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Pick your job with the Chiefs..
The Carl to San Diego thread got me thinking, other than owning the team which job would you want on the Chiefs.
I pick CEO. :thumb: ----------------------------- Chairman of the Board - KCJones CEO - ChiefsCountry Executive VP - DartGod General Manager - David. Public Relations Director - Otter Public Address Announcer - InChiefsHell Stadium Clock Operations - OldTownChief Video Production - ZachKC Cheerleadering Assitant - penguinz Offensive Cordinator - HCChief Quarterback - Mer Cornerback - Lazurus Safety - Rain Man |
chairman of the board of directors
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Quarterback. :p
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Chairman of telling Draft Picks to STFU and STFD!
Either that or Foot-Shuffling Porter. :shrug: |
I wanna be the dude who announces the games at Arrowhead...I'd be good at that, plus I'd get to see every game for free from the press box.
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Either that, or Official Chiefs Cheerleader evaluator...I'd be verrrrry thorough... :drool:
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Offensive Coordinator
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GM, I'd use my handy tool Chiefsplanet and we'd go straight to the cellar. But it'd be fun.
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I would be the person who soaps up the cheerleaders in teh shower.
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I'll take:
Guy who reads Chiefsplanet for gameplan ideas... |
Minister of Propaganda
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Game and play clock operator on 12/19/04. I wanna be the hero at the end of the game but I don't like kickers.
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Free safety if I'm dreaming.
Defensive coordinator if I'm, well, dreaming less. |
I would like to do video production. Things like making the highlight reels and assisting with their game tapes.
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I'll take the job as owner. Let all you GM's do the work and I'll take all the money!
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dream world - Cornerback
General Manager or Offensive Coordinator |
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Assistant Head Coach for Quality Control
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Alcoholic Beverage Distribution Supervisor
btw, this job is much more important to the Arrowhead experience than even the Chairman of the Board & should be noted as such. |
Job I'd want if my complete lack of skills was ignored...Coordinator, either defensive or offensive. The challenge of coming up with gameplans to neutralize or exploit your opponent would be exciting to me.
Job that I would remotley have some realistic chance at getting...something in the film room. I'd love to just witness what goes into the study of film and the conversations that come out of it. |
I would choose Director of Player Personnel. We really need some help identifying difference makers in the early rounds of the draft.
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Get ready for a heavy dose of Priest Holmes. Running, receiving, even some passing ;)
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MLB :thumb:
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In the same vein.......Head of scouting......... |
Head of Marketing and Advertising
and/or Strength Coach |
Surprised no one has offered to be the cheerleader messager after the game.
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I want to be the radio play by play man. I know i could do it.
I''ve been doing radio for 20 years... PBJ |
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KcTitus has already promised me the Bob Moore lackey role....and I also get to moonlight as Bob Walrus and bitch about thwitlock on the website
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Stadium PA announcer. I actually got a recommendation for that job with the Royals two years ago when then-PA-announcer Chuck Morgan left for the Rangers. No shit.
It's always been a dream of mine to be the stadium voice for the Royals and/or Chiefs. In the meantime I'll just keep up with the radio gig...but one day..... KC radio and stadium announcer....I'll be there. :thumb: |
lol, no one wants that nightmare DC gig?
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Easy...
Defensive Coordinator. Make no mistake. Teams would score at will against my scheme, fans would hate me and I would probably be fired on the Internet. But the QB would remember me for the rest of his life. xoxo~ Gaz A bit single minded on the best way to play D. |
Call me temp...
Gaz calls the Defense for the next play. 1st Assistant: “Uh, Sir, we’re down by 21 now and the first quarter is about to end. Do you really think it’s a good idea to send all eleven guys after the QB again? Looks to me like they have figured that one out.” DC Gaz: “Can he still walk?” 1st Assistant: “Well, he kinda lists to the side, and he is dragging his left leg behind him, but yeah.” DC Gaz: “Then my job is not yet done.” 2nd Assistant: “Mr. Gaz, sir, there’s a website here you probably need to see…” xoxo~ Gaz Short-term solution. |
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I'll claim the kicker spot. I can still hit from 50, which is more than the OLD one could do (Thank God for Tynes). It was many moons ago, but I was an all state kicker in high school.
And before there are any kicker jokes, I also started at Center and Cornerback (yeah, I know it's an odd combination, but we were only a 4A school). |
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