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KCUnited 07-24-2009 02:48 PM

Murder Lottery.

It works similar to the powerball. Set of numbers, a dollar a ticket. The winner has 2 days to select who they want to murder. They have to prove that they know or have known the person they select (like an ex teacher, boss, mailman, family member, etc.) The person selected gets the payout of the lottery and has 5 days to make arrangements for the money (will, etc.) The murder is 1 gun shot to the selection anywhere above the eyes. No prosecution by authorities. If the shot doesn't kill, the selection gets to keep the money. If the winner can't go through with the murder, the selection gets to keep the money.

cabletech94 07-24-2009 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 5922742)
Murder Lottery.

It works similar to the powerball. Set of numbers, a dollar a ticket. The winner has 2 days to select who they want to murder. They have to prove that they know or have known the person they select (like an ex teacher, boss, mailman, family member, etc.) The person selected gets the payout of the lottery and has 5 days to make arrangements for the money (will, etc.) The murder is 1 gun shot to the selection anywhere above the eyes. No prosecution by authorities. If the shot doesn't kill, the selection gets to keep the money. If the winner can't go through with the murder, the selection gets to keep the money.

This is the most random thought I think that I've ever heard! Actually kinda creepy.

JOhn 07-24-2009 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 5923014)
This is the most random thought I think that I've ever heard! Actually kinda creepy.

And I actually have a few "winners" in mind...:evil:

LaChapelle 07-24-2009 07:23 PM

Murder and balls with #s on them would make me nervous.

Ultra Peanut 07-25-2009 05:37 PM

I WANT TO THRUST TIM MCCARVER INTO THE DEEPEST FIRES OF HELL

Hammock Parties 07-25-2009 05:51 PM

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Bowser 07-25-2009 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut (Post 5924944)
I WANT TO THRUST TIM MCCARVER INTO THE DEEPEST FIRES OF HELL

Line starts to the left.

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5924970)

Heh. Heh heh.

Ultra Peanut 07-25-2009 05:53 PM

p. bad comic tbqh

KCBOSS1 07-25-2009 06:33 PM

can somebody please give us the official CP guide for "quality threads" detail? I think that I've started maybe a max of 10 threads in 3 years and almost every time, it's hammered by just a few thread nazis as a "nobody's interested, not another_______ thread" thread....then goes on to last a few days on the front page with tons of posts of other folk who still want to talk about it....so I'm just wondering who's the self appointed quality thread police. I have to admit that I'm usually a little late to topics because i work. But still....you know. Because it seems to me that about 90% of the threads on here start with a random thought. Is there a problem with that?

JOhn 07-25-2009 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by KCBOSS1 (Post 5925052)
can somebody please give us the official CP guide for "quality threads" detail? I think that I've started maybe a max of 10 threads in 3 years and almost every time, it's hammered by just a few thread nazis as a "nobody's interested, not another_______ thread" thread....then goes on to last a few days on the front page with tons of posts of other folk who still want to talk about it....so I'm just wondering who's the self appointed quality thread police. I have to admit that I'm usually a little late to topics because i work. But still....you know. Because it seems to me that about 90% of the threads on here start with a random thought. Is there a problem with that?

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:p

KCBOSS1 07-25-2009 06:49 PM

that was good.

Hammock Parties 07-25-2009 10:33 PM

FEEL THE JOY!

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Hammock Parties 07-25-2009 11:14 PM

This was my favorite softcore porn show as a teenager:

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LaChapelle 07-26-2009 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by KCBOSS1 (Post 5925052)
can somebody please give us the official CP guide for "quality threads" detail? I think that I've started maybe a max of 10 threads in 3 years and almost every time, it's hammered by just a few thread nazis as a "nobody's interested, not another_______ thread" thread....then goes on to last a few days on the front page with tons of posts of other folk who still want to talk about it....so I'm just wondering who's the self appointed quality thread police. I have to admit that I'm usually a little late to topics because i work. But still....you know. Because it seems to me that about 90% of the threads on here start with a random thought. Is there a problem with that?

Your avatar makes my eyes cross.

Pioli Zombie 07-26-2009 06:25 AM

I want sex.
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