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Machine 01-14-2013 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by TLMRedden (Post 9319541)
Wow. That sounds like fun. The band part, not some much the fork truck part. What type pf music do you play?
Classic rock mostly. I like songs that have a meaning, like from Bread or Moody Blues. I like the forklift. Sometimes I pretend that it is part of my body and i am strong enough to pick up heavy things.

houstonwhodat 01-14-2013 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Machine (Post 9319557)
Classic rock mostly. I like songs that have a meaning, like from Bread or Moody Blues. I like the forklift. Sometimes I pretend that it is part of my body and i am strong enough to pick up heavy things.
WTF?

TLMRedden 01-14-2013 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Machine (Post 9319557)
Classic rock mostly. I like songs that have a meaning, like from Bread or Moody Blues. I like the forklift. Sometimes I pretend that it is part of my body and i am strong enough to pick up heavy things.
I like that type of music too. I have a big farm and love having parties on the weekends. We rock out all night, drinking, and dancing.

I knew a guy who was blind and was in a band. His band rocked, but since he got his eyesight back the band just isn't the same.

The fork truck thing is a little weird though.

ChiefLongDong 01-14-2013 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by TLMRedden (Post 9319536)
Sure you would. You probably have a micropeen

I can tell you aren't into micropeens by the stretch marks around your mouth.

TLMRedden 01-14-2013 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by ChiefLongDong (Post 9319573)
I can tell you aren't into micropeens by the stretch marks around your mouth.
Better the stretch marks around my mouth than a rectum the size of a hot air balloon like your.

It gives a new meaning the the word ballonknot

DomerNKC 01-14-2013 11:33 PM
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ChiefLongDong 01-14-2013 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by TLMRedden (Post 9319593)
Better the stretch marks around my mouth than a rectum the size of a hot air balloon like your.

It gives a new meaning the the word ballonknot

You are one to talk, with that poop shoot looking like a rolled up pink sock.

ChiefSuspect 01-14-2013 11:35 PM
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DomerNKC 01-14-2013 11:36 PM
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...318caea218.jpgUGLY WOMAN

Machine 01-14-2013 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by TLMRedden (Post 9319569)
I like that type of music too. I have a big farm and love having parties on the weekends. We rock out all night, drinking, and dancing.

I knew a guy who was blind and was in a band. His band rocked, but since he got his eyesight back the band just isn't the same.

The fork truck thing is a little weird though.
I would like to play at your farm, it sounds fun. Sorry about your blind friend. Thats sad.

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I can tell you aren't into micropeens by the stretch marks around your mouth.
You new here too. So are we. Please be nice to my new friend TLMRedden. Shes sounds real nice.

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Originally Posted by TLMRedden (Post 9319593)
Better the stretch marks around my mouth than a rectum the size of a hot air balloon like your.

It gives a new meaning the the word ballonknot
ha ha good one.

Dylan 01-14-2013 11:44 PM
40 Days Until Daytona 500

#88 CAUSED the big one at practice. Nice.

Junebug!

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"JUST WTF DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING OUT THERE JR.?"

Drivers involved:
Dale Earnhardt, Jr.
Marcos Ambrose
Jeff Gordon
Aric Almirola
Dale Jr
Kasey Kahne
Brad Keswloski
Jamie McMurray
Regan Smith
Joey Logano
Carl Edwards

*Among the drivers who avoided the crash was Jimmie Johnson.

Dunerdr 01-15-2013 02:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 9318522)
There's a reason why her vagina's nickname is Dan Wheldon.
I see what you did there well played!

TimeForWasp 01-15-2013 04:22 AM
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loochy 01-15-2013 06:00 AM
Wtf is with this thread? There are like a hundred n00bs and not enough b00bs

Imon Yourside 01-15-2013 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9319907)
Wtf is with this thread? There are like a hundred n00bs and not enough b00bs
Plenty of manboobs, if you're into that kind of thing.


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