Woman puts Gorilla glue in her hair...now may sue over ordeal
 

Ummmmmm......ok


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Woman in Gorilla Glue hair horror may sue over ordeal <a href="https://t.co/U0Ae6jufdI">https://t.co/U0Ae6jufdI</a> <a href="https://t.co/GIrMlj2oXc">pic.twitter.com/GIrMlj2oXc</a></p>&mdash; New York Post (@nypost) <a href="https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1358932058798764040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 9, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

The makers of gorilla glue should sue her for being a complete dumbass for putting glue in her hair.

Insert "That's Racist" GIF here

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This is a sticky situation for sure

Embrace your curly hair.

How hard is that?

Apparently as hard as getting Gorilla glue out of your hair.

And..........she has a GoFundMe, which is now at over 13K. :spock:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/gorilla-glue-girl

:rolleyes:

Yep. A friend of mine got a fly strip caught in his hair by walking into it. He used gojo to get it out and didn’t cry like this girl. That’s a reasonable thing to happen. How the **** do you get gorilla glue in your hair?

I have officially lost all hope for humanity

I wish she had shot it inside her vagina. Someone this stupid should never be able to have children.

She did it on purpose. She ran out of hair spray and thought gorilla glue would be a suitable substitute

And then cauterized her asshole shut so she could die a painful death

I dropped this in the Fail thread yesterday. She deserves nothing except a shaved head

Dammit. Why didn't I think of putting gorilla glue in my hair and then setting up a GoFundMe page?

That's pure genius.

You should watch the video, she ran out of hair spray stuff and used gorilla glue spray.

:spock:

I would happily contribute should she agree to glue her vagina shut.

We would all benefit were this particular gene pool to expire.

FAX

You know what’s stupider than putting Gorilla Glue in your hair??? Donating money to a stupid bitch...

Such a dumbass. If I was on the jury if this went to trial, I'd be laughing the entire time.

Why would anyone even consider doing this?
Idiotic. There are some things you shouldn't have to tell people.

Wait. What?

Well, it did the trick. Held her hair nice and tight.

Not understanding what the problem is. Doesn't this mean that her hair will be permanently done? Sounds like she should be thanking them, not suing them.

Ah, the Ubeja method.

This shit pisses me off

Apparently there is a hair care product under the name Gorilla and she thought that Gorilla glue was from the same company.

Stupidity at its finest

And the first nominee for the Darwin award is....

Wait, this is real?

ROFL what a great idea.

A fool and his money will soon be parted.

I'm not sure the actual hair care product would be any better.

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ROFLROFLROFL
Yep, that was what was referred to in the article I had read

Who are the dumbasses who give money to this type of shit?
I mean really?
I give a lot of money to people and try to help others out but this is just stupid.

Maybe she'll eat some rat poison cubes next thinking that they're rice krispie treats and do us all a favor.

I'd be pissed for wasting mine...

Better yet-Hold a running mower by the deck and trim hedges. Then sue because the manual said not to do it. (yes, that was real)

everyone please remember---hot coffee is hot.

Gasoline removes a lot of stuff .. Especially if you light it on fire... She should try that...

shame is dead

Coming soon to the side of a Gorilla Glue Spray can... Warning: Gorilla Glue Spray can cause significant damage if sprayed on person, persons, animals, reptiles specifically in areas of hair growth.

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Has nothing to do with this particular incident, but it reminded me of this skit from forever ago.

This shouldn't get so much publicity. Kids are now going to make it into a challenge.

OMG I had completely forgotten about this! What an amazing sketch.

Sounds like the corona vaccine

Gorilla glue could counter and get all of her gofundme money.

Lol

The gorilla glue challenge

For whatever reason that popped in my head just 2-3 days ago and I re-watched it.

"Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball."

$15,254 raised of $1,500 goal :drool:

Her go fund me is now just over 19k with 1200 idiots who donated. Unbef**kingbelieveable

I bet Billay could **** her

**** that bootleg bitch

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Woman glues eye shut after mistaking nail glue for eye drops <a href="https://t.co/9Jr0xKt5VT">https://t.co/9Jr0xKt5VT</a> <a href="https://t.co/TJIlICryWb">pic.twitter.com/TJIlICryWb</a></p>&mdash; New York Post (@nypost) <a href="https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1385605820184940546?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 23, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

To bad she's still breathing. You just know this R-Tard will breed

This country really needs to stop rewarding people for being loud, stupid, and obnoxious. It's actually becoming easier to be a stupid person who lies and deceives than a person who follows the rules of the society they chose to live.</br></br> We're due for a paradigm shift.

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

The gorilla glue chick squirted out six already

1) Love her video

2) 23K and climbing lol

Wife says "How does that happen? Every nail glue bottle has a brush, not a dropper. And the tops are completely different"


She is looking for a payout.

People are stupid.

We're not going to make it, are we?

We need Al Bundy as bailiff in these cases.

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Nope. It’s over. We just haven’t gotten the eviction papers yet.

Product packaging is clearly racist.

ROFL

TESSICA BROWN
I'M GOING TO BE THE KYLIE OF HAIR CARE!!!

"Gorilla Glue Girl" is looking to become the Kylie Jenner of hair care now that she's got her own line on products ... and she wants to rip a page from Oprah's book too.

Tessica Brown tells TMZ ... the recent launch of her "Forever Hair" products has been a rousing success with over $25,000 in sales and the early returns have her determined to become a billionaire just like Kylie did with makeup.

As we first told you, Tessica is hawking hairspray, sleek edge control, and hair growth drops -- and says her initial line of products were inspired by her infamous substitution of Gorilla Glue Spray Adhesive for her normal hair spray.

Tessica's already got big plans for her first $25k ... she says she's gonna buy a house in Louisiana, and once she rakes in more it'll be time for her Oprah moment.

The triple comma club is still a long way off, but ya gotta hand it to Tessica for making a big ol' jug of lemonade out of her viral screwup.

https://www.tmz.com/2021/06/21/goril...roducts-oprah/

Unbelievable that this complete moron is actually prospering off of this. We're ****ing doomed

Yeah, somehow shame and self-respect have been eliminated as a moderating force on behavior. People would rather have attention and perhaps money.

Millennials and Gen Zer's are obsessed with being famous, which is why there are a million freaking reality TV shows and Game Shows featuring those age groups.

They see themselves as "Influencers" and you can find millions of them on Instagram, hoping to get enough Followers and Likes to be plucked for some reality TV show.

It cracks me up when I read their bios: "I'm considerate and creative", even though they haven't made a penny from their "creativity".

LMAO