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Can someone explain what Midwest FurFest 2021 is?
Saw a story about this today.
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">just: toss that fox >:⁾ <a href="https://twitter.com/PheezeNutz?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@PheezeNutz</a> <a href="https://t.co/cFnqkLwEAA">pic.twitter.com/cFnqkLwEAA</a></p>— kaim MFF (@KaimTime) <a href="https://twitter.com/KaimTime/status/1466952827704692739?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 4, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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Freaks
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Sounds like the name off a 70s porn convention. Probably smells like one in there too.
Hope they're having fun if they can get past what I can only imagine is an overwhelming lack of personal hygiene. |
Probably Broncos fans
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I love fury pussy
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This will be an HOF thread.
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Furries. Bunch of weirdos that dress up as animals <strike>and have freaky sex with each other</strike>. (Ignorant stereotype shame on me)
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Fur fest? I festival with lots of easy women?
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Some of my kid's friends were into this. 99% of it is people who are into anime and comic books, video games cartoons, etc. Online art communities. They draw and create a character (their "fursona") and then make or (have made) a costume of their character, there's lots of details about their character's personality, traits, animal lineage etc. and at these cons they have parades, dance contests, gaming competitions, speeches and classes on how to make costumes or draw characters, etc. Imagine if it's like a Disney convention but everyone is Walt Disney and the person inside the Mickey Mouse suit at the same time. I drove them to one in Pittsburgh and hung around to make sure it was safe. TO me it seemed like most of these folks might be outcasts or socially awkward in their school/workplace (the AV or drama nerds) but when they put on the suit they feel free and happy and outgoing. it was actually pretty cool to see so many people happy and walking around waving at kids, families etc. Media portrays it as a sex fetish (and yeah maybe like 1 percent or less might like to get freaky in their suits but it's a behind doors consensual thing and I never saw any of that) it was really just like a comic con or something. But. I did see firsthand people who were like "I AM A RAD KUNG FU FOX" in their suit, then take off the suit and look like Dwight Schrute. Let 'em be. |
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Watched a few more videos. Looks like a fun time. Think eDave will go with me?
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Pretty much could’ve been a chiefs tailgate crew. |
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The sub-group (bottom) of every group you will find Furries...
They are the lowest form of every group... |
Bunch of weirdos getting cummy tummies
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Hey john elway dance party here.
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I’d bet the farm that every single one of those bundles of sticks is wearing a Buttplug with a furry tail. Just like Billay!
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You know those uniforms smell like a little bit of heaven after a lively dance under the lights. Spank me!
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And here I was thinking it was probably a bunch of dateless ladies "winter growth" convention.
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Know a local (very disreputable) attorney who is apparently a furry. Not the fun, non-sexual kind.
He and his then gf (now wife) hit me up for a 4-some once. I politely declined. |
It's losers who cry they can't get a good job yet find time to spend money on costumes and role play as made up animals.
What a generation of waste. |
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He was a friend of a friend. |
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It's 2053, you're being corralled into the processing center to extract your precious water.
you see the machinery, you see the lines. our of your periphery you see a crowd form, armed guards surround a figure. you turn and look, they're guarding a tall man dressed as a purple anime cat. you're stomach turns as you notice the armband, a red band with a black circle in the center, emblazoned with a crimson dog's paw. the guards raise their weapons. the last thing you hear is the anime cat man scream "here comes the knot! uwu" as the guards open fire |
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I remember the Stern show sending someone to one of these conventions and the people they did interview with were some odd ones.
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Furries need to be rounded up and sent to labor camps
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This looks like something Zach would do.
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The last time I saw furries trending on Twitter was when a group decided to have an orgy. Towards the end someone got the idea they should all ejaculate on a papa johns pizza. Many did, and someone ate some of it. This is what a furry is.
Edit to add what bug chasing is. Some furries feel that being animal requires bugs (I suppose it’s more realistic if they have the human equivalent of fleas). So here’s a quote from a bug party: Quote:
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I don't want to know...
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Did any of the cats get breastfed??
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If Brady is the NFL Michael Jackson, Gronk is Bubbles.
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I am so disappointed that the thread title wasn't about what I thought it was going to be about.
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