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Prison Bitch 12-06-2019 10:25 AM

Osama Bin Laden’s niece: would you?
 
Just tossing it out to the fine men of Chiefs Kingdom. Wafeh Dafour’s pics on the net. What sayeth you?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKy82pjX...jpg&name=large

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKy825TX...g&name=900x900

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKy83Q0X...pg&name=medium

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/...4962124770.jpg


https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/...0543531154.jpg

jd1020 12-06-2019 10:27 AM

Even if I found her attractive... no.

Hammock Parties 12-06-2019 10:28 AM

she will run for congress after redshirting as a bartender for a few years

stevieray 12-06-2019 10:28 AM

What a weird question for a married man to ask.

Prison Bitch 12-06-2019 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 14637027)
What a weird question for a married man to ask.

Why? Married men don’t find young women hot? Sorry but I still do.

BleedingRed 12-06-2019 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 14637027)
What a weird question for a married man to ask.

Ok..........


And yes, but I would need to be told she had WMD beforehand.

BlackHelicopters 12-06-2019 10:31 AM

Only in the ass.

BigRock 12-06-2019 10:31 AM

Must have been handy to have around, probably hid WMDs in that shnozz.

Buehler445 12-06-2019 10:32 AM

Out.

But does she have money? Didn't Bin Laden have a lot of money? If she were to gift me a couple sections of land, I might be DTF. But I'm guessing the club scene in Scott City Kansas America won't be good enough for her.

scho63 12-06-2019 10:32 AM

Those lips would make a great addition to my dick.....

Icon 12-06-2019 10:34 AM

Somehow, I don't think her uncle would approve of her lifestyle. Where the hell is her Burka?

ptlyon 12-06-2019 10:35 AM

This girl did not live close to me

Halfcan 12-06-2019 10:35 AM

Pass!

notorious 12-06-2019 10:36 AM

Nope.

Prison Bitch 12-06-2019 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 14637043)
Those lips would make a great addition to my dick.....

LMAO. Rep to you kind sir.

stevieray 12-06-2019 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 14637028)
Why? Married men don’t find young women hot? Sorry but I still do.

You probably should have married a hotter woman.

Discuss Thrower 12-06-2019 10:41 AM

She's a less attractive Huma Abedin.

alpha_omega 12-06-2019 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icon (Post 14637046)
Somehow, I don't think her uncle would approve of her lifestyle. Where the hell is her Burka?

Right....shouldn't she be fearful now?

Spott 12-06-2019 10:44 AM

No. She looks like an anorexic dude with boobs.

Prison Bitch 12-06-2019 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 14637057)
You probably should have married a hotter woman.

Can you just relax and enjoy a Friday fun thread?

-King- 12-06-2019 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 14637057)
You probably should have married a hotter woman.

So there's no other woman that you find attractive other than your wife?

-King- 12-06-2019 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spott (Post 14637069)
No. She looks like an anorexic dude with boobs.

Yeah her body looks terrible.

stevieray 12-06-2019 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 14637079)
So there's no other woman that you find attractive other than your wife?

My wife is extremely attractive.

Finding them attractive or wanting to **** them are two different things.

You really need this explained?

stevieray 12-06-2019 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 14637071)
Can you just relax and enjoy a Friday fun thread?

:rolleyes:

Eureka 12-06-2019 10:53 AM

She's cute enough! Depends on her personality. If she was an outgoing/positive person to be around MOST CP members would dive right in.

BleedingRed 12-06-2019 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 14637083)
My wife is extremely attractive.

Finding them attractive or wanting to **** them are two different things.

You really need this explained?

Wanting to **** them

and

Actually ****ING them are two different thing


A married man *Can* want to bang another chick, which sure the thought is "Wrong".... But give me a break.

stevieray 12-06-2019 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BleedingRed (Post 14637095)
Wanting to **** them

and

Actually ****ING them are two different thing


A married man *Can* want to bang another chick, which sure the thought is "Wrong".... But give me a break.

No, not really.

Let me put it to you this way..I use to be a rock dog pussy hound...and I was damn good at it.... lived with the most popular rock DJ in Denver..Backstage @ major concerts, strippers, etc.

27 years later, I've raised two girls and raising a third.

When you have daughters, you tend to not objectify women like you used to.

That's my experience, at least.

Prison Bitch 12-06-2019 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 14637113)
No, not really.

Let me put it to you this way..I use to be a rock dog pussy hound...and I was damn good at it.... lived with the most popular rock DJ in Denver..Backstage @ major concerts, strippers, etc.

