**** The Official Chiefs vs. Rams Game Thread****
 

It's go time.

PASSING YARDS
KC
P. Mahomes
231-345, 3150 YDS, 31 TD, 7 INT
LAR
J. Goff
227-332, 3134 YDS, 22 TD, 6 INT

RUSHING YARDS
KC
K. Hunt
167 CAR, 754 YDS, 7 TD
LAR
T. Gurley II
198 CAR, 988 YDS, 13 TD

RECEIVING YARDS
KC
T. Hill
55 REC, 891 YDS, 9 TD
LAR
B. Cooks
51 REC, 857 YDS, 3 TD

Game temperature will be in mid 60s. Hopefully the smoke won't affect the chiefs play.

Something thunders on the horizon.

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In for the win!

I BELIEF THAT CHIEFS WILL WIN!!!

Thank God Nut is back on the case!

4th quarter, 0:05 left on the clock. Game is tied 58-58. The ball is on the Chiefs own 4 yard line.

Goff takes the snap and hands it off to Gurley.

Gurley leaps as high into the air as his body musters, allowing him to narrowly hurdle the flying blur of Dee Ford. He lands and immediately jackknifes his body backwards to limbo under the corpse of a blocking tight end that Justin Houston hurled at him. The offensive lineman are ragdolled and tossed a variety of heights into the air as Chris Jones, Allen Bailey, and (why not) Dorian O'Daniel stampede through their resistance.

Gurley holds the ball tight against his chest and jumps off the unconscious remains of Roger Saffold and launches himself without reservation towards the endzone. Bailey, Jones, and O'Daniel each clench onto his torso to try to slow his advancement.

Yet Gurley's body stretches towards the promised land, Michael Jordan style in "Space Jam," as there is seemingly nothing that can be done.

But as he holds the ball out for the endzone, he feels the ball hit one last barrier: it is the Haglund deformity in Eric Berry's heel. Berry was actually activated and nobody checked because everyone believed he was still """""day to day""""".

Well to the surprise of all, this is his day.

His Haglund's deformity now a strength, Berry stands at the goal line facing away from the line of scrimmage, putting his deformed, mutant heel against the ball, causing Gurley's arm to do its best Alex Smith lower leg impression and crumple like an empty beer can.

The ball now lay unattended on the field, a legal fumble. Berry does a casual 180, scoops the ball up, and begins a casual jog to the other end of the field.

20 yards down, Brandon Cooks dives for his legs but the second he grabs Berry's heel, his body turns to Thanos-snapped ash.

40 yards down, Robert Woods finally collapses on #BerryStrong but upon Berry's now-exposed heel touching his skin, his skin turns to stone and freezes him in a perpetual tableau at the 50 yard line.

Goff, who had retreated to his own end zone the moment he handed Todd Gurley the ball, walks up to Eric Berry as they meet at the 20, standing 2 feet away from one another. In tears, Goff squeals "the power of Haglund's deforms you!!!"

In an irritated growl, Berry reveals why he never had surgery on his heel and roundhouse kicks Goff with the full force of his Haglund's deformity, driving his victim four feet into the turf, destroying the playing surface as every NFL executive still stranded in Mexico City throws up their hands, screaming "AH COME ONNN"

Berry steps over the Goff crater, walks into the end zone, and wins the Week 11 regular season matchup against a nonconference opponent for the Chiefs.

Michele Tafoya pulls him aside as the Chiefs bow before their defensive captain and $12 million capspace liability, saying "I thought you were doubtful for today's game??"

Eric Berry, never taking his eyes off the horizon, replies "Doubtful they'd win" and walks directly away from the camera as fireworks explode in the distance.

LMAO LMAO

We have to win now.

Go Chiefs

Holy shit that's one hell of an story/ending. I'm glad I'm up this late and can't sleep just so I could read it.

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In for the mutha****in' win!!!

Bravo, Direckshun. Bravo.

Why wouldn't they just kick the field goal? :hmmm:

Eye Nose they will :D

just sucks i cant watch it live with the new job. :cuss:

In. Bring this home Nut.

umm, as nice as that was, you should have saved this speech for the super bowl... but then again i guess you could repost it when the time is right. :D

WE GOTTA BELIEF!

Cheerleader battle at half-time should be interesting.

NSFW

Legit weirdest thing I’ve seen today.

The day is young sir: NSFW

LMAO

Clay breaking out GoT? This just got real.

Valar Morghulose

"All men must lose."

#ArrowheadWest

It was only 22 minutes into my new day sir, so you are correct.

That being said, a turd cutter having a turd cutter isn’t as weird as knives from nips.

I think this is a picture of my spirit animal.

Chiefs will be 10-1 come Tuesday.

trying harder...

I sure hope we win this game.
That'd be swell.

Feel like the pressure has been lifted with that chargers loss can just sit back and enjoy.

This has been the longest week ever

Hopefully we go in there and curbstomp them so I can get to sleep by 11. But we all know this is going to come down ro the last play and there will be no sleep for either fanbase.

I really hope we win.

I can't take zero respect from morons until the playoffs arrive.

