I start my new job next Wednesday =(
 

The days of sitting around all day, watching 12 hours of baseball, getting hopped up on Ritalin and writing papers, sleeping 15 hours, jerking it to tranny porn...over!

However, with the increased income I will be able to buy a new Xbox...so between work, summer classes, and Xbox...my chiefsplanet time will decrease by 500% (at least)...

so score for you guys?

Mop boy at a xxx theatre?

My bet is fluffer on porn sets. :D

hopefully if I work hard

you get paid for that?

I've been doing it for free...

How have you been paying bills without a job?

my old job enabled me to pay my rent in full before the semester, and my other bills consist of cable and cell phone since I don't have any credit cards...so I've managed to get by. I'm a man, I'm 40.

$10 drinking tabs help out as well.

losing $30 every time I play dice does not help

What will we use to fill the void created by your absence?

Oh look! A quark.

What kind of work?

flaunting my great people skills and pouring amazingly strong beverages to underage women

Anyone else get even more confused when they define:quark ??

That has to be the smartest burn I've ever seen.

Congrats.

he's a clever man, no denying that