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My turn for the damn stomach flu (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=327180)

007	12-07-2019 11:30 PM

My turn for the damn stomach flu

I hope the entire Patriot team gets this shit. Figures I'd get it the night before the game. Guess I can be glad it's not at Arrowhead.

TLO	12-07-2019 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 007 (Post 14639220)

I hope the entire Patriot team gets this shit. Figures I'd get it the night before the game. Guess I can be glad it's not at Arrowhead.

Had it yesterday and into today. Lasted about 24 hours with some lingering effects. I'm still not 100%. Stay hydrated and rest as much as possible.

KCUnited

12-08-2019 12:19 AM

Cheap way to lose weight, embrace it.

007	12-08-2019 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by TLO (Post 14639229)

Had it yesterday and into today. Lasted about 24 hours with some lingering effects. I'm still not 100%. Stay hydrated and rest as much as possible.

I'm just hoping to keep the water down long enough for it to help

007	12-08-2019 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 14639254)

Cheap way to lose weight, embrace it.

This is true

Fish	12-08-2019 01:22 AM

Had a nasty case of it over the Thanksgiving break. Pretty horrible. Couldn't taste much of what I cooked for Thanksgiving.

Rasputin

12-08-2019 04:38 AM

So far so good on that end i do take several healthy shits at work mostly coffee keeps me regular. I've had the flu shot but years past it didn't seem to keep me out of the flu shits.

God speed :grovel:

scho63

12-08-2019 06:00 AM

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I bet you feel a lot like this.........

TLO	12-08-2019 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 14639333)

I bet you feel a lot like this.........

This was an exact picture of me on Friday.

007	12-08-2019 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 14639333)

I bet you feel a lot like this.........

You forgot the toilet and the trashcan

scho63

12-08-2019 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by 007 (Post 14639473)

You forgot the toilet and the trashcan

I was guessing it caught you by surprise the first time! :LOL:

scho63

12-08-2019 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by TLO (Post 14639467)

This was an exact picture of me on Friday.

You have a cute ass then. :D

Donger

12-08-2019 10:02 AM

Gastroenteritis, not influenza. But yes, it seems to be rampant.

007	12-08-2019 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 14639495)

I was guessing it caught you by surprise the first time! [emoji38]

Nope. I recognize it as soon as it hits and prepare accordingly.

Frazod

12-08-2019 10:18 AM

I was sick as hell last week, but it was just a nasty cold. Lingered like a shower fart. The only good thing was that it was Thanksgiving and the office was closed Wednesday through Friday. Only actually went in on Monday - long enough to pass it around to several co-workers. Oh well, I don't much like them anyway. :)

When I do get stomach flu, all the action is downstairs. I still have my Navy iron stomach, and since my hard drinking days ended 20+ years ago I can count on one hand the number of times I've actually thrown up.

Feel better. This too shall pass.

007	12-08-2019 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 14639520)

I can usually fight off throwing up but not this time.

scho63

12-08-2019 10:23 AM

A bottle of Mylanta always works for me to keep it from coming up the front end.

TLO	12-08-2019 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by 007 (Post 14639527)

I can usually fight off throwing up but not this time.

Same here. Not this time though.

I'm on day 3.

Day 1 was filled with aches, pains, low grade fever, firing brown fire water out of my ass, and the one instance of vomiting.

Day 2 was spent feeling exhausted. Stomach symptoms settled.

Day 3 and my stomach still doesn't feel great. Not sick, but I'm definitely still recovering.

A Chiefs win today will make things a lot better. :D

TLO	12-08-2019 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 14639533)

A bottle of Mylanta always works for me to keep it from coming up the front end.

I picked up some peptoon Friday, remembering their tasteful "nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diah-ah-reee-ahhh" commercial.

All it managed to do was turn my shit black. I've been enjoying some fruit smoothie tums on occasion.

Dayze

12-08-2019 10:43 AM

I have a nice respitory infection since Tuesday, missed work all week. Antibiotics finally starting to make a difference. Dreading going back to work and sifting through the mountain of work and emails.
Had bronchitis is late September. Sick of being sick.

scho63

12-08-2019 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by TLO (Post 14639576)

Trust me, Mylanta. Pepto Bismal is probably the LEAST effective. And yes, it turns everyone's shit to charcoal. :spock:

scho63

12-08-2019 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 14639578)

Hey keep your bronchitis out of our flu thread! You trying to get everyone sick? ;)

Bowser

12-08-2019 11:22 AM

If I get sick after checking out this thread I'm going to permaban you.

007	12-08-2019 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 14639638)

If I get sick after checking out this thread I'm going to permaban you.

Well that's your own fault. Maybe you should ban yourself for reading a flu thread. LMAO

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