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You know when it's hot down under (Australia) if...
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You know when it's hot down under (Australia) if...
1. The best carpark is determined by shade, not distance.
2. Hot water comes out of both taps. 3. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a good branding iron. 4. The temp drops below 32 degrees C (89.6 F) and you feel chilly. 5. You learn it only takes 2 fingers to steer a car. 6. You can sunburn through the windscreen of a car. 7. You develop a fear of door handles. 8. You break into a sweat @ 7am 9. Your biggest bicycle fear is "what if I get knocked out and end up cooking on the road". 10. You realise asphalt is a liquid state. 11. Farmers are feeding chickens ice to prevent hard boiled eggs. 12. The trees are whistling for dogs. 13. Shopping Centres are temples where you worship Air Conditioning 14. Sticking your head in freezers is considered normal 15. A cup full of ice is considered a great snack 16. A blackout is life threatening because the air con and fans stop working. 17. You keep everything in the fridge, including clothing 18. The effort of towelling yourself off after a shower means you need another shower right away 19. You worry the ceiling fan is spinning so fast it will fly off and kill you 20. You laugh because you know this list is so accurate. :thumb: :D |
LMAO... Awesome thread...
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you know it's hot when a koala comes down from the tree cause the bark actually bites :D
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...when the poisonous spiders have to rest before eating the poisonous moths in their web.
...when the poisonous jellyfish won't come to the surface to attack the poisonous crocodiles. ...when the poisonous snakes bask in the roadways awaiting the poisonous wallabies near the poisonous watering hole. |
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your yute's hood doubles as a bbq :D
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it's so hot, even mexican's and african's won't migrate here. :unsureofpropersmileyforthisfact: :cuss:
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A witches tit is a hot commodity.
When you talk about the lack of sex from the wife your guy friends seem interested. The thought of a hemorrhoid seems soothing. same for a burning cross... Watching snow sking on tv becomes a daily activity |
Welcome to Florida
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I will take the hot over the cold any day.
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Everything is worse except keeping drinks cold. |
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Hope this works. https://www.facebook.com/48846131450...1552070865309/ |
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Nickhead-move to Minnesota. You may get heat, but not heat and cold.
Spoiler!
Then take in this years Highs/Lows High Temperature 92.6°F Low Temperature -10.0°F High Dew point 77.0°F Low Dew point -15.0°F Low Wind Chill -26.0°F High Heat Index 103.0°F (add the sun and wind--120F) I will let you convert to C. |
Don't even want to hear about that kind of cold. It will hit 60 at home all this week.
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The wind chill is supposed to be like -30f here this weekend. I'll trade ya
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I'm glad you put "Australia" in parentheses. We never would have gotten it....
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Could go for most of Texas as well
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It's 78 and it's going to be a beautiful sunset where I am....
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it's actually cooler this summer than it was in the spring, but we do live in the mountains. heaven help anyone in alice springs :D
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G'day!
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I really wanted to visit that underground town when I toured around Australia many years ago, but my travel pal had other priorities. |
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Have you ever been there? I'm intrigued by it. |
no, i haven't been there.
there is this though: https://www.tripadvisor.com.au/Attra...Australia.html :D it appears we are missing out on quite the attractions: https://www.tripadvisor.com.au/Attra...regationId=101 |
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It's cold in my garage. Lost a few bottles/cans. Never had this happen.
Stupid computer upload. |
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I had a can of cherry Dr Pepper explode in the fridge. It looked like someone had been murdered and shoved in the fridge.
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it's so cold here, I have to wear socks with my flip flops
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By Wednesday of next week, I'll probably have to break out the heavy winter clothes. Chiefs sweat shirt and house shoes |
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The can got a hairline fracture and spewed a fine mist that coated the entire inside of the car and baked in the sun for hours. Even the car detailing place couldn't get rid of the stickiness. Screw the heat. I would rather deal with cold. |
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And was it worth the trip? |
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the day i read about the shale reserves, was the first day i ever thought about buying stocks :D |
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