Naked woman throws tantrum at DFW airport
 

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">On March 24, 2025, a woman caused a significant disturbance at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport (DFW) in Terminal D at Gate D4. Reports indicate she was seen running through the terminal naked, shouting incoherently, including claims like “I speak all languages.” Her… <a href="https://t.co/tGIGNL3dLf">pic.twitter.com/tGIGNL3dLf</a></p>&mdash; Urban Secrets 🤫 (@stiwari1510) <a href="https://twitter.com/stiwari1510/status/1904688467818278990?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 26, 2025</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

WOULD

Would?

Hank Hill ass

wood

Don’t stick it in crazy.

Drugs are bad kids.

So now I know why my flight to Dallas was delayed

I don’t think we talk about mental illness in women enough

Stay in school, don’t do drugs!

What's amusing is how terrified the security guard is. He's like, "Not touching this, I'm just gonna hold my walkie talkie up to my mouth and stay about 10 feet away like I'm doing something."

"Stick your dick in crazy, boys, but don't talk to it."

Don't you hate when you lose your luggage?

She packed light

She's guilty, and so is the person taking the video.

if she worked out a little she could be really hot

nice rack

I am wondering why they didn't bring in a female officer to handcuff her....all the guys had to do was touch her once (even innocently) and lawsuits would be flying all over the place.

Why doesn’t she shave down there? Are women back to bushy styles again?

This is what happens when you start charging for carry-ons.

I was okay with her dancing naked. I wouldn't mind more of that when I'm in airports. But breaking the monitor is not okay. I need those monitors to know when to board.

That's what I was thinking. It was funny until she started trying to break the monitor. That is when they should have kicked her in the damn head.

What kind of drugs is she on? Gotta make a note to never take that shit.

Think how much worse this would have been in Sky Harbor. That place is a zoo (jam packed)

What she should be on is my dick

She meant to take an edible, but oops it was meth...

She says something about "F Flowers, and I don't need no flowers" One could guess that she having partner issues and causing her to go off the deep end.

Just a little puzzled....should this be in this thread or the Taco Travesty thread.

She poured a whole bottle of water onto that floor and didn't even lose her footing.

My dog drips one drop from his bowl in the kitchen and I slide cross the damn thing like Gumby and end up flat on my back. WTF.

Poor camera work.

I guess whatever kicked in, it may be a good thing it happened before she boarded a plane or after she got off of one rather than having this episode in the air.

Too funny (and accurate)....reps to you

So you're saying that it's good that this didn't happen in mid-air?

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Difference between a misdemeanor and getting roughed up by the cops and winding up on a "no fly list"?

She could have broken apart :D

Not guilty

Not buying it until Scho posts it.

She apparently stabbed a restraunt worker with his own pencil and bit someone who tried to restrain her... two good reasons not to get too close to the crazy.

Terrible camera work. iPhone has good zoom, use it for f'k sake.

Evidently she was also traveling with her 8 y/o daughter....can you imagine how terrifying it must have been for that girl.

Would. That's bizarre though.

A right hook would take care of that.

I'm surprised that she hasn't been on the ID Channel, jeez.

Stab me with a pencil and you're getting a severe blow to the head

Was that wrong??

ROFL

Camera was a potato.

Agreed. I commend the guy for using his camera, but he needs to take a class or something. No zoom at all, and half the time he had it aimed at some random bystander. Zoom and focus, dude. Zoom and focus.

Camera work is same quality as a DeBerg thread

Can she play LT?

Security: "Literally nothing to see here, folks. Move along."

Shoulda happened at Bush stadium

CP right now:
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What would happen if that was a dude? Prolly tackled immediately and arrested. But it's a chick obviously high...and nobody does anything? Weird...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFdnyITLpxI Just pick her up like this

By the way, security guards are the most worthless MFers on the entire planet. Why hire them at all?

Believe all women dude

This is why I stop in Dallas on the way to jam packed Sky Harbor.

If the kid filming could afford a decent smart phone we'd be in a better position to see them things

For the vast majority of the population, they’re a good deterrent.

deberg's best thread of all time

10/10

bush....

Absolutely fckn would!

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Don't stick your dick in these holes.

That's why they make tasers.

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That would be something to see a naked person to get the taser.

Bitches be crazy

Definitely tazed.

Not complaining.

Can repeat squirt in public

Fly the friendly thighs.

No, that's the Houston airport. This is DFW.

LMAO

it does appear she has a little "Buckwheat in a headlock" going on down there...

Demi Moore not impressed. :)

Anyone else feel like they just watched the cliff notes version of Porky”s?

We've all been there...

That is the greatest response I’ve ever seen.

Here’s my suggestion, fight the man. become a woman and work on it from the inside. Sure you’ll never get a poke From a chick the right way again but I mean you’ll be martyred when you pass.