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Who here uses a bidet?
This was the TP isle in Walmart about an hour ago...
https://i.imgur.com/7I3TSJJ.jpg Thinking about getting a bidet attachment but I'm not sure as to just how well they clean you up back there. For the amount I spend on 3 packages of TP (Charmin Strong 9 pack) I could get an "entry" model bidet attachment. With people losing their ****ing minds again, WHY TOILET PAPER?!?!?!?, it seem like it might be a wise investment. Never mind that I'm on a septic tank and the thought of less paper going in there is even more appealing. |
I don’t but my wife loves ‘em. We have one in every bathroom in our house.
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I stocked up while supplies were good. Antibacterial wipes, pulse ox, N95 masks were on Amazon about 6-8 weeks ago.
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LMAO, what kind of reerun town do you live in? |
Humans are just generally shitty people. No pun intended...
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Forgive my ignorance, but as I understand it, the bidet squirts water around your anus. If so, you then have a soaking wet anus (or more depending on accuracy), right? You just pull up your pants with a wet ass, or does one typically dry of said wet ass with TP?
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What kind of reerun towns had this happen? |
I have used a bidet for years and I feel like a peasant when I have to poop somewhere without one.
We probably use 75% less TP than we used to. Bidet and one wipe, clean as a whistle. |
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Staying with you when I come to town. Thank you. |
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My face is a bidet
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Using a good psyllium fiber supplement also makes wipes very clean and easy. The poop binds together and becomes less sticky with the fiber. Usually I can get clean with 1 or 2 wipes. |
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https://i.redd.it/8asavuhdt6j21.jpg |
I put one it about 18 months ago. I give it 5 stars.
After a thorough jet stream to the starfish, I daub off the extra water with toilet paper. I go through one roll of TP in about 3.5 weeks. |
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I bought a cheap one when the pandemic began. There’s no going back.
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I'm actually surprised that the hoarders still didn't have massive stocks of TP at their homes from the first hoarding go-around.
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OK, serious questions here. I've thought about getting one, but:
(1) How do you keep the water from spraying out of the toilet area? I mean, doesn't it splash when it hits you? (2) If the bidet is positioned in a manner so as to hit your anus, doesn't it get fecal material on it? Maybe not with a solid BM, but what if you have the squirts? |
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1) it can, usually just a splash on the seat. Most have adjustable sprays. I just use TP when it happens. No biggie. 2) my cheap model's nozzle hangs low and looks like it would be in the way, but it has only been hit once in three years. If there are enough random squirts to hit the nozzle you are going to need the whole bowl cleaned anyway. Some models are retractable. Pro tip... Sometimes a pre wipe makes sense before you go blasting everything everywhere with max water pressure. And bring the pressure up slowly. |
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My wife and I have an entry level bidet. I use a small amount of toilet paper to dry. She uses a little rag which she tosses in the laundry. It's nice. Especially since the toilet water line is right next to several hot water lines we don't get a blast of cold water every time.
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Walmart seems to have the worst luck with idiots and TP, went there the other night looking for some and they were picked clean of both TP and paper towels. Simply drove five more minutes down the road to the Walgreens and they had full shelves of both. Not sure if it's Walmart's supply chain or the clientele they attract that is causing the shortage of paper products in their stores.
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I have them on all my toilets in my home.....entry level for certain, but works great and would highly recommend them.
Two downsides: 1. It actively encourages house guests to drop deuces at your house (to the point guests are excited to go!), but I suppose that's why I have them on all toilets anyways. 2. When you are somewhere that doesn't have them, you'll understand why you have them in the first place. Almost impossible to "feel clean" if you don't use it. If you're like me, and have to go when you have to go no matter where you are at, this is problematic....if you are the type that only goes at home, it won't be a problem! |
I mean, think about it...would you attempt to wash your hands without using water?
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LOL bidet cult.
You and your ass nozzles.... |
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Purchased ours a few years ago from Amazon. Best thing ever, will never go without one again. :thumb::thumb:
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At least, I hope you do..... |
Can anyone post link to ones they have?
I’d never really thought of one, then I was listening to the fantasy footballers podcast one day and they had some bidet company as a sponsor and all the guys on the podcast said they all swear by them. I thought, am I in the dark on this? Then this thread pops up and you guys act like it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread. My Anus interest is piqued now too! |
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I've had one for a few years. They take a bit to get used to, but once you do, you'll never go back. They're a godsend in cases where things aren't coming out as...cleanly...as you'd like.
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But really, it's just a fancy water hose. Provided it doesn't break, there's not going to be a ton of difference in how they function. |
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Pretty easy to install with whatever toilet seat you already have. This one works great. I'm curious to try fancier ones someday to see if they are somehow better, but if you're looking for a low-cost one to try out this is a great option. |
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But no. Got it thinking the wife might, but she's not a fan of it for either function. |
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https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B07B8Y32..._rXPTFb20C8NYR |
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But wait. There is a light on that wall. There has to be some wiring running through it. |
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LMAO |
I don't have an electrical source near the throne, and I was apprehensive about cold water hitting my anus.
However - that was much worrying about nothing. The unheated water actually feels pretty good, and doubly good if I had spicy food the night before. |
You may want to watch this review. If you want to skip to the actual use, skip to about 5:30
https://youtu.be/SzdqVJ7Vufk |
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I changed the thread icon to something more appropriate. :)
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I hate taking shits anywhere without one now. Bought a cheap one off of amazon at the beginning of the shit paper shortage. Use just enough tp to get dried off. I will forever have one on every toilet I own.
Side note: this thread has the same potential as one of my favorites, the ball powder thread. |
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So now his nickname is shit pickle.. https://giantbomb1.cbsistatic.com/up...9166-shit_.jpg |
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I almost always (unless I'm at work) shower after I take a dump.
Nothing is worse though when hungover, than the shit, shower, have to shit again 15 minutes later triple threat that happens so often to me. |
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I text my wife at work and said when you get home we need to talk about a bidet. She said I don’t know what a bidet is. She’s blonde. I’m sure she sounded it out in her head exactly how it spells.
And when she gets home, I can hear her response “Did you learn about this on ChiefsPlanet?” |
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