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ROYC75 08-18-2018 03:39 PM

TV commercials that drive you BONKERS!
 
OK, what TV commercials either past or present that literally drives you bonkers. It gets to you so much that you want to throw the remote at the TV, scream or just turn the TV.

So what is it that bothers you about that commercial, what is it that digs at ya?
So list the commercial, past or present and what it is that drivers you bonkers?

I can not stand this one! That screaming !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lewdog 08-18-2018 03:43 PM

The ****ing offseason sucks ass!!!!!!!!!!!

TLO 08-18-2018 03:46 PM

" IT'S A CHIEFS BURGER"

RealSNR 08-18-2018 03:48 PM

The guy who came up with Sprint's BEST DEAL EVERRRRR commercial should be drawn and quartered.

What a ****ing abortion.

Why Not? 08-18-2018 03:55 PM

All of them. I watch almost nothing live anymore. Being able to skip commercials is one of the best parts of modern living.

oldman 08-18-2018 04:03 PM

Any pharmaceutical commercial. Especially the tag that says "ask your doctor if (whatever) is right for you". If my doctor thinks it's right for me, they'll tell me. I have a BA, not a MS in chemistry or a MD after my name.

007 08-18-2018 04:03 PM

It's my money, and I want it now. Hate that commercial.

eDave 08-18-2018 04:05 PM

Dilly dilly!

Augh.

stumppy 08-18-2018 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oldman (Post 13681274)
Any pharmaceutical commercial. Especially the tag that says "ask your doctor if (whatever) is right for you". If my doctor thinks it's right for me, they'll tell me. I have a BA, not a MS in chemistry or a MD after my name.

What I hate about them is when the narrator says "Don't take XYZ medicine if you're allergic to XYZ medicine"
I mean really, who the **** would take it if they know they're allergic to it.

Easy 6 08-18-2018 04:09 PM

I hate all Subaru commercials, they're all such blatantly cloying attempts at tugging your heartstrings... and they always use some syrupy sweet song that makes me wanna shoot someone in the face

ROYC75 08-18-2018 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 13681258)
The guy who came up with Sprint's BEST DEAL EVERRRRR commercial should be drawn and quartered.

What a ****ing abortion.

Yup!

ROYC75 08-18-2018 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oldman (Post 13681274)
Any pharmaceutical commercial. Especially the tag that says "ask your doctor if (whatever) is right for you". If my doctor thinks it's right for me, they'll tell me. I have a BA, not a MS in chemistry or a MD after my name.


Yeah, these are a drag, so damn many of them.:grr:

ROYC75 08-18-2018 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 007 (Post 13681276)
It's my money, and I want it now. Hate that commercial.

This was mine until the Ruby Tuesday's came along!

ROYC75 08-18-2018 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 13681284)
I hate all Subaru commercials, they're all such blatantly cloying attempts at tugging your heartstrings... and they always use some syrupy sweet song that makes me wanna shoot someone in the face

ROFL

smithandrew051 08-18-2018 04:36 PM

I can’t stand those Carl’s Jr. commercials with the out-of-rhythm old guy attempting to talk/sing over the out-of-rhythm bongo drum. I’m not a music snob necessarily, but it is super painful to listen to.

I literally change the channel/station when it comes on.

TinyEvel 08-18-2018 05:35 PM

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Bob Dole 08-18-2018 05:46 PM

Every single farmersonly.com commercial every made. And dia.com. Your personal stylist chooses outfits just for you, fatty. “I’m not that kind of girl.” It doesn’t even make sense.

Easy 6 08-18-2018 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 13681351)
I hate this one so much I turned it into a diagram.

Its not working for me, but is it the boy band?

When that come on it becomes a fevered race to hit the mute button

Bob Dole 08-18-2018 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 13681351)
I hate this one so much I turned it into a diagram.

But how about when the opera Vikings sing it?

Simply Red 08-18-2018 05:49 PM

we have this whore, milf that runs a company called Beaver Toyota - her name is Linda Beaver. She gets sluttier every commercial. I went to her FB page to vet her - she and her fake tits are all about religion. It's very misleading and confusing. She's not THAT hot though - so don't expect THAT much:


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Bob Dole 08-18-2018 05:50 PM

Hint for city ****s trying to pass themselves off as country: if I get a text inviting me to the bonfire and I show up with my beer to your 30” fire pit, you won’t have a fire pit any more.

