If it weren't for Carlo Rossi
 

I couldn't afford to drink.

His burgundy is actually acceptable to high-glass red winos with which I cavort.

Although they could be jivin', too.

Dinny

there is no shame in jug wine....

When I used to work at a liquor store as a college kid, these two guys came in, pointed at that wine and said:

"Carlo Rossi, ha-HA! Every time I drink that I get into a fight!"

I think it beats the hell out of paint thinner.

According to Dirty Duck. He was in National Lampoon magazine in the 70's.

Dinny

Nice B.B. King reference!

"The saying In Vino Veritas translates to: there is truth in wine. It means that you are more likely to say what you feel under the influence of alcohol.

Let’s test the theory.

Warning: this article contains excessive use of the word jug"

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