What if Boxxy was your GM?
 

This is what I'd have done if I'd taken over instead of Dorsey.

HC: Chip Kelly
All position coaches would be hired by the HC.
EDIT: Prelim Roster

Re-sign WR Dwayne Bowe $56m/5 years ($26m guaranteed) cap hit: 4m
sign QB Chase Daniel 3 years cap hit: 1.8
sign TE Anthony Fasano 4 years cap hit: 2.35
sign ILB Orie Lemon:
Sign Nick Barnett 1y 500K
Re-sign Brandon Albert 4y/36M cap ht: 4.25
Sign OLB Quentin Groves 1y 1.215
Sign WR Jordan Shipley 2yr/1.3 M cap hit: 57K
Sign FS Michael Huff 3y/6M cap: 1.3
Tender offer to WR Danario Alexander cap hit 1.323
Sign OLB Victor Butler 2y/3M cap 1.125M
Sign DE Cullen Jenkins 3y/8M cap hit 1.733
Sign ILB Dan Conner 1y/715K cap hit 555K
Sign Kenny Phillips 1y/2M
Sign Chris Houston 5y/25M cap hit 2.3M
Sign DE Matt Shaughnessy 1y/1m
Sign DE Jason Jones 3y/9.5M cap hit 1.83M
Tamba=15.5
Eric Berry=10.2
Flowers=9.6
Jamaal= 4.33
Derrick Johnson 3.5M
OL Eric Winston $4,900,000 $6,500,000
DL Dontari Poe $904,456 $2,572,728
PK Ryan Succop $1,950,000 $2,400,000
WR Jon Baldwin $1,061,510 $2,059,528
OL Jon Asamoah $1,323,000 $1,551,030
TE Tony Moeaki $1,323,000 $1,494,662
WR Dexter McCluster $630,000 $1,400,000
DB Kendrick Lewis $1,323,000 $1,374,725
OL Jeff Allen $591,083 $1,055,415
CB Javier Arenas $630,000 $1,003,750
OL Rodney Hudson $643,746 $956,209
WR Terrance Copper $840,000 $915,000
LB Justin Houston $555,000 $747,812
DL Allen Bailey $555,000 $718,986
DB Jalil Brown $555,000 $682,325
OL Donald Stephenson $480,000 $664,375
LB Cory Greenwood $630,000 $656,250
DL Marcus Dixon $630,000 $630,000
QB Ricky Stanzi $555,000 $619,763
WR Devon Wylie $480,000 $613,850
DL Jerrell Powe $555,000 $583,170
DB Husain Abdullah** $715,000 $555,000
WR Mardy Gilyard $555,000 $555,000
DL Daniel Muir** $715,000 $555,000
DL Anthony Toribio $555,000 $555,000
RB Cyrus Gray $480,000 $514,918
WR Josh Bellamy $480,000 $480,000
FB Patrick DiMarco $480,000 $480,000
WR Junior Hemingway $480,000 $480,000
WR Jamar Newsome $480,000 $480,000
OL Rich Ranglin $480,000 $480,000
DB Neiko Thorpe $480,000 $480,000
DB De’Quan Menzie $405,000 $464,613
DL Lucas Patterson $405,000 $405,000

104.234
18.76M in salary cap space.

Before I begin editing the FA list, feel free to throw in your thoughts. Again, I won't be able to keep the majority of these players. I just wanted a base list to start from before I start whittling away and figuring out the roster/salary cap.

I'd find a way to bring in Andre Smith at RT.

Who would be your starting QB . Ricky Quinn ?

I'll do a draft as well.


Holy **** though, this is going to take some time. Might have bitten off more than I care to chew.

This is awesome. Keep going.

If the real Boxxy was our GM I'd probably beat off thinking about our GM, then wonder if I was a pederast afterwards.

Love the Cullen Jenkins move.

I think the one of the things Dorsey has done right is that huge paycut he gave to Tyson Jackson. He's basically playing for us for free. I liked that move instead of just outright cutting him.

Also, am I to assume that you're letting Colquitt and Gafford walk? They're not big pieces to replace, but they are things to consider when making late-round draft selections and/or undrafted signings.

Ponderception, you should join our alternate reality game 1. We don't address free agency, but we have fun with the draft.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=204569

I asked about last week to see if I could still join and nobody answered. :(

I'll probably resign them, they were unintentionally left off. I am going to examine the FA market for both positions though, now that you've reminded me.

