When Someone Has a Booger Hanging Out Their Nose, Do You Let them Know?!
 

When a person has a booger hanging out of their nose that is visible to everyone who well, sees their nose, what is the proper thing to do? Do you tell them it’s there so they can wipe it off so no one can see it anymore or is that rude?

This situation bit me in the ass a bit recently and I discussed it a bit in the Divorce thread. We went to the Chiefs vs. Steelers game last year with a few people, one of them being the best custody attorney in the area. So my wife filed for divorce on me and the day she found out she took me to the cleaners (I would only get the kids once every other weekend IF I’m not working and would owe 265/week in child support) she called me immediately and told me she couldn’t do that to me and wanted to drop the divorce. 15 minutes later, it was dropped.

Her attorney was this gal we went to the game with. And she told my wife she thought I was a douchebag for 2 reasons at the game, so she was gonna work extra hard to take me to the cleaners, which she accomplished... the two things being: 1.) I wanted to leave early because someone was being rude and 2.) I told her she had a booger in her nose. She sat right to my left during the game and when I noticed the booger, I told her so no one else would see it. SHE GOT PISSED. Said a bunch of sarcastic shit under her breath after I made her aware of this. And I told her that I wasn’t trying to make fun of her...just didn’t want anyone else to see. Thought I was doing a solid. Well, that ended up being a bad idea. Shitty game, too. This happened in the 4th quarter.

Ok, so what do you do here? Tell people about it or does it depend on how well you know them? What is the proper nomenclature?!?! This topic actually has a huge effect on my life at one point.

Depends on who they are

Holy shit you're divorced?

Did you secretly tell them or did you say it out loud so everyone could hear?

Sounds like you were just being a snot to her.

No. Read closer, bud. Got realllll close. Sucked.

Only when I'm plowing her.

You should of been a true CP fan and knock the booger out and off.

He must have yelled it back at her from 6 rows up the stairs as he was going to piss.

HEY! YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET THAT BOOGER CLEANED UP!

Tough to pick an answer.

If i know the person, yes.

'Snot clear what to do in this situation
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Some people I try to get to pose for a pic and post it immediately to their phone.

Seriously I just massage my nose and they find the boogar soon after

Yes. Out the snake bitch,too. May the wrath of the Planet have no mercy.

Wife and kids only

If I really like the person: Let them know by making a joke about it
Neither like nor dislike: Try to give them the subliminal nose-itching motion
Really dislike: Ignore it.

Yeah this was the first word I said to this person. 6 months later she was filing affidavits against me on other people’s behalf. So your answer is probably the smart one.

Buddy, that would have happened anyway. Those kinds of lawyers are devoid of emotion. Hell, it would have happened even if you had been her best friend for the last 30 years.
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I usually just say either "nice booger" or "bats in the cave" and let them figure it out.

Ten bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose!

I know, dude.

It’s still funny how it worked it, though. Well I mean, now that I am no longer getting a divorce with someone who was represented by the woman I sat next to at the Chiefs vs. Steelers game in which my only reaction with her (and I knew damn well who she was...everyone does), was “hey before anyone notices, you have a booger on your nose.” And I winked at her as if I was doing her a big solid, like maybe she’d remember that, appreciate it and represent me for free someday!!! ROFL But no, she got pissed.

It’s still coincidental and a funny story to bring up.... now that the divorce is no longer!!!

You have an interesting way of going about things and I like it.

10 more says he eats it

Need difference between a naughty and a nice booger. Thanks

Yeah... what’s the difference between those two?

My guess would be nice booger is not out to hurt anyone whereas naughty booger causes bloody nose when you try to pick him.

Not if it's a female attorney with mutual friends in common at a Chiefs game...

The proper protocol when someone tells you you have something on or in your nose is to reply, “Good call”. Anyway that is what some enjoy hearing when they rat out a booger.

To my defense, my wife and I both didn’t know her well at the time. She ended up chillin with my wife though.

WTF

You know what, I just thought of something. If you have a booger in your nose and I don’t tell you about it, it is a huge sign that I don’t like you personally. So if you ever notice a booger in your nose and you had spoken to me a short while earlier and didn’t say shit, chances are I hate you.

And I like pretty much everyone.

Wonder why it's a bigger deal than having morning goo in your eye. It's odd.

Who said it was a bigger deal? Having visible morning goo is just lazy and gross.

This was after she was talking smack behind your wife's back though?

I'd be talking to my wife about her criteria for choosing friends...

Benedict Arnold had a lot of hair coming out of his nose.

That was her friend that came along in the 3rd quarter.

What a snot nosed thread!

I usually just ask them if they are getting to eat it or what they want for it.

What would you offer for a booger?

^ a will not. How about you?

Well, I mean...depends on whose booger. I bet you could make some serious bling off of crazy famous celebrity boogers. They’d have to look no further than CP with Baby Lee. If Michael Jordan was selling one of his boogers for a dollar, I’d buy it and try to flip it for profit...and I think I would.

Especially if had some DNA attached to it like a hair.

Yeah because that’d make it easier to preserve. People would buy that shit!!!

People love stuff from famous people, warts, finger and toenails.

I agree. It’s so weird.

I heard Corey Haim was selling his hair and teeth when he was, you know, losing teeth. If Corey Haim can sell that, you can make a lot of money off a Jordan booger.

Whatever happened to boogblaster?!!!

Depends on who it is.