27 years later, I've raised two girls and raising a third.

When you have daughters, you tend to not objectify women like you used to.

That's my experience, at least.

What an awful post. One of the worst I’ve ever seen from you.


This obv isn’t the thread for you. If it offends you why don’t you leave?

stevieray 12-06-2019 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 14637117)
What an awful post. One of the worst I’ve ever seen from you.


This obv isn’t the thread for you. If it offends you why don’t you leave?

Don't care.

It doesn't offend me. Don't put words in my mouth.

I just said it was weird.

ToxSocks 12-06-2019 11:08 AM

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RickObie 12-06-2019 11:09 AM

Bak. Derk-derka ala. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Baka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la.

stevieray 12-06-2019 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 14637117)
What an awful post. One of the worst I’ve ever seen from you.


This obv isn’t the thread for you. If it offends you why don’t you leave?

BTW, calling me an old man?

:drool:

Prison Bitch 12-06-2019 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 14637127)
BTW, calling me an old man?

:drool:

Yep.

stevieray 12-06-2019 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 14637132)
Yep.

I'll bet a hundred dollars I'm in better shape than you are.

George Liquor 12-06-2019 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14637026)
she will run for congress after redshirting as a bartender for a few years

So brave!

And for the record, she looks like a twink version of Bin Laden, so no I would not.

Prison Bitch 12-06-2019 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 14637138)
I'll bet a hundred dollars I'm in better shape than you are.

Let’s meet up.

I’m 5-11 170 and I don’t smoke, take any meds, or eat any sugar.

There’s <5% chance your health is better than mine given our age profiles.

Skyy God 12-06-2019 11:20 AM

All day, every day

stevieray 12-06-2019 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 14637141)
Let’s meet up.

I’m 5-11 170 and I don’t smoke, take any meds, or eat any sugar.

There’s <5% chance your health is better than mine given our age profiles.

Any time.

Not that far from you.

AdolfOliverBush 12-06-2019 11:26 AM

I'd donkey punch her until my tower collapsed, leaving her dazed and covered in a white substance.

45 minutes later, I'd do it again.

KChiefs1 12-06-2019 11:45 AM

She will soon be the President of the United States.

VAGOMO 4 LIFE! 12-06-2019 11:48 AM

Family dinners would be awkward

rtmike 12-06-2019 11:51 AM

My monies on the Bitch.
My monies on Ray.

there.

Skyy God 12-06-2019 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 14637150)
Any time.

Not that far from you.

You 2 should just **** and get it over with.

stevieray 12-06-2019 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 14637209)
You 2 should just **** and get it over with.

says the guy with two men kissing as his avatar.

luv 12-06-2019 12:01 PM

I think some of you need one of these.

https://www.inchcalculator.com/wp-co...8/12/ruler.jpg

stevieray 12-06-2019 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 14637234)
I think some of you need one of these.

https://www.inchcalculator.com/wp-co...8/12/ruler.jpg

That's nice.

I think you need to legitimize your son by marrying his father.

See how that works?

Eleazar 12-06-2019 12:03 PM

Now this is a PB thread I can get behind

Spott 12-06-2019 12:03 PM

So are you guys going on a date or what?

ToxSocks 12-06-2019 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 14637239)
That's nice.

I think you need to legitimize your son by marrying his father.

See how that works?

Whoa bro. Whoa. C'mon. Too far.

Easy 6 12-06-2019 12:07 PM

I’m in a slump, so yeah I’d terrorize her for a while before exploding

Eleazar 12-06-2019 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 14637234)
I think some of you need one of these.

https://www.inchcalculator.com/wp-co...8/12/ruler.jpg

What does this post mean?

Spott 12-06-2019 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eleazar (Post 14637256)
What does this post mean?

To compare dick sizes with. But it’s probably a moot point as everyone on CP has a 9-incher and benches 300.

Prison Bitch 12-06-2019 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 14637239)
That's nice.

I think you need to legitimize your son by marrying his father.

See how that works?

I agree fully with that and I’ve asked her about it before.

Prison Bitch 12-06-2019 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eleazar (Post 14637240)
Now this is a PB thread I can get behind

Well played old chap. A fresh scoop of Rep on your plate.

stevieray 12-06-2019 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 14637246)
Whoa bro. Whoa. C'mon. Too far.

Not really, it's an injustice to her son to deny him to carry his fathers name, let alone a committed relationship.

ROYC75 12-06-2019 12:27 PM

Too fat.



