Supersize it, Penis Enlargement ........Good Grief!
 

I say, I say, give me a break. My damn e-mails each day are bombed with these adds. When do they freaking end, for 2 freaking years now, try this, try that, Bob has a new boost of confidence,he went big time, what a woman wants is a bigger man , sheeesh ! :rolleyes:

As a married man of 20+ years, this hasn't been a problem with my life, the wife has never complained. But now there is this miracle pill that is suppose to make men have massive units ? We all know for years there are claims to penis enlargement, creams, pumps, weights, exercises, etc .

Now they have pills ? A BIGGER PENIS ? :hmmm: Guess it's kinda like a woman wanting bigger breast ? Pride ?

Although I'm not in a position at this time ( after 20 + years of marriage), it has me think'n IF this stuff is real, it could have came in handy about 25 + years ago.

So to you young studs out here in planteerland, have any of you experenced these wonder pills yet ? Is it true that you young studs have a leg up on mother nature now a days that us old crows didn't have ?

is this a cry for help ROYC??

Do you get a lot of those emails, Roy? Looks like the word is out on you.

sounds like your wife left you a note.
 

Who knew that Roy was This guy

Lay off the porn sites and this won't happen. Trust me, I know.

how much will it add ta 2 in. ?

I always threaten my wife with that and she says a resounding NOOOO, don't do that!

Nope, but coming from old school, all of this scietific break throu with technology, I guess anything is possible now days.

Just asking if you younger generation have tried any ?

You peckerhead......... ROFL


Those commercials kill me !

No less than you get.


It is a pain in the ass, emails, TV, radio, etc.

Um, can you forward one of those to me? I want to, um, read it and laugh at it.

I've been getting these emails trying to sell me penis reduction pills. Can't say I've heard of the other.

I tried those pills one time. They were way expensive, and it only took me from 13" to 13 1/2", so if the extra half inch is worth $300, go for it.

Seriously though, my Mom has a web business making birth announcements called Tiny Tidings. She buys things for the company, and the name gets sold to spammers. It is pretty funny to see the personalized letters come across startin, "Dear Tiny,"

I thought John Holmes was dead.

ROFL

I tried Enzyte :hmmm: here are the results

Naw, thats o.k., I am not clicking on that link.

Other than that, how's the hormone replacement therapy coming along?

I would like to get an order of Levitra for Brad Smith. If his passing game was as good as that old gray haired guy in the commercials, we would be big 12 champs for sure.

Abraham Lincoln was asked how long a leg should be. He answered: Long enough to reach from the hip to the ground.

I have 5 kids. The reach must have been good enough. And, I aint had no complaints.....

That is a great fucking avatar.

That's "Whore Moan" replacement... moans have been replaced with graons and giggles. Carry on.

:hmmm: your boardname is "Inspector" and you are posting on a Penis enlargement thread.

You boys are coming at this thing from the wrong perspective. If you are having "size issues" I suggest you start by picking a mate that doesnt have a cooch the size of the Grand Canyon.

That is all.

Ehhh ... lets not. :shake:

So you're saying, bigger dicks are a pain in the ass? . . . . Weeelllll.

If you would quit visiting those porno sights maybe this wouldn't be such an issue. :hmmm:

Hot damn, I can see , I say I can see this thread going to hell in a hand basket real quick !

BTA, it's not hard to understand with this group ! :p


How many of you young studs are using this stuff, you all seem a little cocky on this thread ! PBJ PBJ PBJ

Rep for the penis joke. :thumb:

Ooohhh. Penis rep from 4th and schlong.

ROFL ROFL

HEY!!! DAMNIT!!! :cuss:

Only the women folk are allowed to use my secret identity name!

Your penis has a first name, it's "s-e-v-e-n"
Your penis has a second name, it's "inches, more or less".
You like to touch it every day,
and when we ask you why, you saayyyyy.
" 'Cause, seven inches, more or less, I'd be a man or wear a dress."

I'd have found this thread much more entertaining if it'd been posted right about now. You silly bastards need to stay up later.

Been there! Okay now tell us!!!

Roy, I noticed that not one guy wanted to admit he tried it. Maybe that is testimony that the stuff doesn't work and is designed to only get your money ... as most of us suspect....

Just by being an old dog, I expect that the majority of the pills companys are on the same page. They all seem to use the same ingredients, herbs, etc, dating back to Chinese methods. Many of these herbs do increase circulation in the body. I could see where one might get some benefit from this if they used some of the old school methods along side .

Hey, it has taken years for the breast enchancement pills to start working thru trial and error..... who knows, maybe some of these companys are on the right track ?

Medical break thru has developed herbs and drugs to aid sexual desire/ performance funtion to date, it's probally just a matter of time before this is a reality.

Roy, I have to tell ya man...the damn things work like a charm. :thumb:

Problem is, now I got women beatin' my door down, DAILY; my wife is beggin' for it two or three times a day; I received dozens of calls from Adult cinema "entertainment" producers; and my male friends are so friggin' jealous, well....to be honest it's difficult to live with.

I'm actually seeing a cosmetic surgeon next week, to explore the possibility of penis "reduction" surgery....

The lesson is be careful what you wish for; only a select few men know the pain and suffering I've endured because of my freakish "gift." I wouldn't wish it on anyone. :(

:p

ROFL Got'm lined up ,hey ?

I was going thru my email the other day and eas frustrated on on the ads, figured this would be a good comedy thread for some of us.

But in reality, I was wondering how many young'ns would fess up to this.

Hey, back in the 70's/ 80's, in the Big John Holmes days, how many guys felt left out with what that guy had ? :rolleyes:

I tried an "enhacement" cream for a few months back in 2000. No noticeable increase in size of my "naughty bits" but my right hand is so large now I dont need a glove when playing center field.

ROFL

No way. I don't like even hearing that kind of stuff. I'm just going to cover my ears and start singing.

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

With all the charms of a woman
You've kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe you're old enough
To give me love
And now it hurts to know the truth, woah

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

Beneath your perfume and make-up
You're just a baby in disguise
And though you know that it's wrong to be
Alone with me
That come on look is in your eyes, woah

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

So hurry home to your mama
I'm sure she wonders where you are
Get out of here, before I have the time
To change my mind
'Cause I'm afraid we'll go too far, woah

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

Had to go bed my wife with my package. lol. No time to post here.

I must say after posting all these emails as spam, it does no good.

It seems as if you block one, more come around .

What's up with that ?

BTW, I would have thought this thread was to be in the HOF ?

I still have to wonder if RoyC isn't trying to get his Christmas gifts for royr early this year...

my hotmail gets alot of those too. If I replied to HALF of them, I wouldn't be able to DRAG the damn thing around!!!

yep, I know exactly what you mean. Just think god you didn't reply and wind up like me.

yup, I'm glad. Going to the farm or zoo animals to get laid isn't my idea of a good time!!!.
Age has taught me to always stay within my own specie when attempting to breed for best results!!!!

It took age to teach you that. I'm pretty sure I knew that straight out the womb. Did you have a bad breakup with an elephant or something?


:)

no, just waking up next to some "women" in my younger days that could lead one to believe in the "missing link" theory!!!
Understand now why it is considered "missing!!!"