Describe your bad amusement park ride ideas here.
 

Go for it. Tasteless, putrid, engineeringly unsound, you make the call. Give me your ideas for rides for a new Litigationland.

I'll start with a few.



Blood on the Highway. Riders climb into bumper cars that hold 200-horsepower engines. Better fasten that shoulder strap!

The Tilt-A-Hooker. Climb aboard, and hang on for two minutes as the hooker beneath you is told that you don't have any money.

House of Broken Mirrors. Enter into this magical realm of glass shards and reflections. Can you find your way out? Is that your left arm or your right arm that's gushing blood?

The Rosie O'Donnell Tunnel Of Love.



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It's a Smell World. Ride a boat through the sewer systems of the world.

a ride in which every female under the age of sixteen loses their feet.

Virtual Baghdad

Screaming Memes -- Climb aboard and be forced to listen to Denise expound on terrorism and the patriarchy.

Caligula's Revenge

I believe I covered this in the first post. :)

The Agony of Defeet.

Six Flogs

You pay $20.00 and they beat the shit out of you.

FAX

Kcnut's Berry Farm

Bring your own basket and spend the entire day trying to understand the directions to the berries.

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"Jihad Jalopys", a car ride where all vehicles crash into a building and explode.

The Phlem Zoom.

Take a thrilling plunge into hippo snot. Must be at least 4'2'' to enter.

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Pakistani Cab Driver's Bronx Adventure

The Tilt-A-Girl.

Your special friend will have the time of her life being held upside down for five minutes by two strange guys.

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The Michael Jackson Merry-go-round.

Needs no explanation.

The Phallis Wheel.

Take a deep breath!! You're in for the ride of your life!

FAX