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Jimmy G Suspended for PEDs
LMAO Raiders
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raiders?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Raiders</a> QB Jimmy Garoppolo is being suspended two games for violating the NFL’s Performance Enhancing Substances Policy, per <a href="https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@AdamSchefter</a> <a href="https://t.co/N4u4lPJIMZ">pic.twitter.com/N4u4lPJIMZ</a></p>— JPAFootball (@jasrifootball) <a href="https://twitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1758537179041558800?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 16, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> |
He can’t have been doing it right as he has been poor for years
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They didn’t work either
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He should ask for his money back
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Only two games?
They gave the dude a pity suspension because the PEDs didn't help him any. That's just funny right there. |
He’s probably on the TB12 PED cocktail.
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He'll end up on the Patriots again...they have no QB and probably need one to mentor whomever they draft.
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It seems like they would throw the case out if he presented his statistics from last year.
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Toxic levels of Erectile Dysfunction med, since he has a free pass at local Las Vegas brothels
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Seems like he should only have tested positive for taking Ds because there was no PE
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Probably something unknowingly mixed in with his hair care regimen.
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Apparently this may void his remaining guaranteed money, so could be a big cap savings when we cut him.
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Did they test for viagra???
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He played like that WITH ped's? He should ask for a refund
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Good to see he got a suitable and fair 2 game suspension for a performance enhancing drugs violation. It's not like he did something seriously egregious like assault a vacuum cleaner.
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Do we really care that much about this? I’m not sure this dude has ever even come close to beating us. |
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Maybe a little bit. What’s that got to do with the price of tea in China? |
So he only half broke a vacuum cleaner.
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He needs to sue his dealer for selling him shitty steroids. Fails the test but gets no benefits. Weak ass steroids bro.
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Rogaine hair gel
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha. lol raiders lol. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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He must have used those Zack Morris steroids.
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Obviously somebody on the Faiders team did this to him so they could cut him without taking the dead cap hit.
I think they should forfeit two first round draft picks. |
Yeah, this is BS.
Raiders should be forced to start Jimmy for the length of games rather than suspend him. And fully guarantee his contract. This isn't punishing them. It's helping them. |
The Raiders apparently can void Jimmy G contract, so by releasing him they get to save $12M in cap space. Jimmy G actually helped them.
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I'm just glad we finally solved the mystery of why Jimmy was so awesome.
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Raiders saved by soaring syphilis(meds)
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LMAO That's beautiful!
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Terry Bradshaw has slammed his bedroom door and is now sobbing into his pillow.
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This is like a Babylon Bee article come to life.
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Hey, the Raiders can sweep away some McDaniels wasteful spending. Also, that is 12M they can spend on another free agent(s). Reality is they need a QB or they aren't doing much.
They still have 12M in dead money next year for Chandler Jones. |
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Heck they might as well draft two QB's in this draft. |
He's been hurt. Probably something to help him heal faster. Honestly I don't have a big problem with PEDs in those situations.
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Reads like Adderall, did it come out what it was?
I've always wondered why ball players just don't go an get a script for Adderall, very easy to acquire. |
Man what a blow to the league. A nobody non starting QB is gonna mus 2 games.
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