Are you cooking for your SO or taking here out for Valentines Day
 

I an cooking a strawberry balsamic pork tenderloin smoked (cherry) with SB jam and BBQ rub then served with a strawberry balsamic sauce, wild rice, spaghetti squash with a garlic butter wine cream sauce with sauted/ roasted baby veggies.

Dessert is her "blow the chef's mind*" cheesecake with Godiva and Bailey's in espresso with real whipped cream on top. Extra piping bag full in the fridge as needed.

What are you doing for your SO????


* Her cheesecake is highly regarded by chefs in the area as she gives them as B-Day cakes to the local foodies. They named it for her.

I'm marrried. We have an anniversary. Valentine's Day is for kids.

Cool fake story brah

no.

Gonna give one of the local whores an extra bump so she lasts longer. Wore out the one I used last year.

Eat in. Kid has to be run around. It is just not worth going out to eat. wait in line for an hour. Yuck.

And it is Ash Wednesday.

When was the last time that Ash Wednesday/Valentines was on the same day and Easter/April Fools on the same day in the same year?

i cook 350 days of the year. she's lucky im not asking her to cook :D

and I hate shopping

I'm either going to Reserve downtown for dinner Wednesday, or skipping that BS and going out Friday to the Kauffman with her fine ass. Not sure.

This is the first year in a long time I have no ****ing idea what im getting her.

Im stuck

I wish someone would take the OP out for Valentine's Day. Or any other day for that matter.

he's annoying - but I think basically he has a decent heart

probably cook up a couple ribeyes and baked potatoes. make a salad and hopefully get a hummer.
oh wait, i've been married 18 years. ha ha ha ha........

You have to buy her something for a fake holiday?

Women see right through the nice bottle of bourbon...

Good grief. I put a roof over her head and the kids. They are spoiled.

You mean Ash Wednesday

https://i0.wp.com/uncoveringintimacy...5%2C1102&ssl=1

Clay's first Valintine's Day with his silicon sex doll, I bet it's a car date at best.

I will be shocked if I even remember it’s Valentines day.

I dont HAVE to do anything

I want to

:thumb:

As it should be

Yeah. That one. The one Catholics are supposed to fast for? Yeah. That one.

Isn’t going to matter at my house too much. Just had a baby. I’m sure it will be subdued

OP throws out more fake stories in a week than Clay does in a year.

Congrats brother

I was always pretty good at cooking up a story about why nothing special was going to happen on National Retailers Day.

Deluxe breakfast in bed, maybe throw in a traditional box of chocolates, some roses... and you're all set

Congrats on baby!

Refer to two ribeye post ROFLROFLROFL

I never have time to cook anymore so I’m taking her out to eat, then eating out afterwards!

We just finished day one of a 2 day ski mini vacation at her request. Now per the agreement we are ordering pizza and drinking beer and watching the Olympics on Valentines Day!
(I wanted to go skiing also, sshhhhh)

Neither. We haven't celebrated Valentine's Day since we were dating 16+ years ago.

While it didnt ultimately save my marriage, a little effort on anniversaries and Valentines Day definitely prolonged it

Still swear by breakfast in bed, that always seemed to please her more than any present

We surprise each other throughout the year, just because.

We went to tour the Roasterie here in town this morning, then grabbed some lunch. Got a few logs for the fire, came home and are tucked in watching DVR of the Olympics.

She’ll be out of town next week with some family. But, we usually don’t do something specifically for Valentines Day . We do quite a bit of stuff through the year.

Fake holiday.

I had me a wake up call yesterday.

I love them

Blackened fish and shrimp skewers some sorta steamed veggies,wedge salad, what ever else she wants.

You gotta come around more often, Mo

Wednesday. 40F. Shorts weather. May have to grill.

Since my wife is catholic and valentines day falls on ash Wednesday and fish is not a proper meal, we will be celebrating valentines day one another day of the week. I think we are doing fondue or a Chinese hot pot.

Same. If my bride doesn't get her surf and turf on Valentine's Day, it's a cold night. Me, I'm a fallen away convert, so screw that silly stuff.

I'm pretty much with the first post. V-day is for kids/teens. My wife and I do stuff for eachother on random days

I only care that Mahomes is cooking it up...

What day is PIIHB day?

Just about any day I want bro.

Oct 4.

That's a long ways away

My wife always complains about not getting Chick Fil A. I ordered her a 64 piece nugget platter today. That should get me a BJ.

Went out to eat last night for it. Got roses today.

After reading the first post, perhaps I'll make strawberry or raspberry crepes.

The visual on that is, how do I say "disturbing", i don't mean the BJ either.

My Birthday

Got her a big box of Dots. And some flowers. She’ll be most excited for the Dots though, she LOVES those things.

Our anniversary is Feb 15. Our tradition on that day is to go out for pizza which was our first date.

I am winning at life, screw Hallmark Day*





*I had flowers, chocolates, balloons delivered today even though I'm not supposed to because I'm also not stupid

I read that initially as "Got her a big bag of dicks".

A chick fil a bj isn't disturbing?

Now dots Bj's are not disturbing

[QUOTE]I ordered her a 64 piece nugget platter[/QUOTE]

Anything like an Altoid's mint BJ? :hmmm::hmmm:


If so, is it rude to stop her halfway and ask her to reload?ROFLROFLROFLROFL

I'll throw a couple cheeseburgers down her throat.
Don't mean nothin'.

Fyp

****.
Thank you.

My wife and I's first date was Burger King. However, I'm not driving 90 miles to go to BK, even for Valentine's Day.

Not even to get busy in the bathroom?

At Burger King?

Ewww....

So I was at our local Dollar General a couple days ago and saw this stand of valentines cards. Please note the Taco Bell Gift Card portion of the display.

Classy mother****ers we’ve got up in here.

https://i.imgur.com/Ry2ChKe_d.jpg?ma...idelity=medium

I was laughing so hard I had to grab a picture.

Well you know, they say the family that has diarrhea together, stays together....

Nothin says lovin like a chili cheese burrito

[QUOTE=cooper barrett;13416865]It’s more of a joke. I’d be fairly disturbed if she ate it all in one setting. She’s a fairly small lady.

You obviously don't know the Humpty Dance fine sir.

I'm hiring a chef who will make her anything she wants off the menu.

Get the blooming onion

Free breadsticks man.

[QUOTE=Dunit35;13416941]I was trying to be polite but it did leave an impression, 64?, glad you erased that image.

Taco John's???

This guy took her out.

https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...50&oe=5B24FA13

Is that Outback?