Sexbots!
 

https://www.scmp.com/news/china/scie...ut-hit-shelves

Chinese scientists and engineers are applying ChatGPT-like technology to sex robots, aiming to create interactive, AI-powered companions in the face of technical and ethical challenges.

In Shenzhen, Starpery Technology, a major producer of sex dolls, is now training its own large language model to enhance its product with artificial intelligence. These sex dolls with unprecedented capabilities – available in male or female forms – will soon be hitting the shelves.

“Technological challenges remain, particularly in achieving realistic human interaction,” he said. “While simple dialogue is easy, creating interactive responses involves complex model development by specialised software companies.”

Traditional dolls, supported by a metal skeleton and a silicone exterior, are limited to simple responses and lack the expressive capabilities needed to engage with a human.

“The new generation of sex dolls, powered by AI models and equipped with sensors, can react with both movements and speech, significantly enhancing user experience by focusing on emotional connection rather than just basic conversational abilities,” Lee said.

https://cdn.i-scmp.com/sites/default...B&v=1718625441

How long before they start killing people?

MeatPeeker’s moms credit card can already feel the heat.

No matter how pretty a sexbot is, there's a toaster somewhere that's tired of her s***.

Waiting for the blowjob experience.

Confirming my belief that the Chinese are freaky AF.

Pretty soon they'll be smart enough to **** your best friend, leave you, and take half your shit

Is make him watch other bots bang her while the dogs bark outside an option?

If I put a .357 through their dome after a Chiefs loss against an AFC West team just to relieve some stress can I just throw it in a garbage bag and leave it on the curb and does it make me a bad person? Can I buy another after that action?


We're crossing lines here.

Too fat

Looks like a lazy eyeball thing going on as well.

Hopefully a practice sexbot rental.

When you take her to the Olive Garden, your bill still comes out to $100 after tip.... I wonder if she uses GPS to determine where she is though and then pulls reviews from the internet so she can judge you on restaurant choice.

We're going to need a sexbot rental lookup along the lines of Carmax to figure out what you're getting.


It's a brave new world.

All well and good until they go all Westworld on you.

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Is this something that happened to you in real life?

Maybe they'll be like robotaxis, and they just circle around walking the streets until you call one.

And we dive deeper and deeper into the uncanny valley.

Even the Chinese want hot blonde American women

The day will come when your bot says you are not worth a **** and leaves you for another ****ing bot! :harumph:

Thanks to the 1 child policy they have a bunch of horny young men with nothing else to do.

One of the biggest challenges for manufacturing is that the company kills the female robots as soon as they come off the assembly line.

Or it joins OnlyBots to sell "content".

Are they like a self-cleaning oven? After usage they may need something like that.

They have those prototype cars now that use crystal technology to change colors...

I mean...that's GOTTA be an option, right? Surely we can get one with some ethnicity switches to flip. And hey, maybe there's a day I feel like hog farmin'. Another I'm hankerin' for a spinner.

"We can make them interactive"

Oh who gives a shit? Screw that. Make 'em so I can make her ass bigger on a day I want a little more cushion...

The big question is "What about her Toes?" Are they sexy

Pepperidge Farms and Blue Bell Ice Cream remember a simpler time. Houses of Ill Repute and a rubber mallet

Do they come pre-named?

Who wants a Karen?

What name you want? Mi Ho Suc?

Gotta have the self cleaning douche!

You pull it out and put it in the dishwasher. They are also microwaveable safe (not sure why).

Can I give it a 'I need to speak to your manager' bob cut and punish it for past indiscretions?

(I'm starting to think these things might be a really bad idea)

I would take her to Belize.

What happens when your GF finds it in the sink? (Archer reference...)

How many partners can 1 handle?

Standard version = 1 mate
Deluxe version = unlimited

You can open your own brothel!:doh!:

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I’m not sure they need to teach them how to nag and tell boring stories about their friends at work, but they just had to see if they could do it.

