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Trivers 04-23-2019 07:36 PM

Hey you Vegans! What is your fav bacon and where do you get it?
 
We need ideas for vegan bacon....that we will coat with vegan chocolate.

We are starting our chocolate covered bacon kickstarter in the next week or so...and need to nail down a source of vegan bacon.

We've been using the Morningstar product....tastes good...but TOO expensive.

Any suggestions or sources?

Thanks!

Abba-Dabba 04-23-2019 07:39 PM

Life is too damn short for facon

Jewish Rabbi 04-23-2019 07:45 PM

You know, not sure Chiefsplanet is the right place to be asking about vegan bacon.

C3HIEF3S 04-23-2019 07:47 PM

What in the ****?

Sassy Squatch 04-23-2019 07:48 PM

This thread triggered me way more than the Frank Clark trade.

New World Order 04-23-2019 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 14223297)
You know, not sure Chiefsplanet is the right place to be asking about vegan bacon.

LMAO

Hog's Gone Fishin 04-23-2019 07:55 PM

Bacon will kill you.

Trivers 04-23-2019 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by New World Order (Post 14223308)
LMAO

I like coming to CP and getting abused for asking non-football questions. Going to take some hits, but I know the posters and usually get some good answers.

Now heading over to Reddit to the less fun subject topic area.

I'm sure Frank Clark is not a spokesperson for Morning Star Vegan Bacon.

Fish 04-23-2019 08:01 PM

https://i.gifer.com/5MSc.gif

Pitt Gorilla 04-23-2019 08:08 PM

Use Bar S and call it “vegan.” It’ll taste good.

Abba-Dabba 04-23-2019 08:11 PM

Making Food Wishes eggplant bacon has always interested me. However, when looking at bacon vs. eggplant at the store, real bacon is the no brainier.

ToxSocks 04-23-2019 08:16 PM

Gross.

That's ****ing gross dude.

Sassy Squatch 04-23-2019 08:52 PM

I say this with all legality and sincerity considered, i will beat you within an inch of your life if we ever come across each other. Vegan don't last in my world and I swear upon my resting grand mother who had to be hidden from the PETA when she was born.

Jewish Rabbi 04-23-2019 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 14223493)
I say this with all legality and sincerity considered, i will beat you within an inch of your life if we ever come across each other. Vegan don't last in my world and I swear upon my resting grand mother who had to be hidden from the PETA when she was born.

You seem nice!

Sassy Squatch 04-23-2019 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 14223560)
You seem nice!

Don't mind me. Just trying out a copypasta from D.C.

vailpass 04-23-2019 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 14223493)
I say this with all legality and sincerity considered, i will beat you within an inch of your life if we ever come across each other. Vegan don't last in my world and I swear upon my resting grand mother who had to be hidden from the PETA when she was born.

Those threads were made for crossin’
And that’s just what you’ll do
One of these days those threads are gonna’
Cross all over you

Well played.

TrebMaxx 04-23-2019 09:25 PM

JFC! There is no such thing as vegan bacon. Bacon is from pork belly. Get it? What ever vegan crap you try to pass off as bacon is a lie.

Sassy Squatch 04-23-2019 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by TrebMaxx (Post 14223576)
JFC! There is no such thing as vegan bacon. Bacon is from pork belly. Get it? What ever vegan crap you try to pass off as bacon is a lie.

What about turkey bacon?

TrebMaxx 04-23-2019 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 14223577)
What about turkey bacon?

Negative Ghost Rider. :shake:

Sassy Squatch 04-23-2019 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by TrebMaxx (Post 14223579)
Negative Ghost Rider. :shake:

https://media.giphy.com/media/rHdbhX6NEvBBe/giphy.gif

2bikemike 04-23-2019 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by RubberSponge (Post 14223276)
Life is too damn short for facon

Yeah its pretty Facon Gross if you ask me! :D

My Sis in law is Vegan, she once told me she bought some dip at Costco I think and thought it was Vegan. She found out it wan't and was pretty pissed off about it. She said she knew it wasn't vegan because it tasted too good!

I don't know about everybody else but I believe life is too short to eat crappy tasting food.

ClevelandBronco 04-23-2019 11:03 PM

Vegans are people from the Raiders’ new hometown, right?

RetiredSeniorChief 04-23-2019 11:35 PM

Why do vegans try to make their food look and taste like meat? It's not like I try to make meat look and taste like vegetables.

POND_OF_RED 04-23-2019 11:43 PM

Just stick with Morningstar. Cutting prices on an already flavorless substitute doesn’t seem like the best option.

Chris Meck 04-23-2019 11:49 PM

I was a vegetarian for about 4 years. (Wife had cancer.)
There is no satisfactory bacon substitute. Anyone who says there is...is a dirty, no good liar.
You can get by on your burger cravings for like crappy little diner burgers with the morningstar stuff and dress it up. It works. It's okay.

But not bacon. How did I revert? I literally asked for no bacon on a very hungover breakfast morning at a diner while on tour. Waitress forgot; set the plate down in front of me with four perfectly seared strips of bacon on top of my eggs.
"Oh, my god, I'm sorry!"
"Don't you touch that plate."
Nothing ever tasted so good in all my life. And I'm a foodie asshole with Michelin Star chefs for friends.

*yes, I ate eggs while vegetarian. **** off. I ate cheese too. Kiss my ass. :)

Chris Meck 04-23-2019 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by RetiredSeniorChief (Post 14223777)
Why do vegans try to make their food look and taste like meat? It's not like I try to make meat look and taste like vegetables.

Because meat is delicious. duh.

:)

Chris Meck 04-23-2019 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 14223734)
Vegans are people from the Raiders’ new hometown, right?


Lost Vegans. Not all of them. Just the clueless ones. They only eat cocaine and hopes and dreams.

threebag 04-23-2019 11:55 PM

Beggin’ strips

Bump 04-23-2019 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 14223341)

Perfect ROFL

Bump 04-23-2019 11:58 PM

sorry, once you go vegan you can't have anything like bacon. You gave that up. There's no substitute.

threebag 04-24-2019 12:01 AM

Grass fed dog shit?

Fire Me Boy! 04-24-2019 03:53 AM

If you chose to he vegan, you chose to give up bacon. You don't get to have fake bacon.

FlaChief58 04-24-2019 05:58 AM

I find it funny how vegans try to pass off their "healthy" choices as real food. Stop trying to imitate meat and sell your product for what it is.


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