Preseason proposal dude gets bodied on twitter
 

This is ****ing hilarious. :LOL:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">She gets another ring at the end of the season. <a href="https://t.co/HWvgiQ99Lg">pic.twitter.com/HWvgiQ99Lg</a></p>&mdash; Clay Wendler (@ClayWendler) <a href="https://twitter.com/ClayWendler/status/1431982210077401091?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">THIS was the most enjoyable part about the picture. Who cares about the engagement? I need to know the backstory of these two.</p>&mdash; AJ (@MCLOVIN83) <a href="https://twitter.com/MCLOVIN83/status/1432108150623293442?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Is it even a proposal without a surprised shirtless man? <a href="https://t.co/ofZfULZX82">https://t.co/ofZfULZX82</a> <a href="https://t.co/gfk2OJMOTp">pic.twitter.com/gfk2OJMOTp</a></p>&mdash; Brian LaFevre (@Brian_LaFevre_) <a href="https://twitter.com/Brian_LaFevre_/status/1432069814999261194?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Proposing at a preseason game tailgate is a No. 1 seed of worst sports proposals. Jesus Christ dude <a href="https://t.co/bXbc6wckEd">https://t.co/bXbc6wckEd</a></p>&mdash; Morgan Moriarty (@Morgan_Moriarty) <a href="https://twitter.com/Morgan_Moriarty/status/1432073932736192516?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It won’t last…</p>&mdash; Chris Marler (@VerneFUNquist) <a href="https://twitter.com/VerneFUNquist/status/1432093775875219463?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Imagine proposing or being proposed to at a preseason game. <a href="https://t.co/zQaHexzly4">https://t.co/zQaHexzly4</a></p>&mdash; Mark Ennis (@MarkEnnis) <a href="https://twitter.com/MarkEnnis/status/1432074372781678601?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">personally I&#39;m glad that the timeline is disturbed by the fact that he proposed at a preseason tailgate and not the fact that he proposed while wearing shorts <a href="https://t.co/sbvWeb58uR">https://t.co/sbvWeb58uR</a></p>&mdash; King Hippo, First of His Name (@loljocks_grimey) <a href="https://twitter.com/loljocks_grimey/status/1432076261657034761?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Proposing on Sunday because Saturdays are for the boys <a href="https://t.co/1bF9vxSUlf">https://t.co/1bF9vxSUlf</a></p>&mdash; Furd Terguson (@chris_minton) <a href="https://twitter.com/chris_minton/status/1432083184854913030?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hope she said no <a href="https://t.co/V8E3RZbsnl">https://t.co/V8E3RZbsnl</a></p>&mdash; Jinx (@JinxTheTerrible) <a href="https://twitter.com/JinxTheTerrible/status/1432105346932281345?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Abomination of a proposal outfit <a href="https://t.co/yVHn0hkzWx">https://t.co/yVHn0hkzWx</a></p>&mdash; sweet baby wray (@mason_wray) <a href="https://twitter.com/mason_wray/status/1432112823170121729?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">hang it in a museum <a href="https://t.co/PglOLCjiuQ">https://t.co/PglOLCjiuQ</a> <a href="https://t.co/7U1ePv5sfY">pic.twitter.com/7U1ePv5sfY</a></p>&mdash; Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) <a href="https://twitter.com/BrianMFloyd/status/1432121298172268544?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Proposing in the parking lot of a preseason game. This may be the most confident man alive <a href="https://t.co/RBrfWtj5sT">https://t.co/RBrfWtj5sT</a></p>&mdash; Nate Mendelson (@NateMendelson) <a href="https://twitter.com/NateMendelson/status/1432131400245956610?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 30, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This is terrible but congrats to the dude for outkicking his coverage <a href="https://t.co/QGH7CwJlb5">https://t.co/QGH7CwJlb5</a></p>&mdash; Slegr💣 (@slegrbombs71) <a href="https://twitter.com/slegrbombs71/status/1432131562099904514?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 30, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

And the surprise ending...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">have to show you guys the second part of this where gollum tried to steal the ring <a href="https://t.co/WMesLVyl2V">pic.twitter.com/WMesLVyl2V</a></p>&mdash; Clay Wendler (@ClayWendler) <a href="https://twitter.com/ClayWendler/status/1432130057754001427?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Proposing at a preseason game tailgate is a No. 1 seed of worst sports proposals. Jesus Christ dude

