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Why is there no thread about this important news event?

Woman arrested after masturbating with a VIBRATOR on Georgia beach.

A Georgia woman was arrested after she was caught masturbating at a local beach, telling police she didn't think that anyone noticed her because 'it only took her 20 seconds to orgasm.'

The Smoking Gun reports Christina Revels-Glick, 34, was at a beach on Tybee Island, a barrier island and small city near Savannah, around 5:30 pm on July 1, when a fellow beachgoer 'could hear her moaning.'

That's when Glick, dressed in a 'one-piece green bikini, retrieved an unknown item from her backpack,' police say.

She then 'spread her legs apart' and putting 'both of her hands in between her legs,' according to the police report.

The 'unknown item' was a vibrator, the report reveals, which was photographed by police for evidence.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...0-seconds.html

Disclaimers: (Sorry if re-post)

FAX THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER

Men have it easy. Where's the weirdest place you've gone to town on yourself?

https://i2.wp.com/oliverwillis.com/w...00%2C300&ssl=1

EXONERATED

so hot!

I'm going to DM her on Facebook. See if we can chaturbate!

It took her 20 seconds. It's a rough life.

I remember when I was 16.

Dudes don't have to pull out a tool first.

we simply pull the tool

Facing 12 months in jail. Seems pretty reasonable.

Gonna need to see a pic of her to determine guilt.

ugh, no thanks.

typical skank with priors.

probably have to register as a sex offender too

faptastic

2hrs community service. In my pants...

You can just tell she masturbates on the beach all the time. It's always in the eyes. Unfortunately, we only see it when it's after the fact.

What takes her 20 seconds took me a lifetime to learn.

Nah, just sentence her to Florida.

I was surprised at how popular and mainstream Fleshlights are with millennials these days.

I was surprised that most boomers don't understand the difference between millennials (age 25-40) and gen z is typically college kids. College kids love their fapping gear.

It's the black and white thinking that permiates our society. Nuance is a thing of the past.

Race has nothing to do with your nude seances.

Au contraire.

Church.
I hope Jesus isn't mad

She looks like Carrot Top in a black wig...

Would.

Good call George. You never stop giving.

so hot!

I'm going to DM her on Facebook. See if we can chaturbate!

Maybe we can make her the CP mascot and have her do a special celebration every time we win!

I like that idea!
Kinda like banging the drum

Literally!!!

Never stick your dick in crazy

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And double bag it if you do... crazy is pretty fun for 1 weekend.

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Trump would have already pardoned her.


Waiting for my infraction.....

Alzheimer's Joe already forgot...

Would you two please **** off.

A female orgasm's hard to reach
When one is hanging on the beach
'Tis not the ocean that's at fault
Nor the sea breeze scent of salt
Nay! The mood dost fail when sandy grit
Gets embedded in your slit

FAX

Fax is the CP poet laureate!

I'm going to write my congressperson about this. I'm pretty sure that a majority of Americans think that this type of behavior shouldn't be a crime.

Indeed.