Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9135521)

My lady is from Branson.

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9135526)

I dated a girl about 25 years ago that read cards and did astrological charts.

She was ****ing batshit looney but you guessed it, great in the rack.

Unfortunately, I could only take so much of that nonsense.

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 9135534)

Strangely enough that's exactly what my horoscope says about me. Batshit crazy but great in the sack.

Originally Posted by tk13 (Post 9135535)

Strangely enough, we can only take so much of your nonsense.

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 9135534)

Strangely enough that's exactly what my horoscope says about me. Batshit crazy but great in the sack.

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9135542)

Congrats?

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 9135467)

Hmmm ... born March 31, 1965 (a very bad time to enter this zone of existence) in someplace called Washingtonville NY.

His Sun trine Moon aspect is definitely declining over the next few days and weeks ... pretty dramatically, too. That does not bode well and means he can look forward to more "rejection" than he's faced in the past.

Also, his Venus square or opposition Pluto is incredibly negative. Generally, this is interpreted as follows; "You are capable of being a great manipulator and are often caught up trying to make things appear a certain way. You are the one who suffers from this tendency the most. You tend to get tied down to a pattern of endless repetition in relationships. You have difficulty in letting go even when a situation is painful. " The intensity of this aspect is in sharp decline over the next few weeks. Not good for Dr. Evil's plans.

On top of all that, his Mercury transit sucks big time and declines as well. This would indicate (among other things) the inability to communicate with others around him. At all.

In summary, a quick look indicates he is in a world of crap and it's getting worse. An excellent trigger date seems to be 11/25/2012. That would be a good day to piss him off. He might strip naked and begin screaming like a large chicken or other fowl.

FAX

Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 9135580)

Yep that's pretty much what she's reporting. I'll laugh my ass off if we hit the date. I'll have to buy both of you dinner LMAO

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9135499)

I had my lady do it and she said he's a homersexerual lunatic with a borderline average IQ which makes him susceptible to boughts of depression and violent tendencies with his lovers.

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9135623)

Ahhhh that's BULLSHIT because I've got a below avg IQ, ha ha!