Simply Red 08-18-2018 05:51 PM

I will say - I love her Halloween commercial though - contradicting myself. But it's mostly because I love Halloween.

srvy 08-18-2018 05:53 PM

Progressive Insurance adds. Oh and also State Farm is getting really stale.

srvy 08-18-2018 06:07 PM

Geico has been ramming this one down out gullets till im about to scream.
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eDave 08-18-2018 06:18 PM

LOL

Yea, that one sucks.

gblowfish 08-18-2018 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 13681284)
I hate all Subaru commercials, they're all such blatantly cloying attempts at tugging your heartstrings... and they always use some syrupy sweet song that makes me wanna shoot someone in the face

I drive a Subaru, because I'm a raging lesbian. Actually, Subaru is a great company. My car was built in Indiana, so it's American Made. The plant recycles just about everything and is mindful of its ecological impact; they treat their employees great. Just a great all around company.

TV ads that bug me are when little kids are used for spokespeople and tell their stupid, clueless parents what to buy. There's an Xfinity commercial that really wants to make me hurt that child. And I don't like being made to feel that way.

Sonic ads bug me, just because they repeat the same lame jokes over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. "You mean, you have a labrador who draws?".....grrrr......

ILChief 08-18-2018 07:33 PM

Anything with fivehead Manning

Easy 6 08-18-2018 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 13681414)
I drive a Subaru, because I'm a raging lesbian. Actually, Subaru is a great company. My car was built in Indiana, so it's American Made. The plant recycles just about everything and is mindful of its ecological impact; they treat their employees great. Just a great all around company.

TV ads that bug me are when little kids are used for spokespeople and tell their stupid, clueless parents what to buy. There's an Xfinity commercial that really wants to make me hurt that child. And I don't like being made to feel that way.

Sonic ads bug me, just because they repeat the same lame jokes over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. "You mean, you have a labrador who draws?".....grrrr......

They might be great cars, but even after 6 years in the car business I've never been inside of or driven one

Its just the commercials I cant stand... if you're getting dependable service, more power to ya Butch :D

Unsmooth-Moment 08-18-2018 07:57 PM

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big nasty kcnut 08-18-2018 08:06 PM

here in houston. Gallery furniture with mattress mack save you money. Also made me want to do war crimes on someone.

MMXcalibur 08-18-2018 08:41 PM

**** this commercial:

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Rasputin 08-18-2018 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ILChief (Post 13681518)
Anything with fivehead Manning

I hope Papa John chokes on his own pizza crust.

Buehler445 08-18-2018 08:52 PM

Any wichita area commercial.

****ing Mel Hambilton Ford, ****ing Cheap Sheep bullshit. ****ING YELLING ALL THE ****ING TIME. ****.

Rasputin 08-18-2018 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 13681645)
Any wichita area commercial.

****ing Mel Hambilton Ford, ****ing Cheap Sheep bullshit. ****ING YELLING ALL THE ****ING TIME. ****.

Brad Platonic riding a steer calling it a "Bull"


He is also in a bit of trouble for computer fraud or some shit he needs a lawyer.

Buehler445 08-18-2018 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 13681654)
Brad Platonic riding a steer calling it a "Bull"


He is also in a bit of trouble for computer fraud or some shit he needs a lawyer.

ROFL Really? He opened up a joke of an office in Garden.

BryanBusby 08-19-2018 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut (Post 13681573)
here in houston. Gallery furniture with mattress mack save you money. Also made me want to do war crimes on someone.

Mattress mack is a goddang saint

Save the real hatred for something more deservi.......hey did you know where Johnsonville brats were made???????????????

Rasputin 08-19-2018 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 13681656)
ROFL Really? He opened up a joke of an office in Garden.

Indictment: Wichita Attorney Brad Pistotnik, software engineer charged in alleged cyberattacks

http://www.kwch.com/content/news/Ind...488441491.html


Eyewitness News is also in the process of reaching out to David Dorsett, the computer software engineer charged in the case.

