Hurricane Lisa hits Belize
 

Just checking to make sure all planeteers are ok

Belize me now or Belize me later, this will be bad

Hopefully all posters and their girlfriends are safe

T's and P's.

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This hurricane live near you?

Oh Hi Mark.

Just here for the responses that are bound to happen.

Prayers sent to Mante Te’o’s fiance.

Not asking for advice, just bragging about her ass.

Funny I'm down here right now with 50 of my closest girlfriends!

Best tie yourself to a Coconut tree. See reruns of Gilligan Island for video assistance.

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Make sure to keep your gloves on! Hurricane-force winds can blow them right off, even if you have a nice ass.

"BELIZE STOP IT!" - Cave Johnson

Prayers for Cave

That's not the only thing in Belize getting wet

I don't Belize it

I will only Belize it if Cave Johnson posts a picture of the storm surge as it forcefully washes the rivers of ejaculate off of his girlfriend's ass.

I haven't been here forever, so someone correcte if I'm wrong, but Crave has gotten more shit for a specific post than any other poster ever and all because he thought it was a good idea to lie.

Not only lie, but continue to back up the lie after he was outed by the mods. He's a real scumbag.

Had to keep doubling down with the lies lmao. How embarrassing.

Ha! San Pedro pretty much got missed, Belize City took more of a beating. I'm heading back over there in February, so I was watching it fairly close. If I run into Cave while I'm there, I'll be sure to tell him hi from everyone! :evil:

My wife and I have been there twice on cruises, only thing I can remember is we drank some really good Pistachio wine. So better look for some Pistachio trees to tie yourself! :-)

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Went there once on a cruise. Took a catamaran out to watch dolphins and stingrays play in the water. Was beautiful but passed through some really poor neighborhoods.

Please post a picture of her thigh!!!

Real eyez realize cave's stories be-lize!

This is the worst thing to happen to Crave since he got outed for posting from his single wide instead of Belize.

'been standin round suckin' on my big ol' chili dog.'

This guy was spotted after the hurricane passed.

LMAO

Beer looter FTW!

Not just any beer.




Belikin Looter!

This whore was right behind him offering to **** for a beer :

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How was that beer?

Can someone point me to the Cave Johnson thread... I missed it and need to get caught up to speed.

Take Cave Johnson Boulevard and make a left on He's Full of Shit Avenue. When you get to the Hall of Classics, it should be your first stop on the right.

You gotta give it to the guy for persistence anyway. He never gave up the ghost on that story and stayed all gas no brakes through that entire debacle.

I dont know why but I question whether this hurricane actually exists