Tommy Devito's agent versus Chris Jones' agent.
 

Apparently there was a little internet thing about the agent of Giants QB Tommy Devito being really Italian. I'll illustrate the argument here.

https://ftw.usatoday.com/wp-content/...0&h=600&crop=1

Italian? Okay. I'll give them that point. But is he more Italian Chris Jones' agents? No way.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F5dnzoAXEAAbk98.jpg:large

Devito's agent looks like the kind of guy who naively and inadvertently moves in on Chris Jones' agents' turf, and then is found in a field two weeks later without his cannoli. You think that the guy to Chris Jones' left is not going to efficiently take care of business?

(This is not intended as a slight to all of our great Italian-American citizens such as Sabby Piscitelli, Dino Mangiero, Mike Devito, Nick Allegretti, et. al. It's a celebration of Italian culture.)

I thought this thread was about cannoli

Tommy Devito's agent - Sean Stellato (AKA the Italian Stalian).

https://nypost.com/2023/12/11/sports...sports-agents/

It's gravy not sauce

Holy cannoli. Maybe I'm wrong.

New Jersey is a different world.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GA2xDmfW...g&name=900x900

I prefer my DeVito's to be Danny

Night at the Roxbury

jackie jr ass rep

no one should wear a fedora it's not a look you can pull off unless you're like a 70 year old black man

Guido city

Worked for Navin Johnson

For every Tony Soprano there is a Mammoni (mama's boy).

If you've seen one ***** *****, you've seen them all.

That's Tino Sabbatelli to you.

Looks like mob wannabes.

:eek:

That is like using the N word

I bet DeVito's agent is handling CEH's fashion show career

Reported. You are a ****ing douchebag.

https://i.imgur.com/FB9GFPh.jpg

I've heard about this cat juggling

I was wondering who that guy was. Makes sense. So he's having his celebrity moment.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EvfckqHX...name=4096x4096

I want to say for the record that these agents are in no way whatsoever a slur upon the great Italian people. Because I can state from my own knowledge and experience that Italian-Americans are among the most loyal, most law-abiding, patriotic, hard working American citizens in this land. And it would be a shame, Chiefsplanet, if we allowed a few rotten apples to give a bad name to the whole barrel. Because from the time of the great Christopher Columbus up through the time of Enrico Fermi right up until the present day, Italian-Americans have been pioneers in building and defending our great nation. They are the salt of the earth, and they're one of the backbones of this country.

What a pussy.

Lamar Jackson's mom proving the old Italian wife's tale right

Dude, you would piss your khakis if you had to call me a pussy in person. Stop being a racist dickhead and people won’t call you out on it.

Outstanding reference. I shit you not, I was watching the Jerk on Netflix when I read your post.

She still
thinks you are a puss!!!

You should visit Staten Island…

Anybody here like spumoni?

Dang he look like my ex bookie!

reminds me of spy vs spy

Paulie Walnuts would kick their asses.

Italian isn't a race, pussy.

Bath salts are bad.