Anyone have a link to the Teicher article that had the cap hits for 2013?

Found them.

You good for nothing tool, you.

ROFL.


Dick.

Re-sign WR Dwayne Bowe $56m/5 years ($26m guaranteed) cap hit: 4m
sign QB Chase Daniel 3 years cap hit: 1.8
sign TE Anthony Fasano 4 years cap hit: 2.35
sign ILB Orie Lemon:
Sign Calvin Pace 1year cap hit 3M
Sign Nick Barnett 1y 500K
Re-sign Brandon Albert 4y/36M cap ht: 4.25
Sign Richard Seymour 2y4M cap hit: 2
Sign OLB Quentin Groves 1y 1.215
Sign OLB Erik Walden 4y/16M cap hit 3.2M
Sign WR Jordan Shipley 2yr/1.3 M cap hit: 57K
Sign FS Michael Huff 3y/6M cap: 1.3
Tender offer to WR Danario Alexander cap hit 1.323
Sign OLB Victor Butler 2y/3M cap 1.125M
Sign DE Cullen Jenkins 3y/8M cap hit 1.733
Sign ILB Dan Conner 1y/715K cap hit 555K
Sign Kenny Phillips 1y/2M
Sign Chris Houston 5y/25M cap hit 2.3M
Sign DE Matt Shaughnessy 1y/1m
Sign DE Jason Jones 3y/9.5M cap hit 1.83M
Tamba=15.5
Eric Berry=10.2
Flowers=9.6
Jamaal= 4.33
Derrick Johnson 3.5M
OL Eric Winston $4,900,000 $6,500,000
DL Dontari Poe $904,456 $2,572,728
PK Ryan Succop $1,950,000 $2,400,000
WR Jon Baldwin $1,061,510 $2,059,528
OL Jon Asamoah $1,323,000 $1,551,030
TE Tony Moeaki $1,323,000 $1,494,662
WR Dexter McCluster $630,000 $1,400,000
DB Kendrick Lewis $1,323,000 $1,374,725
OL Jeff Allen $591,083 $1,055,415
CB Javier Arenas $630,000 $1,003,750
OL Rodney Hudson $643,746 $956,209
WR Terrance Copper $840,000 $915,000
LB Justin Houston $555,000 $747,812
DL Allen Bailey $555,000 $718,986
DB Jalil Brown $555,000 $682,325
OL Donald Stephenson $480,000 $664,375
LB Cory Greenwood $630,000 $656,250
DL Marcus Dixon $630,000 $630,000
QB Ricky Stanzi $555,000 $619,763
WR Devon Wylie $480,000 $613,850
DL Jerrell Powe $555,000 $583,170
DB Husain Abdullah** $715,000 $555,000
WR Mardy Gilyard $555,000 $555,000
DL Daniel Muir** $715,000 $555,000
DL Anthony Toribio $555,000 $555,000
RB Cyrus Gray $480,000 $514,918
WR Josh Bellamy $480,000 $480,000
FB Patrick DiMarco $480,000 $480,000
WR Junior Hemingway $480,000 $480,000
WR Jamar Newsome $480,000 $480,000
OL Rich Ranglin $480,000 $480,000
DB Neiko Thorpe $480,000 $480,000
DB De’Quan Menzie $405,000 $464,613
DL Lucas Patterson $405,000 $405,000

112.234
10.76M in salary cap space.


Feel free to correct if my math is wrong. I did round quite a bit.

QB: Daniel, Stanzi
RB: Charles, Gray, Eachus
FB: DiMarco

WR: Bowe, Alexander, McCluster, Shipley, Baldwin
TE: Fasano, Moeaki, Brock

LT: Albert, Stephenson
LG: Allen,
C: Hudson,
RG: Asamoah,
RT: Winston, Stephenson

DE: Jenkins, Bailey, Shaughnessy
NT: Poe, Powe, Toribio
DE: Seymour, Jones

OLB: Hali, Groves, Butler
ILB: Barnett, Lemon
ILB: Johnson, Connor
OLB: Houston, Pace, Walden

CB: Flowers, Houston, Arenas, Menzie, Brown
S: Berry, Huff, Phillips, Abdullah, Lewis

K: Succop
P: Colquitt
LS: Gafford

Do I even need to say how unrealistic this is.