You're in SoCal you should be able to find some. If you were in Seattle I'd smoke you out. Well, provided you washed your ass before you came over.

I know where to get some, I can find it no doubt
but to spend my money for one bowl? I'd rather do without.

You don't smoke much I take it. Personally I prefer it to alcohol. That's just me though.

Well, I got my wisdom teeth removed about 3 months ago and I just stopped after that...I've smoked a few bowls here and there, but nowhere near the half oz I was buying every week.

Ahh. I quit for a few months at a time every once in a while. It's good for reflection on both sides of the fence. Good plan not smoking with a tooth ache. That stuff will heal any pain, but for whatever reason makes toothaches ten times worse.

Yeah, but unfortunately ever since I "quit" smoking, I have begun to drink heavily...I think I'll go back to smoking.

You'd ****in be better off. I promise you that. I dabble in drinking, but I have waaaaay too much 3rd party experience with it to get involved heavily. As long as you have a steady job and aren't looking to make a career change anytime soon, put down the bottle and pick up the bong. :bong:

Seriously.

Thanks for the advice.

**** man, I've got nothing that even approaches the galaxy of this shit.

Way to give in to peer pressure.

Can the mods please instill math problems or something before you post a new thread? If you are sober enough to do the math problems you are sober enough to realize that you shouldn't post a thread. This is probably for my sake too. Nice thread bolt fan. HOLY ****ING SHIT

And miss out on a thread like this? No way!

seriously

:thumb:

Buy a half, i'll be happy to help with any leftovers:D

Or this

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...42#post3306442

Not one of my finer monents either

Nice to see we have something in common.

so buck
you gonna go do it again tonight?

Matt, you have officially lost your ''burst''

I didn't go hang out at some fruit stand though

You also still have your ''burst''

Does this mean i am uninvited to NY then???

No, you're still invited. I'll just have to be careful when I bend over reaching into the cooler for a beer, that's all. ;)

I'll come and watch your back.

It occurs to me that I should be very thankful there was no internet when I was Buck's age. I did plenty o' dumb shit, but I never created a permanent record of my actions or shared it with thousands of people. Gotta admit though, I probably would have if I could have.

You're invited anytime also. ;)

which end
gets hammered tonight

Dad, I thought you said you were the original when it came to being a crack smoking fudge packer?

no he's QB of the JETS

Such heathens. You're all going to hell.

FWIW, some of the shit I posted last night doesn't make sense to me....

I dont think I'm going to get drunk anymore, at least not on liquor.

Last night reminds me why it has been since April since I last drank hard liquor.

Threads like this are good for finding sigs.

Lets examine this:

fyck i im limeaving forever, untol im nes tmpst.

I think I was trying to say:

****, I am leaving forever, until my next post.

describe your vomit
did it have chunks

Hell, Michigan? Very nice place.

Oooh...

It was all liquid and it was mixed with leaves, sorta looked like cilantro.

The liquid was orange in color.

I didn't eat anything yesterday, and I had a salad for lunch the previous day.

Im assuming it was lettuce I was seeing.

I don't really understand people who get drunk and do dumb things. I've been drunk a few times. Never did anything especially dumb. I also retained spelling powers. I must have a sweet brain or something.

Hey, cmon....don't ruin it.:D

they get drunk so they can screw any skank that will lay down
or they can at least roll over

Drunk doesn't mean what you feel after 6 beers...

Thats called Buzzed

Another funny anecdote from last night.

I fell asleep on the La-Z-Boy when my brother was watching the Departed...

I started puking on myself and woke up and in between puking said "Bag" to my brother.

He got up and got me a plastic grocery bag to puke in.

I started puking in it, but realized there was a hole in the bottom of it, the whole way across, so I was just puking through the plastic bag onto myself.

Trust me, I've been drunk. I got blitzed off my ass a couple nights in River Falls this summer but had the good sense to walk home to the hotel and just go straight to bed.

How do you know you retained your spelling powers?

I've drunk posted on Chiefsplanet a few times. In fact...from River Falls. There's a HILARIOUS drunk photo of myself in one of the RF threads.

Did you start the thread? I'll dig through em if I have to.

Going Back to January you've started like 600 Threads, wtf is wrong with you?

It wont let me go further back.

its funny that now you think you're Ron Jeremy

http://www.maddogts.com/images/gay2.jpg

Its funny that you think you know me.