LMAO Best one.

lol **** yes

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">every person in this picture is wearing some knock-off Chiefs jersey except the lady�� I&#39;m guessing that was *genuine* shock <a href="https://t.co/0AUWPfnsdD">https://t.co/0AUWPfnsdD</a></p>&mdash; Garrett Williams (@Garrett720) <a href="https://twitter.com/Garrett720/status/1432136774587797511?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 30, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">She said Maybe <a href="https://t.co/l1UoeVkNBa">https://t.co/l1UoeVkNBa</a></p>&mdash; Squirrel Whisperer (@ExposeClusterBs) <a href="https://twitter.com/ExposeClusterBs/status/1432136836319690752?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 30, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Was thinking about making my at the Union Station Aushowitz exhibition

I'm proposing in a few weeks and I will make sure there is no guy without a shirt around.

Cute feet.

LMAO

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“If he proposes at a tailgate…” <a href="https://t.co/VKvw2Kf3TX">pic.twitter.com/VKvw2Kf3TX</a></p>&mdash; Finally Dr. J (@J3Adams) <a href="https://twitter.com/J3Adams/status/1432124950278807555?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Stevie married a couple during a ceremony at my tailgate. But, at least it was a real game.

No, the marriage wasn’t real, but it was a lot of fun.

They got “real” married on Saturday and came to the game on Sunday putting off the honeymoon. They are still happily married with kids.

Whoa, cargos! Of course those were in fashion then.

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">****ing Camaro-head stadium strikes again <a href="https://t.co/orZesiLEmU">https://t.co/orZesiLEmU</a></p>&mdash; Owlex (@FratfricnMericn) <a href="https://twitter.com/FratfricnMericn/status/1432142788016189443?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 30, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

What's this got to do with AMC ?

This shows how biased twitter is against men BTW.

No woman would ever receive this response for low-rent behavior.

#yougogirl #empoweredfemale #feminism #strongwoman #womyn

All that matters is what she thinks anyway

dude probably makes bank

Maybe it's not a proposal that counts. Maybe it's a pre-posal.

lmao

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">And there are still people in STL who willingly join these psychos in rooting for the chiefs <a href="https://t.co/zfuuAGYcAw">https://t.co/zfuuAGYcAw</a></p>&mdash; jack wheelish (@wheelstl) <a href="https://twitter.com/wheelstl/status/1432156494942846976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 30, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Props to the guy for Tebow'ing before we sodomized the Vikings.

I think it was sweet. Hope the best for them.

They all know she belongs to the streets

I’m Guessing all these people are from independence?

In bit of irony, Tosh just posted this old clip on youtube today.

Way worse idea for a proposal

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Yeah, I don't understand the hate. I proposed to my wife in the pouring rain by a shitty lake near Emporia, KS. It was special to us and isn't really anyone else's business.

Proposals don't have to be some huge production.

Another Wooster Lake victim...

I remember when you just walked up to someone and asked them to prom as well. Now, it has to be some event that is social media worthy or some other nonsense. No wonder the Gen X and Baby Boomers have no faith in Millennials or Gen Z to understand what is and is not important.

ROFL

Melvern actually. Wooster probably would have been a more interesting story, though.

The look on her face is definitely one of shocked disappointment

Nah, even preseason tickets are too steep for those folks. These might be Cass county gems.

I’m all for simple, but she probably deserves better than being proposed to in a piss and puke stained parking lot.

Awww...

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Tell me this:

Did she get to see Patrick Mahomes play football that day?

From the trailer parks of Belton.

Far and away the best part of this photo is the woman disgustedly removing shirtless guy's arm from her shoulder.

Did she say yes, or is she waiting to see who makes the final 53?

I mean kudos... he's definitely got a couple of things going for him... she's hot as **** and he's got some major stones.

How to get her to cry during Cornhole.

Good luck to the couple.

First thing I noticed was the empty, lame ass scoreboard "sign"

I didn't even notice the scoreboard. Yea, that's pretty meh in action. Hell, it would look better even if GEHA was more prominent. Very strange that this made it as the approved design.