Don't worry, they'll be happy to tell us how the lambs beat themselves and despite the loss are still the team to beat. That and how the chargers are in the driver's seat to win the west.

Fly Chiefs fly! C H I E F S CHIEFS!!

Tonight we have a chance to show we’re an actual contender, not a pretender! Let’s do this shit!!! Go Chiefs!!

Saints are the team to beat. Not the Rams.

We will be fine.

GoT GIF should have Mahomes as dragon with Andy riding him

Chiefs gotta earn that reveal.

Bro, at the very worst, they win in a shootout. No team in the league is stopping us. So we'll get plenty of respect for losing close to a super-elite team.

It's a damn shame our 4 toughest opponents so far have all been on the road. If this game was at Arrowhead I think we win by 10 and get all dat respek.

Too many "The's" in the title of the game day thread. We will blame you if we lose. CP's lawyers will be contacting you concerning reimbursement for our pain and suffering.

Peter king just let the cat out of the bag in his column on profootballtalk."both teams will be down a reciever cupp and watkins.". So I guess sammy ain't playing

Link?

Let’s go

ProFootballTalk : FMIA Week 11—Embedded in New Orleans: The Ritz, the Rout and the Reason the Saints Are Unstoppable
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...11-peter-king/

According to St John, the Chiefs lead the Rams in offensive AND defensive yards per play.

And vs a tougher schedule, right?

In.. I hope we win this!

Well, we’ve got a bye week coming right up. It’s a lot more important to have Sammy Watkins after that than tonight. Luckily they’re missing Kupp too so it’s basically eye for an eye this week.

Exactly my thought.

Another soft player on a soft team. Imo this has always been a big problem for Ried and the chiefs since he has been the coach. He's a great coach but his teams are always soft.

I don’t feel good about this at all.

Controlling the game with Hunt is all the more important with Watkins out. I don’t see our receivers behind Hill getting open against M2M coverage with any consistency.

I think soft is the wrong word, specifically as it pertains to Watkins. That dude looks like a RB when he has the ball in his hands. He bulls into defenders and doesn’t shy away from hits.

Unfortunately, he’s likely working through this injury and he and the team know that it’s a lot more important to have him through December and the playoffs than tonight. The Super Bowl will not be won or lost in this game. HFA, the division, none of it will be won or lost tonight.

Nice work.

Maybe. It's just a little frustrating that a stinger or normal wear and tear for players on another team turn into multiple missed games for chiefs players.

any injury update?..any word on Watkins?

I totally TOTALLY agree - they're scary.

see post#44

I dont want to shit this thread up but you are making shit up.

You just wonder where he gets that Intel. I'm hoping it's speculation.

In, like a street taco with fresh pico.

Ask not what this country can do for you, but one giant leap for Chiefs kind.

Didn't mean to. Again just my opinion. I'm not the first person to accuse this team of being a little soft. More then one of these guys seems to be day to day more often then not.

1. I’d rather have Watkins healthy for the playoffs.
2. Many of these players already play with alot of pain. I’m pretty sure Hunt isn’t feeling quite as good as he did in week 1. Everybody’s already hurt, just not bad enough to show up on the injury report

Sammy Watkins has had some foot issues in the past, I don't think it's remotely being soft it's the team being smart not wanting to turn a 2 week injury into a 2 month injury.

have you heard anything aside from the Peter King tweet? Gosh I hope he can go.

Lol CP is a joke

Anybody that ever gets injured on the Chiefs must be soft, right? :rolleyes:

Sure yep I get it. It's the NFL everyone is a little hurt at this point. I just don't see the attitude of "I don't care, if I could walk I was gonna play in this game.". And maybe that is a thing of the past. I don't know. I know having watkins on the field is huge for the O. If he doesn't play the chiefs will miss him. If he can't go he can't go. But if he's 70%. You gotta get out there

The Rams secondary sucks dude LMAO

Guys have a lot of pain we don’t know about because they have zero incentive to tell anyone. I remember Kelce got shoulder surgery after 2016 and no one knew when he got hurt. Mahomes got surgery on both arms after his 2016 Tech season, but he played every game

I want Watkins healthy in the playoffs, period. This Rams game is only a non-conference game anyway, despite the hype

I'd rather be "soft" and elite than tough and dogshit. There are no elite, "tough" teams. You think the Saints or Rams are tough? ROFL

If you guys think Watkins isn't going to play against his old team in the biggest game of the year to date, you guys need to lay off the cabbage

Tough to beat is all that matters.

It’s not great but their safeties are decent. Shields and Robey-Coleman can probably contain our backup WRs if nothing else, unlike Watkins.

All I’m saying is neither Conley or D-Rob have shown they can win vs. man coverage consistently and until they do, I’m gonna doubt them.

I don't even expect him to be out honestly but I think they're being cautious.

John Johnson is good.

Its not been actually reported he will be out, I guess activating Dieter may have escalated the rumors though.

Joyner is solid too. Their safeties are fine, although neither can keep up with Kelce imo.

Watkins is pretty soft injury wise.

wow - this will be interesting to see if Sammy goes - I kind of doubt he does :(

Next man up though! LETS GO!!!

Its time........

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