Brit hottie jailed for drunken ‘mile-high club’ antics on flight
 

Pussies. 99.5% would have smashed.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost....on-flight/amp/

Crazy eyes... would.

Crazy eyes plus naughty-girl British accent.

Double wood would.

Bet she likes it rough.

Not guilty..... She just wanted to get laid..

Any CP members part of the Mile High Club?

Yes. All of us.

I wouldn't touch her with gochiefs dick.

Spicy. Wood. She looks like she would bring out a dildo and do you vs the other way around.

NOT GUILTY

Standard Brit holiday.

I've had sex in Denver.

Oi m8, fancy a shag?

If someone had just stepped up and given her some dick the outburst might have been avoided.

Back 9 first

I like the Brit bite

5480 elevation at my house. I will answer yes
No Boeing water closet required
***Edit***
Just checked official elevation and it's 5675.
Still good

By then, she had already gotten so drunk that she propositioned several men to get frisky in the lavatory while cruising at 30,000 feet.

I am literally NEVER on that flight....... (sigh)

all day, all night and tomorrow too.

I just realized
United Airlines sponsors the club level at Mile high stadium

Too fat.

Omg I thought you were talking about Pat's lady friend at first. Don't scare me like that.

The face ain't all that great but those skinny ones...………..What ya'll know bout dat?

Yeah, it seems like this situation could have been defused pretty easily by an astute passenger.

:hump:

I’m not into biters. But yeah. I’d be down.

I tried to once in my early twenties on a flight and it was worse than a colonoscopy. Failed after nearly 5 minutes. She was trying just as much.

United Airlines airplane bathrooms suck!

Lady from Fort Wayne, she was in real estate, on her way to a convention. Blonde, separated, 33. Braniff back in the all first class seat days with free Bloody Marys. Her name was Erin.

Had crazy eyes.

I should have been ashamed. Gave her a business card, not mine

All this made me want was a Bloody Mary.

No thanks. Wouldn’t be subscribing to that Brit Box.

Not hot.

I wonder if there's a TV to catch the Chiefs game while trying to catch your second wind? https://www.travelandleisure.com/tri...mile-high-club

Did you post this with beer goggles on? I mean, she's not bad, but...

she's a biter, kinky!

Yeah, surely someone had a condom with them, take one for the plane. PHITB

And being Brit, she most likely has a very unique bite mark too

I don't always like the way this guy thinks, but I do in this instance

And this is why you always answer "no" when the captain asks you if you like movies about gladiators.

Telling that you would use that comparison. NTTAWWT









:evil:

I’ll take you’re word for it.

Yeah right.

The Wright brothers hadn't invented airplanes yet when you were in your 20s.

Can we start a go fund me to get her out to Arrowhead so she can fight with Billay, at the Hyvee gate, before the game?

Also, if we need to fly any banners she might be able to help us negotiate a significant discount.

What is the penalty for joining the Mile High Club, anyway (assuming there is no biting and headbutting)? Is it a fine? Do you go to jail? Do you end up on a sex offenders list?

I would guess it's kind of up to the airline. But words of caution -- DO NOT light up a cigarette afterwards. That's the kind of thing that will get you in real trouble.

1) I'm amazed that in this modern world a plane flight can be disrupted by a 90 pound horny drunk girl


2) This is the kind of international terrorist event that I support


3) Someone should have fallen on that grenade, shame on the passengers and crew

We need more of these threads ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Yeah, I was was looking at that and pondering whether to ask a followup question. But I decided to politely nod and look away.

Have. Extremely difficult to figure out what to do with everyone's legs. She should be very limber. And quiet.