What is your favorite activity to do while pooping?
 

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Masturbating.

Ever get a blumpkin?

Read Chiefsplanet of course

Pray for the regular season to start.

I'm going to put you down for the "ethical porn" option.

My favorite part is after pooping I wipe my ass but I dont just wipe my ass. This gives me a chance to massage my colon while role playing in my mind that I am being pampered by a beautiful majestic man.

I jump in the shower and turn the shower head to jet stream power massage, spread my cheeks and back that ass up that hot, wet power blast. Then I twerk a little.

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I like to continue my clevaland browns training camp.

This is the exact opposite end of the spectrum from a DeBerg thread. Well done.

Get yourself a Toto.

I like to pretend I live in a world where OP doesn't exist, or at the very least never discovered chiefsplanet.

Build a pyramid of wads of tp.

Sleep

Pretend I'm a submarine captain launching torpedoes...

***** you!!!!!!!!#!

Get a rim job.

Taking a picture of how big the turd will be.

I like to draw pic's of Tom Bradys face on the paper I'm about to use.

I'm a big fan of waffle stomping. Saves time and tp.

TLO, your mom is quite popular.

put out pungent odors.

Shower drains are not constructed for fecal movement. You are disgusting.

Post on Chiefsplanet

Sodium laureth sulfate...

I'm just thrilled to be pooping

It's pretty rare it takes me more than two minutes to finish and wipe.

:arrow:GO CHIEFS!:arrow:

Reading CP while pooping right now.

HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!

I like to pee at the same time

Break down game tape

YES! LET'S GODDAMN GO!

Pooping.

You ever crown a huge painful turd and jizz at the exact same time?

Getting a blumpkin.

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl!

Mark him up for reading the shampoo. Also, Sodium laurel sulfate…

Watch D-Rob return kicks.

Big fat lines of blow.

I only read the conditioner bottles, as a rule.

I enjoying finger painting during that activity, and send I get the paintings to my doctor to run tests on.

I sit on a Clay and take a Deberg and then wipe my Nickhead..

I try to separate porn and bodily functions. Gotta go with Men's Health for the pooper.,</br></br> It's odd how well we are focused and concentrated while having a movement. There's a marketing window here.

Blumpkin the Pumpkin.

I usually grab a liberal rag like the Illinois Times at the grocery store

https://www.illinoistimes.com/

Then when I'm done pooping, I can rip out a few pages and wipe my ass with them

Shower shits. Cup of poodle extraction method

Two of my favorite surfactants. Is it odd to have surfactants you favor over others?

I'm in, deliver my package, and out real quick. No real time to do anything else.

Read Ubeja Vontell obituary

Watch the chicks scratch and peck through the door crack.

I enjoy it when I end up with an empty roll of toilet paper (we always have a spare within arm's distance), because I then try to throw the empty tube across the bathroom into the little trash can. It's challenging because the trash can is only about 9 inches in diameter and it's about eight feet away. Plus, it's really hard to throw an empty toilet paper tube with any accuracy. I get maybe two shots per month and I only make it about one time in ten, so there's much rejoicing when I make it.

soduku poo poo

hell yeah!

Grating balls with a cheese grater option?