Both he and Pistotnik are charged with five counts of computer fraud and two counts of conspiracy. In addition, Pistotnik is charged with three counts of making false statements to the FBI.

Al Bundy 08-19-2018 02:08 AM

Local KC one, Continental Siding "Calllll Nowwwwww". I turn the TV off when those come on.

T-post Tom 08-19-2018 02:17 AM

This drives me bonkers but for different reasons....

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Rasputin 08-19-2018 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T-post Tom (Post 13681809)
This drives me bonkers but for different reasons....

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I want to buy whatever those girls are selling

I want to be in line with those girls passing gum

LoneWolf 08-19-2018 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Dole (Post 13681372)
Hint for city ****s trying to pass themselves off as country: if I get a text inviting me to the bonfire and I show up with my beer to your 30” fire pit, you won’t have a fire pit any more.

You sound tough.

rocknrolla 08-19-2018 06:09 AM

All of the catheter commercials, they make me cringe. If anyone has had one knows What mean. I had one put in when I had a kidney stone, it was worse than the kidney stone.

Bob Dole 08-19-2018 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 13681847)
You sound tough.

Not at all. Just cranky.

GloryDayz 08-19-2018 06:42 AM

Where the heck does one start....

Pretty-much anything Geico, and everything "Sandals Resort".

And FX's extreme left lifestyle shows/PSA commercials.

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displacedinMN 08-19-2018 07:36 AM

Haribo gummy bears commercial. Stupid.

GloryDayz 08-19-2018 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oldman (Post 13681274)
Any pharmaceutical commercial. Especially the tag that says "ask your doctor if (whatever) is right for you". If my doctor thinks it's right for me, they'll tell me. I have a BA, not a MS in chemistry or a MD after my name.

This can't be said enough.

GloryDayz 08-19-2018 08:37 AM

And I'm going to revise my "Sandals" comment to "all beach vacation" commercials. From Sandals (Scandals), to Beaches, to Expedia, Trivago, if they advertised less the cost might be cut in half.

oldman 08-19-2018 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 13681281)
What I hate about them is when the narrator says "Don't take XYZ medicine if you're allergic to XYZ medicine"
I mean really, who the **** would take it if they know they're allergic to it.

First, how would you know if you're allergic to it if you haven't taken it? If you have and you are allergic to it, you deserve any reaction to it you get because you're stupid. Secondly, the part about "or any of it's ingredients" makes no sense, either. Again, BA, not MS in chem!!

Bearcat 08-19-2018 08:49 AM

People still watch commercials? :shrug:

If it's live, those go on mute.

DJJasonp 08-19-2018 08:51 AM

"you have skittles-pox"

ClevelandBronco 08-19-2018 08:55 AM

I just realized that I haven’t seen a TV commercial since the Super Bowl. Go me.

oldman 08-19-2018 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 13681968)
People still watch commercials? :shrug:

If it's live, those go on mute.

Uuuhhh, you still have the video. Just sayin' :D

jjchieffan 08-19-2018 08:57 AM

I think my most hated are the Manning Nationwide commercials. I also hate the ED medicine commercials. Yes, I will probably still want to make love when I'm 70, but I still don't want to see commercials where old people are talking about being in the mood.

GloryDayz 08-19-2018 09:01 AM

Let's add "The Big Hurt" to the list. And old fat dude talking to MILFs-in-training about how they might possible enable their husband's to screw them kinda like their poolboy screws them, or their husbands screw the office hottie, has become boring.

jjchieffan 08-19-2018 09:03 AM

I have never seen an attorney commercial that I didn't absolutely hate.

JohnnyHammersticks 08-19-2018 09:11 AM

What, can't the hipster douchebag soy boy in the flowery shirt in the Verizon commercials get any love?

sully1983 08-19-2018 10:07 AM

can't post the vid right now (and we're all probably better off for it). The Sprite commercials featuring that annoying black kid that is out of Sprite . such an awful commercial.

PmCakes 08-19-2018 10:09 AM

Victoria Secret commercials. Sucks knowing what one can not have.

gblowfish 08-19-2018 10:18 AM

Bob Hamilton Plumbing,
He made me kill my family....