My cock has nothing on Ron Jeremy.

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I happen to be awesome. The thread was in July/August so it's there. I believe it's "River Falls Reports" or something.

You weren't drunk enough.

I'm not the one dressing like Jesse Ventura(1970's vintage), getting "call my mother crying" drunk in Gay bars, and working so hard to make the membership believe you're pimp enough to pull off a 3way.

You haven't even borrowed vulture's bicycle.

whats with the hate?

Oh man, that's old school keyboard of doom coming out tonight!

Because you're letting him.

Its not hate.

Think of it more as calling things as they are. I'm the friend that will tell you things others only talk about when you leave the room.

O wise Mr. FAX, this thread and Mr Flopnuts' post makes me think of a question that is a bit off topic but of utmost need of a wise resolution:

When a guy pleasures himself, is he not "hitting on a guy?"... If so, is he not gay?

I humbly pray thee to resolve this enigma for the sake of humanity.

ROFL:clap:

Well, whatever you say boss.

I'm just a chargers fan n00b invading your space anyways...I used to be used to all the hate I got...not anymore, I've tried to become friendly with any and all posters on the CP.

You make it sound like I think I'm some kind of Chiefs Planet celebrity, and I clearly don't think that. I know my place.

I was drunk, and didn't have my inhibitions about me last night, and I posted this stupid thread, you can't really blame me.

Today I had to come on and clear things up.

In no way was anything in here posted about me being better than you, or anybody else who posts here.

Like I said before I used to be a dick to some people on here, but then I realized whats the point? Its the internet. Name calling doesn't really affect anybody on the internet. I just come here because its a cool place to come when you want to laugh.

If you think I'm a douche bag, and don't like my posting style, you can go ahead and ignore me from now on, because I'm not going to change the way I do things.

Matt

Hey BuckinKaeding...I also live in San Diego. While I don't care about the gay bars you frequent...I was curious...what was the "straight" bar you went to...when you almost scored with two chicks? Live Wire?

I was on my way to the Air Conditioned Lounge...never made it.

I was on University Avenue when that happened.

Buc at the bar
http://i38.tinypic.com/2wnwdhv.jpg

HAHA that was quick

Or this one.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ellwhacker.gif

It must have been Alibi, or you were so ****ed up you were at another homo queer bar.

Next time you're bar hopping go to University Heights. At the corner of Park and Adams is Lancers. One of the coolest dive bars in the city. The drinks are cheap, they pour huge shots...and my friend says their sissy mixed drinks are strong too (So heads up, eh?). If you want to gay it up again...Bourbon Street is right there too.

Ok. Good luck.

Honestly, I'll probably never go to north park again for drinks...I'll stick with wherever I live, it makes a Taxi Ride affordable...then I dont have to call my mom.

North Park is ehh..questionable. U31 is ok, Toronados is a good bar with alot of beers. We've been going there more recently, but yeah..theres still a mix of homos in the area.

I was at downtown house of blues last night for Monster Massive.. me and some friends booked rooms at the marriott next door for the pre and after party. todays recovery day

in Buck's defense he got an email pic yesterday
of Redrum's mom in the buff on the muff
Rhonda Moss's

Are you trying to sound less gay?...

Yes I can, dumbass. What the hell ever convinced you to do such a stupid thing?...

ROFL

ROFL:LOL:ROFL:LOL:

Buck should start a "I'm leaving the Planet forever" thread to deflect attention from his "My mom had to come pick my drunk ass up at a gay bar" thread.

I think it's hilarious that your mom had to pick you up...not to pile on but you didn't have any other friends that could've grabbed you? I have multiple back up plans and no way in hell my mom would be one of them hehe

**** it, I'll just throw this out there...

I'm a Mommas Boy, there I said it.

And to everyone else, I'm not trying to sound less gay by saying I'm not going back there...I just don't like the area.

I got in on this thread late. Where did you go after you sucked those two guys dicks?

I came over to your house baby...

Dont you remember? I spiked your Geritol with some Vodka and things got wild.

Being real on the internet will just get you grief. Half of these ****ers aren't any different, but they'll never admit it.

Me too. Nothin' wrong with that.

I had some buddies from work over, watching the TU/TTU game... and at some point.. my drunken ass broke my glasses. :shake:

No biggy though.. insurance says I'm due for new ones. And hell, I went 30 years without em, anyway. I just feel blind now.