Ever Heard of Fred Baur?
 

Probably not.... but here's why he's a cool guy.

Fred was a chemist from Ohio. He invented the Pringles Potato Chip and storage can, patented in 1970.

He died five years ago and was cremated.

Guess what his ashes were buried in?

You guessed it....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Baur

Having some sour cream and onion Pringles in his honor.

Ten things about todays pringles
10. The can is really useful for my son to make crafts with
9. They're consistently good
8. They are crunchy and not greasy
7. Once you pop you can't stop
6. The guy on the logo looks like the monopoly guy.
5. My kids prefer them to the cheap shit.
4. Bulky ass cans take up more space in the trash, which means more in landfills. However **** the environment.
3. They have a good selection of different flavors
2. The plastic lid makes a great scope for when my son makes a bazooka out of them.
1. They're the only ****ing chip that is sold that I know exactly how much is going to be in the package when I open them.

TIL

I wonder if there was a way to get him into the can without cremating him first.

They sliced him very thinly.

I want to be made into potato chips when I die.

ROFL exactly!

This is a solid piece of information. Jack Baur approves.

Wood chipper

Was hoping you meant fred bear... You guys really let me down sometimes.

Fargo

Did you just watch Soylent Green? I wouldn't doubt this happening, when the world gets desperate enough.

It's laying there like a naked piece of pussy on a crisp January morning with steam coming off it.