beano.
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At the end of the day, most people have two arms.
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Show up before you show to renters
Spray a bunch of this shit http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/h...9/DSC_0152.jpg Have them sign the lease Profit |
Burn a aids tree and anti-freeze.
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Hire a midget cleaning crew
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The ceiling should be golden brown
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It's denver...
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Was the not smoking in the lease? If so I would charge them for the cleaning.
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Throw away or wash the curtains, if there are any.
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Rent some Ozone machines, close the doors and windows, and let them run for as long as it takes.
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