"Best Fast Food Places to Pick Up Girls"
 

Per popular request:

Discuss.

Well it depends on how heavy you want the girls.... you have to work on your core strength to pick up girls.

Paging Titty Meat

This is easy.

Salad and Go.

So I can use my favorite pickup line, “can I toss your salad?”

Dwayne Bowe says Sonic

Aaaayyyy

In-n-out. And the girl should be an employee.



Runner-up: Hot dog on a stick. If you've ever seen those retro outfits and the way they make the lemonade in that big container with the pogo-stick type lemon squisher thing. Let's just say it's like watching a butter churn.






....aaaaaand now I feel creepy.

The White Castle at the end of Fremont in Vegas.

Burger King. More specifically, the bathroom.

Well
Back in the 70s, college town, when I wasn’t in class I worked at a Dairy Queen several blocks away from campus. Fast food and all kinds of ice cream shit. Place was usually pretty crowded with coeds. Had to be careful though because lots of high school girls would hang out too.

That’s just where I was from
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a man of culture I see. I too like the girls with the boom.

Popeye’s

Uber Eats

Is Chuck E. Cheese considered fast food?

Uh oh
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It depends on their 40 time.

"Go tell mommy I eat that ass"

Panera

If women are choosing their pickup spots based on restaurant name, Captain D's would seem to be an obvious choice for women who are on the prowl. But the kinkiest women will be the ones you meet at Five Guys or Taco Bell.

I'm crazy; allow me to amaze thee.

Was going to be my obvious real answer.

We had a drive-in back in my high school and early college days. The carhops wore roller skates and tight skirts. They normally wouldn't button the top 2 or 3 buttons of their blouses. Lots of flirting and the occasional date. But if you ordered a carhop with nothing on, you got the boot. The place was straight out of American Graffiti.

On the other end of the spectrum, the crapper in the women's bathroom at Taco Bell seems like it would be the worst fast food place to pick up chicks.

No way dude - them chicks be wasted

LMAO

Chick fil-A if you like married women.

Chipotle for singles.

Fun fact I learned the other day. His full name is officially Charles Entertainment Cheese.

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The Northwest has a burger place called Dick’s Drive-In.

I mean that’s perfect.

Starbucks duh

I'm going with Arby's for obvious reasons.

Don't know what is the best place, the best name for a place to pick up girls might be Whatamuffin.

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I'm surprised none of the older crowd has mentioned the Cracker barrel around 4:30 pm lots of blue hair specials if you know what I mean

Long John Silvers/ end thread

I picked up your Mom at Dennys…

Burrito King after the bars had closed. Or that little pyramid pizza stand next to the granada.

I like Arby's u gotta figure either way you're putting something that looks like pussy in your mouth

That's so wrong.
But hilarious.
In Chuck E Cheese you either get a BJ in the bathroom or get into a brawl with somebody's entire birthday party entourage.

They all cum for the salisbury steak, if you know what I mean.

Chic-for-lay

Can't believe it took this long for the correct answer to be posted.

I didn't realize people actually went inside fast food joints. Is there a "value meal" bonus I don't know about?

It is not even considered food.

When I was high school age, Hot Dog on a Stick had all the hot chicks working there. They were located in Towne East Mall in Wichita Ks.

Then, Chi Chi’s had some bomb ass chicks after high school. Until they closed.

Now, it’s just about anywhere I eat. I go have a good time, flirt and play, then tip big. They know when you come in the next time.

Sonic. Teenage girls on roller skates.

I remember Chi Chi's. Good times before the E coil.

"Best Fast Food Places to Pick Up Girls"
 

There is not such a thing.

Mmmm... Hope Solo.

If yo do what you look like just grab them in the biscuit.

Village Inn after the bar closes.

What happened to Denny's, IHOP, or Perkin's at 3 AM?

If you try it get a whammy extra stuff ($2.30 )
It is the best kind of bad drive in food. Spokane and Seattle there may be more

A sit-down place isn’t fast food, people

Society frowns on picking up drunk girls these days.

Maybe you just need more efficient IHOP's near you

No shit. It needs a window.


The best fast food place to pick up women is at Ruth's Chris I've found!!

easy fatties at popeyes

Long Dong Silver's

I have to imagine Shake Shack works

was gonna say Waffle House at 3 am, but yeah.

Sports Illustrated just made attainable the wildest dreams of every guy who has hoped to pick up a swimsuit issue cover model at a fast food joint.

Feast … so to speak … your eyes.

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That chick digs the LJS...

Italian restaurants.

W T F are they thinking? I'm 61 and fugly and I wouldn't want to see that.

I dunno. BUT best fast food pick up line?


Guy "Hey Brandy, do you no the difference between a blow job and a Big Mac?"

Brandy, "No, what?"

Guy, "We should do lunch....."

So the correct answer is any fast-food restaurant?

Picked up my black GF at sambos. Showd her a cup said thats you boo

Go to Arby's. Ask for the Manager Special Shake.

Polls say that Five Guys is a popular location.

had a buddy that just said "hey, I think you're really pretty can I call you sometime" to a cute girl working the Wendy's drive through once. They hooked up the next night.

She wanted his Baconator.

I have a no straw for my drinks thing, hate them. So now my grandson (7) he does the same thing when him and I go out to eat. When the girls try to hand him a straw for his drink, he will say “No Thank You, straws are for suckers”. It kills every time. It’s a pretty effective start and I’ve enjoyed the company of many waitresses. I have used it as long as I can remember.

I don't do straws/lids until it's time to leave.

I love it when the order-taker sets the cups upside-down on their counter.

How do overweight women keep a slim face? I eat an extra Big Mac and I get a 2nd chin.

Facial exercise, in her case she looks hungry, so lots of head