-- Who would you like to go deer hunting with?
 

A Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Christopher Walken

I'd love to take you but the deer would smell your Drakkar or CK1 from a mile away, brother.

:D

Forgot Bwana...

Wait..........why are we killing baby deer now?

no Bwana?

extrempollfail!

Mo, Just to see him do a rear naked choke on a 8point

ya, but he'll make you carry everything!

Fixed

Wickedson........ :evil:

:bang: Fece's koolaid

You want any more edits?

I picked Bwana, he has access to some beautiful areas. I have some good spots in the Sandhills here. Currently, I have a 14+ point Mule Deer hanging around my stand. Two weeks to go.

Sure

LMAO
This

:clap: AND THIS.

I'd like Dick Cheney invite Scott Pioli go hunting with him.

ROFL

definitely Bwana.

On a serious note, this.

whoa..that was my first thought as well.....

Would going hunting with Bwana be safer than boating with Bob Dole? :hmmm::p

Gonzo where are you living at now?

Lumpy......

She could tend to camp and have dinner ready by the time I got back.

I wouldn't want to be near any of you mother****ers when you're carrying loaded firearms.

You wanna know where he lives, huh? Well, I'll tell you. He lives 15 goddamn minutes away from me, he has been on this board for six ****ing years, and the prick STILL hasn't had me over for Miller Lite and ribs.

If you bring a bow or crossbow, you can probably lay in my bed and kill a deer, not that I'm going to let you... But I'm just saying.

ROFL

Oh, and I picked Bwana. :D

Well, you know what?

****, I got nothin.
Not a goddamned thing. ****

Whore

There are a number Id enjoy a hunt and dinner around the fire pit with

Sat 3 hours today in the stand. By the weekend things should be fired up in the deer woods

ROFL

Fwiw, I've seen you shoot and helped you with processing deer, my dear. ;)

I have 4 deer that live on my property. They look so cool in the morning when they run

Too many people heading to the hills with Bwana. He's gonna use you for target practice if you're noisy.

I'll take SR up in the Big Belts and get us some elk.

We made homemade PVC golf ball guns and shot them at deer. Man that had to hurt. Like potato guns but with much harder objects.

So awesome.....

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I shoot deer from the porch. I have better things to do than hide in a tree or behind a blind.

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Look at that subtle snub nose and murderous coloring.

The tasteful thickness of it.

Oh, my God. It even has decorative ridges.

Or you could strap yourself into the flat bed and we could chase em through the corn and beans with a hi beam and a 12 gauge.
That'd be way more fun than hiding in a tree with a thumb in the ass.
Wild turkey, screamin for vengeance, 4x4, and 3in mag. ****in sign me up. ****in them deer up!

thanks bro!

Is there such a thing as a blacktail deer? Is this related to that other thread?

Yes. Blacktails are found in pacific nw up through brit columbia

So I take it you both are in Omaha. My family has been screaming at me to come home to visit. I suppose I've not been home in awhile.:evil:

I would like to go deer hunting with a trained, pet lion.

That way, we can just saunter through the woods until we see a deer and I can say, "Sic 'em Simba!" and off she goes bounding through the underbrush to take down the deer in a blinding flash of violent fury. Saves on ammo and keeps your pet lion from eating you.

FAX

With Bob Dole, you might survive.

no offense to anyone on the list, but I don't think being with one of them and a gun would be safe...........at all!

Must believe the correct answer involves Dick Cheney in some form.

Ron ****ing Swanson.

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I voted Rocky Mountain Chief because of the road head, and the fact he'd get Bwana to come along.

He’d probably be using whoever for a grizzly decoy anyway.

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First off, SR, I'm a huntin MFer. been in the woods my entire life. second, I'd love to hunt with all of the above, just cuz I love to hunt. However, there is only one person I REALLY want to go with right now, and that is Scott Pioli.

Sounds like the coyote hunters around here, except they’re using grey hounds instead of shotguns.

:thumb: I swear it would be an accident.

Here Scott, Put these here antlers on and go out into that tall grass over there and act like you're rooting around a bit. It'll b ring the deer in.

Definitely Bwana.

Dammit! There's a "Dont ask/dont tell" policy on CP! :evil:

Yeah, I'd ask Bwana to go. His cooler is bigger than mine.

Genetics. :fire:

i'd like to take Scott Pioli and Matt Cassel deer Hunting.

So who do you want to go camping with?

I'm just glad I didn't bring a full Yeti cooler for the last ATV trip. Between the two of us, I think we had enough beer to host a CP party. :eek:

As far as hunting, I wouldn't mind heading out with several people that post around here. :thumb: Slow guys would be at the top of the list if we are hunting in grizzly country. :p

kcnative.

2 go up the mountain
1 comes down

ROFL You mudda****a!

You don’t have to be the fastest just faster than the slowest, even if it takes shooting someone in the leg to ensure that is the case.

Nobody wants to go deer huntin' with me?

I live in the sticks and we have big deer here.

Plus, we could roast one in the timber. What were we talking about again?

I voted for Bob Dole.

We could hunt mule deer and wild hogs on his pecan farm.

at the risk of being called a treehugging pussy ....


nobody, not into killing stuff.


I might eat it but that doesn't mean i want to kill it

you'd be fine w/me ya treehugging pussy.
i can't hit the broad side of a barn anymore.
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I'm going with Mohillbilly.

I have a feeling that even going to the library with this crazy mother****er would be an extreme experience...

My ADD ass couldn't sit somewhere and do nothing for hours. I'd go ****ing nuts...