GAME DAY REPORT FORM DANE McCLOUD'S BATHROOM!!!!!
 

I watched the game over at his house, er, mansion today. FORGOT to bring my flip videocam :cuss:

Nice guy (needs to work on the double hi-five).
Hot wife.
Two dogs.
Small tile in bathroom.
Owns a LOT of guitars.
Hilights (sorry, had to bust you, bro)
Big TV
Surround sound.
Nice grill
awesome burgers.
Kirkland Vodka is TEH RULE!!!FTW!!!
EPIC GAME!!!
NO PLUNGER!!!! (it must be in the vault > solid gold I bet.

Thanks Dane, next week at my place. Pics maybe?

Never would have figured this. Now Slayer I could see...

Wait a minute. When I was in California last week, he told me that he had moved to Paraguay.

NTTAWWT!

He had virgins waiting to wipe your dirty place, didn't he?


I'll bet he was 3-4 of them on staff, my guess is they're Venezuelan Imports.

I got to watch the game on my own personal 50" LCd and got to take it home with me afterwards.

Jim Rome was commentating from the kitchen, where he was making lasagna.

I'll bet he's so cheap, he hired Margret Cho for your happy ending.

You forgot to mention that he's a real a-hole. All McDane threads need to emphasize this fact.

Did you leave tiny signage all over his house?

No, but Idid leave a tiny poopie in his commode (turns out that's a fancy word for toilet!)

Did Marilyn Manson come over to watch the game, too? I hear that Marilyn makes a killer queso dip.

I hope you know the difference between a toilet and a bidet.

DUH! The bidet is a French drinking fountain. (didn't need it, Dane had bottled water)

You forgot the most important thing, does he have a phone next to his shitter?

LMAO So ****in funny.