Can they mow the yard? Or at least do the weed eating?

Just make sure she doesn't short circut while she's down on you! :eek:

Everyone wants a sexy sexbot, but the most important thing is to find one that's well grounded.

I took her to dinner at The Majestic Steakhouse, but her GPS was off just a bit and she thought we were at Jimmy Johns... she relentlessly mocked me for spending $150 and 2 hours on shitty subs, when reviews said people typically spend under $20 and less than 30 minutes at the establishment.

I told her that I'd withhold sex if she didn't stop, to which she told me where to shove my footlong, then proceeded to walk outside and into traffic on Broadway and got destroyed by a city bus.

Can't say that was the best $4k I ever spent, tbh.

This sex robot lived close to you?

I asked my wife a while back about this... Sex robots are coming (giggity), what are the rules on cheating with a robot? It broke her brain, didn't have an answer. After a couple minutes she told me I am a dumb ass. So, I think I know what I am getting for XMAS (giggity).

Whoever thought that reading about sexbots would be a ****ing blast?

Now, do they come programmed
to understand Hooters, Hooterville, Cooter and Cooterville?

What names do they come in?

Yu Wan Sum
Ying Yang Yu
Long Dong Me

This is the end of mankind.

You plan on buying one?

I'll take this in a new direction and put forth the idea of using these Sexbots to increase the birth rate. Put some women's eggs in there and the men can joyously fertilize them. The bot can carry to term and the women won't have to go through that process. We have a never-ending supply of eggs so that shouldn't be a problem. Babymaker Bots! Not the intended use but:hmmm:

Well if she's not interested, then why not let you have your way with a robot?

I'm really looking forward to the first "wife catches man cheating with sexbot" story.

"It's just like using a vibrator, I did nothing wrong."

"I FOUND THE CHAT LOGS, STEVE!"

"WHAT DOES THAT THING HAVE THAT I DON'T?"

"I can turn off the voice."

Me? No. But we need people especially affluent people having more children. This will put a damper in that.

Ho Lee Fuk…

I spotted one the other day interrupting an interview saying “we’re not talking about this” to its owner’s interviewer… She stormed out later claiming to be self-aware..

Sex bots don’t care if you have a garage or not

Can't wait untill someone is having intercourse and the bot stops! Man calls C S, they tell him to refer to the owners manual!

“Have you tried re-booting???”

Rumor is Gracie was the toe model

Do they care if you have curbs in your neighborhood?

Can I order "Schmidt Hoe"?? (Boston Legal)

Just try not to piss it off....

https://i.imgur.com/CFVUbdr.gif

I can't imagine how crushing it would be to get hired there as an engineer, and then they assign you to the male sex doll team.

"Looks just like mine. Only bigger."

Isn't sexbot Katy Perry nickname?

Yes but imagine if this technology is used to accelerate the transhumanist technological revolution.

Elon Musk's Neuralink is already allowing paralyzed people to control computers with their minds.

As one of the male-assigned engineers you might be able to give yourself upgrades once the technology can be integrated seamlessly and indistinguishably with the human body.

This reminds me of Serenity the movie from the TV show firefly. "Mal, guy killed me Mal. Killed me with a sword."

How do you clean them?

Bar Keepers Friend

I assume certain parts can be removed & used as a travel companion. Or day drinking rental

Roger Goodell line one, please.

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Just like the intimacy suits from Upload

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How does a robot, hawk Tua with no salivary glands??

Still won’t replace your mom.

Freddie Funkhouser will love them.

http://costumerocket.com/wp-content/...g-jubilies.jpg

Gotta be careful if their jubblies are loaded.

I still prefer to jerk off manually

Before or after Quality Control?

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...QGC-C1BrogMg&s

..
Harry says I'll take two.

Your Mom is a sexbot.



I apologize if she has passed. I will correct: Your Mom was a sexbot.

Best of both worlds?

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