Cats and breeding-Maine Coon
 

Anybody know who has a male that we can breed with an un documented female? They are a big cat. It takes up the couch.

My sister has a un-papered female but has a full blood line. She got it cheap because there are no papers...thus not breedable for selling issues.

This is not for money making "pure bred" cats for sale issue. She would like to have some kittens and I would like to have one as well.

I like big dogs, and like big cats as well. The bigger the better, both cats and dogs. I have 10 acres and have had Great Danes, Huskies, Retrievers, Lab mixes etc.

The kittens would not go for sale but for households that want a BIG cat.

BTW, all my dogs and cats are rescue or adopted. Why pay money for a needed animal, for them and me.

Thoughts?

He isnt fit for breeding anymore since he is about 15-16 years old, but my ma has a big ol Maine Coon

Great cat, by far the most talkative cat I've ever seen... he has a huge 'vocabulary' of different inflections, he really seems to try and mimic people

Mind if I post this here?:D



HELP WANTED. For a friend
Who goes by the code name of Dodger.
Mans best friend for life, a virgin in strife
I'd like to find him some bitches to Rodger.

A boarder collie he might be of mix
no papers to certify his breed
but a playdate with your she-dog
will take care of his needs.

Dodger won't care if she's short, fat or bald
or if her pedigree is top billing
as long as her tail is up
and her back side he's drilling.
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WTF? A 5 foot cat? That's called a tiger, mate.

Send it back to its own country!!

You like big cats and you cannot lie

Put a fresh battery in the decoder ring when I saw the thread title.

Nope, don't know anyone with one of them. Are they similar to dogs, in that big cats have big poop?

Love big dogs, used to have them, but prefer little poop.

Pure bred MCs can get quite large.

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wNMCHdRrS...maine+coon.jpg

^^^^Not mine.

I had a cat I believe was part MC, but she was pretty small. Had the mane and coloring, very vocal. Mean as hell to anyone not me or my wife or the other animals. I used to joke she was part Maine coon, part chainsaw.

That's a big pussy.

The cat's name is Matt Cassel.

Holy shit! Is that real?

:eek: Wow, that is a huge cat or a very small person!

I would like to have a huge maine coon myself. I don't want to buy one and all the cats at the shelters are "mutts" who aren't much bigger than other cats. If you get a bunch of pure-ish kittens and have one leftover, i'm interested.

That's a big pussy.


"Why did you say it twice?"


"I didn't"

Noted.

My sister has looked around the web with no luck. Once the people hear "not registered", show no interest.

I hope they don't tell their male cats that there is free pussy and their master declines.

Mainecoons are the best. I would work on rigs and marty my cat would watch me he had paws as big as a dog. He would get pissed off if I didn't pay attention to him and pick up my screw driver with both paws and wing it on the floor and stare back at me like a bad ass.

Ours liked to knock stuff over onto the floor, more than any other cat I've seen.

One time, she went to knock over my drink when I was away from it, but I saw her and yelled, "Don't do it!" in a scolding tone. She looked right at me, and slowly pushed it to the floor. Never broke eye contact.

Can you post a pic Holladay?

I want to go on the record and state I ****ing hate cats.

I like cats more than most people.

How do cats feel about you? Asking for the chaplain.

This. I’m a shallow person who needs the reassurance of love from my dogs.

Show me a guy who likes cats more than dogs and I'll show you an odd duck.

Yep.

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I absolutely like cats more than dogs. I don't dislike dogs, but cats are way better. I have both, FTR.

What I dislike about dogs is what I like about cats.

Cats have moods; I have moods, so I like that. Dogs are always happy. Pet a dog, love on it, talk happy, play, kick... a dog is always happy. You have to earn a cat's love; I like that. I like that when my cat comes up and nuzzles me or works his paws on my leg that I've earned his trust.

Dogs are needy. They need attention, walks, let outside, fed on a schedule. If you leave, you have to take them with your or get them boarded. Cats, leave food and water out, a clean litter box, and they're good for a week.

LMAO

I loved that joke in Predator.

There's a new woman sheriff in town and she's got a big posse.

And you say you like dogs.

My dog has all kinds of different moods and he's a hell of a lot smarter than any dumb ole cat. He may be more the exception though. He's the most communicative animal I've ever had or been around.

I meant to delete that after better thought and forgot. My point was simply that short of sustained abuse, you can do anything to a dog and it'll love you.

I do not kick dogs.

Short aside: My hometown high school's mascot is the Houn Dawg, and our motto was "Don't kick our dog."

No need to get catty.

Just messin with you.:D

Agreed

:D

http://time.com/2798972/studies-show...an-dog-people/

Me:

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:D Sounds like a catspiracy to me.

Sorry bro, didn't mean to hurt your felines.

