Have you ever gone hogging?
 

Fat or not? That is the question.

Slump bustin!! Get some!!

Sometimes you just have to take one for the team

No need to
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"Running Block" by Toby Keith is a great song on the subject.

How many hogging threads is this now? And where's the pole?

Yes, but I'm ashamed looking back at it... that was a much younger me who didn't care so much about other peoples feelings

Who knows you may be her fondest memory

Not purposely, just slump busting. It's been a good 20-25 years ago.

Well maybe, but preying on vulnerable womens feelings isn't something I'm hip to anymore... at this point, if I'm not genuinely attracted to them I'll leave them alone

In my teens, pre-college. I will have to admit she was one of the best lays I ever had. To quote Bob Seger--"I used her, she used me but neither one cared We were gettin' our share".

I have never purposefully 'hogged.' Happened once by accident. I released her unharmed, so she could get hogged again.

Granted, I been out of the dating game for 29 years, but I keep hearing about "hook up culture". I don't think women today care too much if you **** em and leave em

Yes. When I was a teen.

She was the daughter of family friends - so I still get to see her every so often.

Which is a bonus - as a side bonus she gave me the clap as well.

They only care if the male is a Chad.

Kinda

I was talking to a chick from POF that had some pretty deceptive pictures. I was sauced and past the point of no return when she showed up. I'm just glad my roommates were absent that night.

Damn. Do you still discuss it? The clap, I mean.
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Pot-belly committed.

We never discussed it - and it would be a little awkward now in front of her husband and kids.

But F it next time - more bourbon ought to bring that story up.

:thumb:

Perfect

POF?

Here's the thing, how fat we talkin? Huge difference between a 200lb'er and a 320lb'er

No, and I repeatedly humped a large, rolled up piece of carpet in my youth.

Plenty of Fish

It is/was a free dating site. I used it in like 2011/12

Just ask if she remembers the running drip in the faucet they fixed together back in high school.
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I always thought a dating app/service would be served well charging according to weight.

Any chick over 2 bills is free access for dudes. You pay an extra dollar more per pound under that weight. If you go over 250 they start paying you.

Success!

yeah


i felt like the fat one i tried had a sloppy pussy


so i generalized from that point on and held a bias against sloppy pussied hogs

Someone's living high on the hog.

if i found a hog with a perfect pussy i would probably go for it


but i have an innate disbelief in this possibility

They tire easily, or maybe that's a Stanza

After being with nothing but petite girls, my first fatty was definitely different. A little intimidating honestly. You gotta be packing a little larger pipe for those heavyweights

Thankfully never finished the deed but came close thanks to alcohol. Snapped out of it before going any farther.

That and they are built a little different down there. Everything's all tucked in. From a guys standpoint, I can't see anything desirable about being with the bigger one's compared to a nice 130lb'er

I was in a pretty wild frat in my Mizzou days (pre-ASU). It’s been alleged by witnesses that we may or may not have all thrown $10 each into something called the Pig Pot and the guy who bagged the biggest pig walked away with somewhere in the neighborhood of a grand.

I certainly would never condone such activities these days.

Got catfished by a fatty back in college. We'd been chatting for months on ICQ. She'd sent some pics. Finally invited her over to my place, and she showed up about 150lbs heavier than she looked in her pics. ****ing awkward. We talked for a bit, but I sat in the chair by myself. I didn't want to be shallow and not continue the date just because of her weight. But yeah, it was a total dealbreaker. Fortunately she had to leave about half way through the movie. Maybe she got the hint when I didn't sit on the couch with her. Never spoke again.

I can't do the fatties..

I’ve never done a tub of lard, but a couple that were 20-30 lbs overweight with big boobs have slipped through the cracks.

ROFL

I don't know what ya'll got to be embarrassed about Hog Farmer did Hogging for a living.

Never had to since your Mom’s usually available.

I couldn't do it, I used to live at around 75th and Metcalf and frequent old OP and Westport in my 20's. We had a party at our house and I went to bed afterwards and a neighbor girl that was around 200 bills was in my bed asking me to get in.

I bailed.....

My wife is about 120, and that's about where I like em'.

Same shit happened to me with ICQ with some chicks from Nebraska. Drove all the way down here and once I saw her and her friends mustaches I was done and found excuses to GTFO.

Never talked to those fat bitches again

How big you talking...

Props to someone else familiar with ICQ. Didn't figure that would be recognized. Old school nerd hat tip. But yeah, it was quite the source for thirsty young college chicks back in the day...

I've been with chick's who could man handle the Chiefs defensive line in a rugby scrum

Have you ever gone raping? Not recently.

One time in the past while on vacation in Belize, I had quite an adventure with a 275 pound female who ran the 40 in 4.35 and cut off some guy's 12" dick. Then she made me a PB&J appetizer in her ass and I ate that shit like The Last Supper because I heard aliens were coming to kidnap a bunch of us.

I almost killed her cat when I rolled her over in bed onto that little bugger.

What would scare me is the guy scraping together $10 to gain access to a 190 pounder. There's not a whole lot of difference once you pass a certain threshold.


Maybe we should add a curve to the price list. No pun intended.

I'd be paying around 5-10 bucks at my imaginary dating site.

Not proud, not embarrassed.

Everyone eats at McDonalds yet nobody admits it. Sometimes a quick meal is needed to get a man by.

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My first job out of college in the mid 90's was more of an IT Helpdesk job where I also did some Oracle Database Administration.

I spent more time on ICQ than I did working. I was talking to some chick in Florida that I never did meet up with, and this was the only time I had two girls drive down to see me. They were legitimately telling me they were down for a threesome, etc. only to find out one was a beluga whale and the other was a hippo. Their pictures must have been a decade old, and I'm not saying they were just a "little" chubby.

One time in Vegas for a couple of my friends bachelor party. Had done some coke and told the boys I was going hogging. Met this glorious sow at a video poker table. Took her back to the hotel room and all those ass holes came in before I could do anything.

And those were dudes...

What is the typical underwear of these beasts of banging?

Fat girls are like mopeds, they're pretty cool until somebody sees you on one.

10x10 tarp

My brother in law has a bunch on his panhandle Florida farm. We shoot them in the spring and have a pig roast.

I guess the cammo ones could be hot

We're loaded with the bastards. They're destroying Florida's ecosystem

Yes. Had a girl so big once that my hands couldn’t touch the mattress. It was like a carnival ride. So good.

Then it’s only awkward if she asks for a little DP! We’ve all been there amirite!

They got tight pussies. Real skinny girls got loose ones.

I used it to chat with other NFL fans while we watched the games.

No, fatties gross me out. Once in college I was on a dance floor and some behemoth came up to me, started grinding and put her hands down my pants and grabbed my ass, then French kissed me

Felt like a Turkish prison

I had a really funny comment when you were on the sand floor. Thanks for ruining it.

It's not hogging when you're a girl.
Those are dad bods.