/ Omaha.

cabletech94 12-06-2019 12:29 PM

Eh, sure. I’d bag her. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

luv 12-06-2019 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 14637288)
Not really, it's an injustice to her son to deny him to carry his fathers name, let alone a committed relationship.

He does carry his father's name.

Prison Bitch 12-06-2019 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 14637298)
Eh, sure. I’d bag her. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

Whatever you do don’t tell her you wanna get “blown”.

Spott 12-06-2019 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 14637288)
Not really, it's an injustice to her son to deny him to carry his fathers name, let alone a committed relationship.

Wait, aren’t the guy who dressed up like a drug-addict womanizer who also had children out of wedlock for Chiefs games?

Hog's Gone Fishin 12-06-2019 12:48 PM

I'd shoot a load in her face just like Uncle Usama got!

lawrenceRaider 12-06-2019 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 14637059)
She's a less attractive Huma Abedin.

https://www.redstate.com/wp-content/...uma-abedin.jpg

No so much.

saphojunkie 12-06-2019 12:55 PM

Only if she brings 71 of her friends

loochy 12-06-2019 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 14637239)
That's nice.

I think you need to legitimize your son by marrying his father.

See how that works?


ROFL Oh bitch, you got jacked bitch. ROFL





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loochy 12-06-2019 01:03 PM

I'd launch my cruise missile into her Middle Eastern hideout.

St. Patty's Fire 12-06-2019 01:03 PM

as long as she believes in deodorant usage

ptlyon 12-06-2019 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 14637365)
I'd launch my cruise missile into her Middle Eastern hideout.

So, a scud in the mud?

-King- 12-06-2019 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 14637288)
Not really, it's an injustice to her son to deny him to carry his fathers name, let alone a committed relationship.

Wait you think someone has to be married to have a committed relationship and/or give their children the father's last name?

I swear you and BEP have the same number of working brain cells.

Discuss Thrower 12-06-2019 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lawrenceRaider (Post 14637344)

https://assets.vogue.com/photos/5891...-abedin-03.jpg

WhawhaWhat 12-06-2019 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 14637113)
No, not really.

Let me put it to you this way..I use to be a rock dog pussy hound...and I was damn good at it.... lived with the most popular rock DJ in Denver..Backstage @ major concerts, strippers, etc.

27 years later, I've raised two girls and raising a third.

When you have daughters, you tend to not objectify women like you used to.

That's my experience, at least.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/13OYN...6vS/source.gif

WhawhaWhat 12-06-2019 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 14637234)
I think some of you need one of these.

https://www.inchcalculator.com/wp-co...8/12/ruler.jpg

Too short.

ThaVirus 12-06-2019 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 14637141)
Let’s meet up.



I’m 5-11 170 and I don’t smoke, take any meds, or eat any sugar.



There’s <5% chance your health is better than mine given our age profiles.


You don’t eat any sugar? We talking processed sugar?

loochy 12-06-2019 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 14637141)
Let’s meet up.

I’m 5-11 170 and I don’t smoke, take any meds, or eat any sugar.

There’s <5% chance your health is better than mine given our age profiles.


*cowers in fear at the 5-11 170 lb behemoth*

AdolfOliverBush 12-06-2019 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 14637141)
Let’s meet up.

I’m 5-11 170 and I don’t smoke, take any meds, or eat any sugar.

There’s <5% chance your health is better than mine given our age profiles.

There's a 100% chance you'll get an extra 10 years in a nursing home, because you gave up all of the fun things in life.

Simply Red 12-06-2019 01:31 PM

Is Stevie and Prison Bitch fighting? Come on guys, The Taco Bell across for the stadium is where CP holds its fights when Royals' stadium isn't active for the George Brett statue venue.

stevieray 12-06-2019 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 14637311)
He does carry his father's name.

legally?

Good on you.

Rain Man 12-06-2019 01:51 PM

I'd consider it, but as a married non-Muslim, it would be infidel-ity.

stevieray 12-06-2019 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 14637378)
Wait you think someone has to be married to have a committed relationship and/or give their children the father's last name?


Are you really this ignorant?



oh wait.

saphojunkie 12-06-2019 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 14637288)
Not really, it's an injustice to her son to deny him to carry his fathers name, let alone a committed relationship.

How about you take a deep breath put your hands on your knees, and pull your head out of your ass. It’s 2019 and you’ve missed a lot of developments.

stevieray 12-06-2019 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhawhaWhat (Post 14637383)


Nothing gay about it.


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