Bob Dole 08-19-2018 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by displacedinMN (Post 13681911)
Haribo gummy bears commercial. Stupid.

Until you fly one in to your mouth.

displacedinMN 08-19-2018 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjchieffan (Post 13681992)
I have never seen an attorney commercial that I didn't absolutely hate.

1-800-AXgary.

Not pronounced ask, AX

gblowfish 08-19-2018 10:44 AM

Hi. I'm DOCTOR Brad Bradshaw. I'm a doctor. And I'm a lawyer. And I'm a Priest. I can recruit your kid to church camp. Molest him. Then examine him to document the molestation. Then report myself to the authorities. Then defend myself in court. Then certify myself as mentally ill. Then move for a dismissal. Then absolve myself in confessional.

BryanBusby 08-19-2018 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 13682098)
Bob Hamilton Plumbing,
He made me kill my family....

I always enjoyed the monotone pitch the kids did the jingle. Always seemed like a guy pointed a gun at them and said sing the ****ing jingle OR ELSE.

Rasputin 08-19-2018 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PmCakes (Post 13682084)
Victoria Secret commercials. Sucks knowing what one can not have.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret

mlyonsd 08-19-2018 11:47 AM

Every cell phone provider commercial.

bobbymitch 08-19-2018 12:43 PM

Political attack ads.

They just scream our candidate sucks so much that we can't say anything good about him/her. So we need to tear down his/her opponent with this ad.

GloryDayz 08-19-2018 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobbymitch (Post 13682328)
Political attack ads.

They just scream our candidate sucks so much that we can't say anything good about him/her. So we need to tear down his/her opponent with this ad.

They should be outlawed. All of them.

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ROYC75 08-19-2018 01:43 PM

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ROYC75 08-19-2018 01:45 PM

Plus this one!
 
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FlaChief58 08-19-2018 01:47 PM

That pop tarts commercial with the 2 a sexual dudes trying to turn 4 pop tarts into one with a torch. Stupid as ****

displacedinMN 08-19-2018 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobbymitch (Post 13682328)
Political attack ads.

They just scream our candidate sucks so much that we can't say anything good about him/her. So we need to tear down his/her opponent with this ad.

Should have a thread of stupid attack ads.

RippedmyFlesh 08-19-2018 02:16 PM

Noise pollution can't mute it fast enough

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GloryDayz 08-19-2018 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by displacedinMN (Post 13682453)
Should have a thread of stupid attack ads.

Perhaps voting against the candidate who aired the last negative ad you saw might be fun. Just think if we all did that... The extreme would be the candidate that never airs a negative ad (what we want), or they end them early in hopes of ****ing over their opponent.

srvy 08-19-2018 03:22 PM

Any world wildlife fund commercial. Play on your emotions to try to get you to feed thief coffers.

This one going now just enrages me and makes me want to set out some traps.
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Bearcat 08-19-2018 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oldman (Post 13681980)
Uuuhhh, you still have the video. Just sayin' :D

Laptop, phone, conversation, kitchen/beer run, switching between PiP....


People sure do love complaining about them though... probably why they keep watching. :shrug:

TinyEvel 08-19-2018 03:58 PM

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Noise pollution can't mute it fast enough

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This will make you even more mad: the song is by a northern California uh, rapper? named Oliver Tree. I have no idea why the dude is popular...

TinyEvel 08-19-2018 04:01 PM

the WORST: "It's fine. It's my eczema" cannot embed because ensuring and comments are disabled. I wonder why?!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6opjznWoG7s

TinyEvel 08-19-2018 04:04 PM

Boom! Just made this online. Embrace what irks you, men.

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smithandrew051 08-19-2018 04:19 PM

One of the worst parts of KC Sports Radio:

TTTTHHHHHEEEEEERRRRRR-MAL KING WINDOWS!!!!!!!

TinyEvel 08-19-2018 04:26 PM

I also hate Liberty Mutual.

"Lets have a person tell a story standing in front of the symbol of our company, with the actual company logo watermarked in the corner of the screen the entire time, and they'll be telling a story about US, then at the end, we'll say (sing) our company company name three -- no, FOUR times.

You know, just in case nobody knows who the commercial is for.


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