Not at all. I've got NOTHING against dogs, nor their owners. Have owned a few. I just prefer a cat these days. Low maintenance.

And I'll be the first to tell you I'm an odd duck at times.

I can always tell who I'm not going to be friends with. When they say "I hate cats" I'm out.

I have avoided some huge shitheads this way.

All this time I thought I shot a lynx.

haha would hate to try and give that thing a bath.

LMAO no thanks. Id put that ultra large kitty under anesthesia and wash it. don't wanna look like someone massaged my body w/ a cheese greater.

Seems like on overreaction.

Being an odd duck is prrrrrrfectly okay.

LMAO

Dog is MAN's best friend for a reason.

Men who prefer cats also love to blog on their Macs at Starbucks, love to tell people how they hate red meat, get confused on what bathroom to use, and voted for Hillary. I usually avoid these people. A man that trusts a cat over a dog can not be trusted.

Avoided some of the world's biggest pieces of shit this way.

You have gato knock it off with these puns. It's kitten real old, vail.

:D Okay, okay.

Never had to throw a boot party for a cat, whose owner couldn't control it.

I try to love both though.

That is just ingrained in rural America's thinking, due to dogs being good for hunters, they are thought of as "manly".

I don't have anything against dogs, they are just a pain in the ass to own. If you think about it, a cat is no less manly than a dog. A cat is independent, a dangerous carnivore coming from the lineage of Lions & Tigers. A cat you have to earn it's respect usually and doesn't follow you around all the time like a little kid. If anything, a dog is more like a little child and therefore a maternal instinct would yearn for that pet over a cat

Its a ruff thing to hear, but you wrong a cat once, you're sworn enemies. A dog you can beat on all day errday. One is admirable, one is respectable.

Ask any midwesterner who has outbuildings if they like their outdoor cats. You'll get a great big yes.

Ask any sane person if they want a box of animal shit in their home and they'll tell you no.

Is that actually a factor in people's decisions? I'd think that a main part of owning a pet and loving it is going out of your way not to physically abuse it, but that's just me. I'm an equal opportunity animal lover, but I've had fantastic luck with my cats so far.

IDK, I thought we were flexing manly animal opinions in here.

J/K, I love them both and like anything its dependent on the owner. If you're a real cool MF, dogs and cats will love you the same. I'd gladly hurt an owner, or otherwise shit human, over an animal any day...and it's a cat that taught me to be that way.

Anyone have a Bengal Cat? Thinking about getting one someday, but I'm afraid they will terrorize my house and go berserk if I leave them alone for a week. I've heard they can do that.

Agree to disagree ROFL

I don't mind the box of animal shit in my house. Just put it in a closet or the basement. They have good litter and odor repellent these days. I can usually tell when I go into someone's house if they have a dog, versus a cat. I can smell dogs easily. Unless they are groomed super often, they just have a stench to them, we all know the wet dog stench. My cat can sleep right by my face and I can't even smell that it is there.

Sure about that?

It is my sisters' cat. I don't have pictures. Big ass female pussy though. It jumps on top of bath room doors and sits there, watching while you shower.

Beautiful cat. Gray long hair and vocal. Nose to ass is about 3 feet, not including the tail. We have 4 cats. One inside, the rest outside (barn). All are Brindle with one black cat with green eyes.

Cats are crazy. Paula is the old inside cat (15 yrs) still steals my son's socks of the shelf in his closet, then yowls at them. Runs up and down the stairs and rumples the rugs as she tears out. Of course, when we first got her...that cat is on drugs. Thus her nickname is Drugs (she answers to it)

Next cat named Lisa is on drugs as well. Can't have 2 cats named the same, thus is Crack. The next cat is Simon, not. She nicknamed Spaz. Then the black cat is Cinder, not. Named Verruckt, crazy in German. All the cats answer to their nicknames, as much as a cat will answer to anything.

Dogs are just Bonnie and Clyde. Twin Shepard Husky mixes.

The cats and dogs cuddle together. Go figure.

I don't really understand how someone can sleep with a shedding animal. I love my dogs and cats, don't want their hair in my bed.

I slept at a friends house and their Boxer slept with me and kept pushing me off the bed. That didn't last long.

I guess it is what you are use to.

We have never given our animals a bath. Deutsch (big blond female retriever/lab)and Mr Frodo (male black pit/lab) went to the creek. They came back black with mud. Deutsch looked like a coon. The only blonde was around her eyes. The next day she and Mr Frodo were clean as a whistle. Thinking they groomed each other. Skunks, dead vermin, wet dog smell etc, next day are fine. Keep in mind they are primarily outside dogs (10 acres) so we don't have to endure the smell inside...just kick 'em out to go roam.

I didn't know this:

Nor this:

I thought the Tiger was?