here... I expect a nice dinner first...

LMAO

ROFL

Awesomeness. Congrats. You deserve it.

Congrats! :clap:

I know you've broken thousands of hogs hearts!

You ****ing sell out.

Congrats man

Congratulations. I'm sure the boars will miss your gentle touch. :)

Hat tip! Good luck fishing

Congrats!!

But I admit I'm confused -- I thought you sold your farm off several (like three or four or so) years ago and switched to real estate landlord?

Holy crap the size of that operation. You must really have enjoyed jerking pork to not take on help with all that. How many gallons hog spoo over the years were ejaculated by your hands.

Just joking man enjoy yourself you earned it. Impressive operation you put together.

Well deserved and I hope you catch the big kahuna that has been evading you all these years. Hopefully now with all this time to fish you won't ever have talk about "that big one that gotta away" because he will be on your wall very soon.:clap:

Congrats !!:thumb: